Sam is ageing terribly

8  2016-06-08 by Dennyislife

49 comments

Are you kidding? He looks amazing. All tanned up with a sweet beard, hanging out with an old lady with some form of aggressive cancer.

Anthony's firing has aged everyone by 20 years. Holy shit. Sam is a prune. Opie is bald. Jimmy's withering away. Anthony is only being held together by modern science and plastic surgery.

Erock is getting down syndrome as a adult. Its shocking.

The other day Erock posted a pic with Stacey Dash where he looked so bad & was getting so trashed he took it down

It's only fair to say Sam isn't as rich as Anthony is. He can't afford new teeth, hair plugs etc

Not as though Ant's hair looks anything close to good though. Did you see the compilation of him commenting on his own hair? Tragic.

Ya it was bad, he's seen worse days though

It's weird considering he doesn't drink or smoke. Must be the stress from when the bad guys beat up his favorite superstars.

All the MSG he ingests is probably equivalent to a pack a day smoking habit.

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It's from staying up night after night watching wrestling tapes. Explains the red eyes and pale skin.

There's a portrait of him in someone's attic that's getting younger.

lol

Hey I'm no Don Johnson, but motherfucker looks like he jumped out of the Cro-Magnon man exhibit at the science museum.

He looks like Wallace Shawn's ballsack.

Sam has never had a steak or a tan.

Remember when they said he looked like Christian Bale? haha

HAHAHAHA

I just listened to that show. A few minutes into the show they start judging his appearance and then Opie jumps in with "someone told me I looked like Brad Pitt..."

I'm incelined to ageree

Here doesn't look old, just fucking unhealthy and weird.

A lifetime of happy meals is catching up with him

Frankenstein on Penny Dreadful.

Can't decide which dude looks gayer.

He needs to grow a beard, tan, and cut his hair short.

http://i.imgur.com/jcsnqcZ.jpg

No clue why I spent time doing this.

What do you gotta fawkin art degree or sumthin!??

Tss... I'm jus' riffin.

tsss sams justinposition to suck my pecka dvv dvv

Nice one, Chippah!!

Is it considered aging when you begin a metamorphosis to a different species?

Is it possible for him to have age more pale looking? yikes

What do you mean sweety?

He looks kinda sick. He use to look young and happier, now he looks like he's about to throw up a lung or something

Or Art Garfunkle is looking pretty good.

Looks like Moe Szyslak.

the guy on the right is actually 17 years older than Sam

He looks like fucking nosferatu

sHheDdDd eEEhHHPPppp.

Aging*

He was born looking like an extra from a Doctor Seuss movie.

It doesn't help that he's standing next to a female MMA fighter's husband / personal trainer.

Tendies

He looks like Karl Pilkington with pubes growing on his head

Sam honestly looks like a Geico caveman

Dr Sues lookin ass

Sam always looked like shit. Age just hasn't helped. You have to have the potential to age well to actually age well. He never had it. He once said his mother told him he looked like Shawn Michaels. But she actually meant Sean Michaels, the black pornstar. Sam was just too dumb to know.

If he got rid of that shit haircut and grew up he'd look better.

Erock is getting down syndrome as a adult. Its shocking.

All the MSG he ingests is probably equivalent to a pack a day smoking habit.

It's only fair to say Sam isn't as rich as Anthony is. He can't afford new teeth, hair plugs etc

It's from staying up night after night watching wrestling tapes. Explains the red eyes and pale skin.

If he got rid of that shit haircut and grew up he'd look better.