Listen if a man with tits and a micropenis can get lynsi margera then a moderately successful financial analyst with alcoholism and a pet pill addiction can get a not fat girl.
This happened to me over the last couple days. I took a weekend sort of trip with a guy and every time I saw something I liked I'd let "Dassabesdoe" fly. I like the "doe" version... different strokes and all.
Eventually he just somberly asked "..Why are you doing that..?"
45 comments
91 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-06-10
dassatextso
14 EskimoEscrow 2016-06-10
I love you guys
6 Lobstrich 2016-06-10
Oooh
6 Clibanarius 2016-06-10
juss chill n fukkn...
5 Lish_fips89 2016-06-10
Juss reedin' an chucklin'.
56 Lamarspeckah 2016-06-10
dassabesso just breakin up an no fukin
37 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-06-10
How fat is Stacey? Be honest.
72 Jackthejew 2016-06-10
She can take a punch
12 schwoogiejoe24 2016-06-10
No Stacies aren't fat.
9 BlewRaja 2016-06-10
yep ok
4 schwoogiejoe24 2016-06-10
Way to refute my joke, dildo. Still upvoted for the hot pic of the Kiebs.
3 strappingyoungladdie 2016-06-10
Isn't her name Stacey though?
1 [deleted] 2016-06-10
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5 HerpDerpen 2016-06-10
http://inclinelawgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stacey-herhusky-lrg.jpg
Stacy Herhusky
14 onemancrimespree 2016-06-10
Herhusky
3 Sudley 2016-06-10
She was apparently good looking enough to be on an HBO show, good for her.
1 ig0tworms 2016-06-10
Post-Op Club Soda
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-10
There is no name that covers everyone
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-06-10
Except Stacey, she's sooooo big, she covers everyone!
1 VeritablyClean 2016-06-10
how about hilariously fat?
http://static.oprah.com/images/tows/201104/20110427-tows-weight-loss-stacey-halprin-journey-1-600x411.jpg
5 onemancrimespree 2016-06-10
stacey halprin, guggle it
2 thrillated 2016-06-10
I did, Google couldn't handle the bandwidth. Gimme those ribs!
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-10
http://www.la-star.com/w/wallpaper/patricia-heaton/stacy-keibler-ass1.jpg
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-06-10
hey there
7 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-06-10
It's probably a male Stacey, or a female who looks like Stacey Keach.
3 herpacin 2016-06-10
Is she a great big fat person?
4 Jackthejew 2016-06-10
Listen if a man with tits and a micropenis can get lynsi margera then a moderately successful financial analyst with alcoholism and a pet pill addiction can get a not fat girl.
2 herpacin 2016-06-10
Them lambs are quiet, possibly silenced.
3 Stud_beaner_69 2016-06-10
Dassafatso. eatin, fuckin
2 FukinPeckas 2016-06-10
Shesobesso
18 cbanks420lol 2016-06-10
Post Stacey. I want to see what you're working with, sports fan.
29 Jackthejew 2016-06-10
Yeah nice try. She's an illegal immigrant and we all know what you'll do.
17 cbanks420lol 2016-06-10
If she gives you anymore lip send her this.
4 herpacin 2016-06-10
Deuce, maybe a deuce and a half.
4 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-06-10
Can I have Stacey number
3 Guybroman 2016-06-10
Fuckin jar jar binks
3 NashuaDan 2016-06-10
If Stacey looks anything like Bobo's sister, I'll hit it.
3 thrillated 2016-06-10
Not even kidding, she's a cutie pie that one.
3 MieshaNicole 2016-06-10
This happened to me over the last couple days. I took a weekend sort of trip with a guy and every time I saw something I liked I'd let "Dassabesdoe" fly. I like the "doe" version... different strokes and all.
Eventually he just somberly asked "..Why are you doing that..?"
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-06-10
The box of dead mice should arrive by Monday :)
9 FoetusCorruptus 2016-06-10
Somewhere out there, DannyFromTheShow just got triggered
2 UReallyRTerrible 2016-06-10
You know you are big time when you are on TruTV doing shitty jokes alongside Todd Bridges.. dassabesso
really? which nigger kyke spic faggot downvoted this?
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1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-06-10
No sir I believe that YOU are "ruining your life". It doesn't even matter because Stacey is prolly a big fat oinker.
8 MaxKawalski 2016-06-10
ffffawkin brrutal!
1 [deleted] 2016-06-10
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0 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-06-10
You have no life.
-4 cabaretcabaret 2016-06-10
Your life looked pretty shit and gay already