She spent years of her career, and thousands of Opie & Vos dollars to make a documentary about how women are being tortured on the road to becoming professional comics and THE FIRST up and coming female that doesn't have a feminist agenda and just wants to be recognized as being a club comedian gets trashed by her.

She literally went with the hack idea that Kelsey is flirting with Rich for positioning at the Comedy Cellar.

It's always the females who scream about how unfair the business is towards women who say the nastiest, cunty shit to the new comics.

Nobody wants to fuck Rich Vos. Not even Bonnie.

Take a gander at Vos's tooth stumps without his dentures

Apparently you're not supposed to brush your teeth with crack for 30 years.

Apparently you're not supposed to brush your teeth with crack for 30 years.

Shit! Now you tell us, you fuckface!

It's like how women complain about the unfair beauty standards of gossip rags. All those headlines of 'Britney's gross beach body' or 'Look! Kim K without makeup!', The writers, editors and most of the staff at those rags are women. (I think this is a bit from the MMP, actually)

Ideally they should be trying to work together and raise each other up in gender solidarity, but Bonnie is treating it like there's only one Edgy Female Comic allowed in clubs at a time, when in all likelihood anyone with talent would bump Chubby Bearded White Guy Has Strong Opinions About Tinder #71648.

Of course she's jealous. She's 43 and has been in "next breakout star" mode since Bill Clinton was president. She knows it's not going to happen by this point, so hates anybody who looks like they have a shot. In a few years she'll be saying the same exact stuff Vos says to pretend like he's bigger than he is.

'Shut up, open mic'er, headliners are talking.'

-Guy who "headlines" at an italian restaurant in north plainfield, and also has to grind black pepper onto salads between sets.

'Stupida facking dame'

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Bonnie has no room to shit on anyone for anything

she can shit in my mouth for 15 dollars

Are you paying her or is she paying you to shit in her mouth?

That would look like Margaret Cho puking in your mouth

F Bonnie's sisters skull!

There's plenty of room

I'm just looking forward to seeing Kelsey as an animated character on the Chip Chipperson show, six or seven years from now when Jim finally finishes it.

unrelated ball washing: OP's name is great. I still laugh at 7 min clip where Colin trashes Ant.

"You should be on the Marseilles waterfront...one of the last drops in The French Connection"

Ah shit in your hat. The dumb fuck misspelled 'Tunisian' so he should be kidnapped by Afghan shepherds and fed the soggy biscuit.

I think it would be neat if both of these ladies literally shit on me.

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Bonnie McFarlane has no say in who is funny when she is trying to police what jokes are allowed to be told or not.

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I wonder how many of you shitting on Bonnie actually listened to what she said. You're all hypocrites anyway. We love a good trashing.

I don't listen to MWHM usually but they did a live show with Soder, Ari Shaffir and Big Jay the other week, does anyone know where I can find it? Was it even a podcast or just a live show? If someone can help me dat would be dabesso.

53:20 What is with all these podcasts going behind paywalls all of a sudden?

neither of them are funny

When was the last time Bonnie or Vos showed up on a podcast, show, or anywhere without the other?

Gotta be difficult listening to guys fill the slot of "chick comic we'd like to fuck" with someone else when that slot used to be yours. Age is a bitch isn't it?

I just checked Sirius/XM's on demand and the most recent episode of MWHM they have up there is from 5/31. Was there a new episode on the 7th of June? Maybe Bonnie is regretting her comments and did not want the episode to be up.

Danm Bonnie was so fuck'n cunty. It would be so funny if Bonnie would do that to Kelsey's face.

Kelsey is one of the only funny comics I have ever heard. I'll chalk this down to jealousy.

Edit: female comics

I hope you left out a few words in your first sentence.

Whoops. I obviously forgot to include the word "female" in there. She's one of the only funny female comics I've ever heard. I can't believe I didn't catch that.

SEXIST PIG!!11

Bruh. Are you serious?

My Wife Hates Me is the most boring podcast I've ever heard though. I can't believe OP made it through a whole episode without blacking out.

Bonnie is not funny.

Or good at documentaries

What happened to that production deal Rich claimed her iPhone camera movie got "them"?

She has her moments.

I mean, I could understand it for a couple of episodes but isn't their count in the hundreds now? What a fruit

MWHM is garbage. Rich is stupid, and Bonnie shits on him. Hilarious. They are both painfully unfunny, and Bonnie only seems slightly intelligent because of how dumb Vos is.

That stand up clip was awful.

Bonnie is such an annoying bitch

I'm team Kelsey. Bonnie has been usurped. Kelsey is Queen. Let it be known.

Bonnie seems like the old woman from snow white saying "Mirror, mirror on the wall". It's just such petty bitch shit.

It's official, Kelsey is the new queen of this sub