This. They were mildly amusing for a second when they were Metal School, playing every Monday at the Viper Room, when celebs would get up onstage with them. Now they're a "thing", with albums, and tours. If you havent seen them, they're worth checking out once.
The last time I got dragged to their show, they did the "hot girls come up and show your tits thing", and the same fat chick got up on stage and shook her belly all over, and ruined it - the guitarist and bass player were almost running away from her. The show is bizarre - half the audience are normal people who think it's all comedy, the other half are 40-50 year old men and women, all fat and sad looking, hanging pathetically onto the "metal dream". Metal was kind of a joke when the musicians and fans were in their 20's and good looking, now it's just embarrassing.
GOOD PFG-SCIPLES remember that SCORCH'S former LOVE-INTEREST, international dancing sensation LACEY RAIN, has SAID that his is not a SEXUAL thing!!! It is an ORGANIC PERFORMANCE!!!
(I wanted the STIR the POT joke, but I don't have the VIDEO!!!)
19 comments
6 NashuaDan 2016-06-11
I think those might be implants.
7 HookerMouth82 2016-06-11
You mean real breasts don't stay frozen in place like they're under a wizard's spell?
3 _MurdocNiccals 2016-06-11
She looked better before.
2 HookerMouth82 2016-06-11
They almost always do.
-4 DianaKurlan10 2016-06-11
Faggot.
5 Navsies 2016-06-11
What the fuck is this nonsense?
2 stinkskc 2016-06-11
Steel panther, they're like a parody 80s band but not really.
-2 SkepticSloth 2016-06-11
This. They were mildly amusing for a second when they were Metal School, playing every Monday at the Viper Room, when celebs would get up onstage with them. Now they're a "thing", with albums, and tours. If you havent seen them, they're worth checking out once.
The last time I got dragged to their show, they did the "hot girls come up and show your tits thing", and the same fat chick got up on stage and shook her belly all over, and ruined it - the guitarist and bass player were almost running away from her. The show is bizarre - half the audience are normal people who think it's all comedy, the other half are 40-50 year old men and women, all fat and sad looking, hanging pathetically onto the "metal dream". Metal was kind of a joke when the musicians and fans were in their 20's and good looking, now it's just embarrassing.
1 stinkskc 2016-06-11
And than they bring Mr Belding up or some shit haha
1 a200ftmonster 2016-06-11
Seriously, how do you stupid fuckers not know the difference between then and than?
0 stinkskc 2016-06-11
I dunno it's the main one I fuck up though
5 pfg-sciple 2016-06-11
GOOD PFG-SCIPLES remember that SCORCH'S former LOVE-INTEREST, international dancing sensation LACEY RAIN, has SAID that his is not a SEXUAL thing!!! It is an ORGANIC PERFORMANCE!!!
(I wanted the STIR the POT joke, but I don't have the VIDEO!!!)
1 PauxFas 2016-06-11
I love you
2 BlandOld 2016-06-11
I'd let her let me put in in her butt
1 DianaKurlan10 2016-06-11
Masher!
1 RTtho 2016-06-11
i was rigid until the stage manager bitch starting licking our own saggie tits. currently limp
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-06-11
THEY'RE FAKE BABY
-1 [deleted] 2016-06-11
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3 stinkskc 2016-06-11
:/
1 DianaKurlan10 2016-06-11
I'm going to slaughter you and your entire family. :)
2 stinkskc 2016-06-11
Steel panther, they're like a parody 80s band but not really.