Dumb shit won't even watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "but hears it's great" and has pics with cast members. It's like he does nothing but watch Caligula and Clockwork Orange Blu Rays anytime he's not masturbating.
Dumb shit won't even watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I don't know why, but that is so goddamn infuriating to me. I want to blame it on him getting older and how old people at some point just stop caring about new stuff, but those people usually have kids and full time jobs and there's just no time to. Jimmy doesn't have any excuses, and thinking back, he's pretty much always been a close-minded idiot about pop culture.
What does he do all day? He doesn't have a family, works like 4 hours a day, doesn't appear to consume any media.
I wouldn't even care if he didn't post a picture with Charlie Day to his site with "I've never seen his show, but I hear it's good". So, what, you like Horrible Bosses II?
What does he do all day? He doesn't have a family, works like 4 hours a day, doesn't appear to consume any media.
He lives in nostalgia. He doesn't like anything that he wasn't really into in 1986. Ozzy, Kiss, Pryor, Carlin, Clockwork Orange, Caligula, Mike Tyson. I don't even think he liked Pulp Fiction since he'd stay quiet when Anthony did lines from it.
I don't think he's into Pulp Fiction. I remember when Sam Jackson did a phones & Ant was doing the Pulp references & Jimmy wanted to talk about "Jungle Fever" & told Sam that is the best thing he's ever done. Also I remember him saying he hated the scene where Quentin says "dead nigger storage" bc he felt like he was trying to get away with saying "the N word"
norm macdonald live is the funniest thing ive ever seen. it's pretty much the only thing that's made me laugh out loud in many years. i wish he'd do some crowd funding thing to make it worth his while
Jimmy was surely triggered by the defense of hypocrites... (jimmy's brain melting into hysterical hate frenzy).. "...slrrp..fuckinnnNNNNg hypooooohhhkrits.. fuckin saying some anti-gay shit then these fucking ..slrp.. shhahahaaaHHH HYPPPPOoccrrites.. fuckin sucking on a guys dick... these fucking priests and religious preacher....FUCK YOU pieces of shiiiiit"
Later he won't admit to doing that with a man wearing women's clothing. Wacka wackkkaaa surprises who don't love em wacka wacka
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35 [deleted] 2016-06-10
funniest comedian in the world
34 leedsjr 2016-06-10
No, he couldn't. He can't watch other comedians, he doesn't want to be influenced.
25 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
Dumb shit won't even watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "but hears it's great" and has pics with cast members. It's like he does nothing but watch Caligula and Clockwork Orange Blu Rays anytime he's not masturbating.
13 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-06-10
I don't know why, but that is so goddamn infuriating to me. I want to blame it on him getting older and how old people at some point just stop caring about new stuff, but those people usually have kids and full time jobs and there's just no time to. Jimmy doesn't have any excuses, and thinking back, he's pretty much always been a close-minded idiot about pop culture.
What does he do all day? He doesn't have a family, works like 4 hours a day, doesn't appear to consume any media.
6 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
I wouldn't even care if he didn't post a picture with Charlie Day to his site with "I've never seen his show, but I hear it's good". So, what, you like Horrible Bosses II?
He lives in nostalgia. He doesn't like anything that he wasn't really into in 1986. Ozzy, Kiss, Pryor, Carlin, Clockwork Orange, Caligula, Mike Tyson. I don't even think he liked Pulp Fiction since he'd stay quiet when Anthony did lines from it.
3 xxmikekxx 2016-06-10
I don't think he's into Pulp Fiction. I remember when Sam Jackson did a phones & Ant was doing the Pulp references & Jimmy wanted to talk about "Jungle Fever" & told Sam that is the best thing he's ever done. Also I remember him saying he hated the scene where Quentin says "dead nigger storage" bc he felt like he was trying to get away with saying "the N word"
1 zmontoya 2016-06-10
wow what a pandering worm.
3 late_50s_why 2016-06-10
he doesnt even watch seinfeld
1 Reesangmin 2016-06-10
He has a routine he likes to stick to. If he doesn't he might drink a beer or 2
3 leedsjr 2016-06-10
I disagree. He's probably masturbating when he's watching also.
10 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
And he probably jerks off to Lucky Louie for the memories of that time he almost made it.
8 thrillated 2016-06-10
Jimmy performs exactly at the level of someone who isn't influenced by comedy
4 zmontoya 2016-06-10
well he certainly hasn't been influenced by their success.
20 [deleted] 2016-06-10
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10 swanal 2016-06-10
That was gross
6 hookahreed 2016-06-10
ME: I'm all in with the Bruce Jenner!
12 CCRed95 2016-06-10
were lucky as shit to have this much norm content available.
1 [deleted] 2016-06-10
norm macdonald live is the funniest thing ive ever seen. it's pretty much the only thing that's made me laugh out loud in many years. i wish he'd do some crowd funding thing to make it worth his while
1 georgie_best 2016-06-10
youre lucky youre not a retard you inbred zilch. sorry im drunk
12 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-06-10
Jim Nortons comedy formula.. (Newsworthy event) = x Sex/rape/masturbation reference = y Barely known 70's actor = z Polite chuckling =n
n = (z X y) x
1 georgie_best 2016-06-10
for multiplications, use * or .
not X, stupid.
10 winkleham 2016-06-10
Jimmy's delivery in his stand-up reminds me of the comedians on Star Search.
14 NevadaJPH 2016-06-10
Blinky & desperate?
2 georgie_best 2016-06-10
thats actually pretty funny you cunt.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
Sinbad and Kevin James had far better stage presence on Star Search than The Worm could ever have.
1 ThrowawayGirlLaLaLa 2016-06-10
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_uffdkqqe/
1 winkleham 2016-06-10
Well the comedian from Liberia beat him, so he must've honed his act later. Mr. Belvedere was one of the judges BTW. God I miss that show.
10 WalterNitty 2016-06-10
Dassdesset tho, jus raw n fuckin
9 Hamburger212 2016-06-10
whoa, that was for TV?? How can you not love this guy?
9 NevadaJPH 2016-06-10
Clever & observant while making it look easy
9 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
For a comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMiKKOnR50
7 saessea 2016-06-10
Jimmy really is a terrible stand-up.
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
He really should just quit writing and go on stage with an audience improv act ala The Day The Laughter Died.
2 richfloss 2016-06-10
I've now come to the conclusion that Norton is even less funny than Rogan.
0 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-06-10
HAHA! Romo Joke!
7 redtheftauto 2016-06-10
Norm's the best
5 NortheastPhilly 2016-06-10
"Now imagine you're a girl...for some of you that'll be easier"
1 JuiceBusters 2016-06-10
Jimmy was surely triggered by the defense of hypocrites... (jimmy's brain melting into hysterical hate frenzy).. "...slrrp..fuckinnnNNNNg hypooooohhhkrits.. fuckin saying some anti-gay shit then these fucking ..slrp.. shhahahaaaHHH HYPPPPOoccrrites.. fuckin sucking on a guys dick... these fucking priests and religious preacher....FUCK YOU pieces of shiiiiit"
Later he won't admit to doing that with a man wearing women's clothing. Wacka wackkkaaa surprises who don't love em wacka wacka
-1 boofk 2016-06-10
Is norm high?
3 insertclevereference 2016-06-10
Takes xanax for anxiety. On his video podcast he makes it like he pops them like tic tacs.
2 VladiRad 2016-06-10
Norm has a benzo addiction? That's kind of a big deal.
1 insertclevereference 2016-06-10
Well, he hasn't tried to hide it. He probably exaggerates for comedic effect but his video podcasts are 2 or 3 years old and available on youtube.
2 [deleted] 2016-06-10
liar
edit: it's actually true, found an interview with norm where he's totally wasted
2 empty_place 2016-06-10
Not really.
1 insertclevereference 2016-06-10
Thanks, who do I see to get my reputation back?
2 georgie_best 2016-06-10
dassthemedstho jussachilllll anfuckin
10 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
And he probably jerks off to Lucky Louie for the memories of that time he almost made it.
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-06-10
He really should just quit writing and go on stage with an audience improv act ala The Day The Laughter Died.
2 VladiRad 2016-06-10
Norm has a benzo addiction? That's kind of a big deal.
2 [deleted] 2016-06-10
liar
edit: it's actually true, found an interview with norm where he's totally wasted
1 insertclevereference 2016-06-10
Well, he hasn't tried to hide it. He probably exaggerates for comedic effect but his video podcasts are 2 or 3 years old and available on youtube.