How does this have a five-star rating?

1  2016-06-10 by [deleted]

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Oh no, is he about to get DeRosa'd?

I hope not. Hes a little douche but he seems like a nice guy. Let him have his gay little band.

Hopefully.

What if we left all good reviews. But they said things like,
"Finally, an album dads can rock to! Open up the man-cave and have some good clean fun!"

Breuer has let his wife completely own him.

It's sad.

His wife and his god, couldn't be more pathetic.

Metal Blade

Jesus Christ, Brian Slagel will put anything to disk these days.

A 2 star review from "Michael Hunt"

huehuehue

Well, at least Mike Hunt only gave it 2 stars. There's a name you can rely on.

Jim's mix of real life stories backed by talented metal musicians is perfect. Old School is one of my favorites. Sugar Rush will be an anthem all parents, teachers, and nannies alike will devour.

This album is multi-dimensional; that's what makes it so fantastic. Let's say you have some hard rock-metal inside you from back in the day you want to let out. Old School and Thrash will fire up that spirit that made that genre so fun.

Jim's mix of real life stories backed by talented metal musicians is perfect.

No it isn't

Old School is one of my favorites.

Die

Sugar Rush will be an anthem all parents, teachers, and nannies alike will devour.

No it will not

This album is multi-dimensional

No it isn't

that's what makes it so fantastic.

Lies

Let's say you have some hard rock-metal inside you from back in the day you want to let out.

Then I will probably listen to one of the many metal bands that I like and don't embarrass me as a person

Old School and Thrash will fire up that spirit that made that genre so fun.

The fuck it will

Yeah but this is family friendly. You know, families, those things none of us have.

BRB gonna kill myself.

Holy shit. Only 12 reviews?

Fake as fuck