Anthony's firing has aged everyone by 20 years. Holy shit. Sam is a prune. Opie is bald. Jimmy's withering away. Anthony is only being held together by modern science and plastic surgery.
I just listened to that show. A few minutes into the show they start judging his appearance and then Opie jumps in with "someone told me I looked like Brad Pitt..."
Sam always looked like shit. Age just hasn't helped. You have to have the potential to age well to actually age well. He never had it.
He once said his mother told him he looked like Shawn Michaels. But she actually meant Sean Michaels, the black pornstar. Sam was just too dumb to know.
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31 Nulltor 2016-06-08
Are you kidding? He looks amazing. All tanned up with a sweet beard, hanging out with an old lady with some form of aggressive cancer.
16 3stepsbackward 2016-06-08
Anthony's firing has aged everyone by 20 years. Holy shit. Sam is a prune. Opie is bald. Jimmy's withering away. Anthony is only being held together by modern science and plastic surgery.
21 Dennyislife 2016-06-08
Erock is getting down syndrome as a adult. Its shocking.
1 xxmikekxx 2016-06-08
The other day Erock posted a pic with Stacey Dash where he looked so bad & was getting so trashed he took it down
4 [deleted] 2016-06-08
It's only fair to say Sam isn't as rich as Anthony is. He can't afford new teeth, hair plugs etc
1 gmunk123 2016-06-08
Not as though Ant's hair looks anything close to good though. Did you see the compilation of him commenting on his own hair? Tragic.
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
Ya it was bad, he's seen worse days though
15 IggysGlove 2016-06-08
It's weird considering he doesn't drink or smoke. Must be the stress from when the bad guys beat up his favorite superstars.
9 stevex42 2016-06-08
All the MSG he ingests is probably equivalent to a pack a day smoking habit.
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
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1 freshmozz 2016-06-08
It's from staying up night after night watching wrestling tapes. Explains the red eyes and pale skin.
15 McGowan9 2016-06-08
There's a portrait of him in someone's attic that's getting younger.
3 Nulltor 2016-06-08
lol
9 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-06-08
Hey I'm no Don Johnson, but motherfucker looks like he jumped out of the Cro-Magnon man exhibit at the science museum.
7 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-06-08
He looks like Wallace Shawn's ballsack.
7 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-08
Sam has never had a steak or a tan.
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-06-08
Remember when they said he looked like Christian Bale? haha
4 Ironhawk05 2016-06-08
HAHAHAHA
3 hoges_and_boges 2016-06-08
I just listened to that show. A few minutes into the show they start judging his appearance and then Opie jumps in with "someone told me I looked like Brad Pitt..."
4 ECDUB 2016-06-08
I'm incelined to ageree
4 winkleham 2016-06-08
Here doesn't look old, just fucking unhealthy and weird.
1 mattirawks 2016-06-08
A lifetime of happy meals is catching up with him
3 aprosbro 2016-06-08
Frankenstein on Penny Dreadful.
3 NashuaDan 2016-06-08
Can't decide which dude looks gayer.
3 Brooks___Was___Here 2016-06-08
He needs to grow a beard, tan, and cut his hair short.
http://i.imgur.com/jcsnqcZ.jpg
No clue why I spent time doing this.
2 Kennigit 2016-06-08
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/juxtaposition
2 [deleted] 2016-06-08
What do you gotta fawkin art degree or sumthin!??
Tss... I'm jus' riffin.
2 Kennigit 2016-06-08
tsss sams justinposition to suck my pecka dvv dvv
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
Nice one, Chippah!!
2 dooogie 2016-06-08
Is it considered aging when you begin a metamorphosis to a different species?
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
Is it possible for him to have age more pale looking? yikes
3 Nulltor 2016-06-08
What do you mean sweety?
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
He looks kinda sick. He use to look young and happier, now he looks like he's about to throw up a lung or something
1 DickPunchOpie 2016-06-08
Or Art Garfunkle is looking pretty good.
1 soumac 2016-06-08
Looks like Moe Szyslak.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-08
the guy on the right is actually 17 years older than Sam
1 mikestl1988 2016-06-08
He looks like fucking nosferatu
1 [deleted] 2016-06-08
sHheDdDd eEEhHHPPppp.
1 Tedtheredditor 2016-06-08
Aging*
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-06-08
http://m.imgur.com/4RoSLFe
1 ThePittWolf 2016-06-08
He was born looking like an extra from a Doctor Seuss movie.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-06-08
It doesn't help that he's standing next to a female MMA fighter's husband / personal trainer.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-06-08
Tendies
1 flamepotential 2016-06-08
He looks like Karl Pilkington with pubes growing on his head
1 TheDudeAbides209 2016-06-08
Sam honestly looks like a Geico caveman
1 FackJooBish 2016-06-08
Dr Sues lookin ass
1 RacistPigeon 2016-06-08
Sam always looked like shit. Age just hasn't helped. You have to have the potential to age well to actually age well. He never had it. He once said his mother told him he looked like Shawn Michaels. But she actually meant Sean Michaels, the black pornstar. Sam was just too dumb to know.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-06-08
If he got rid of that shit haircut and grew up he'd look better.
21 Dennyislife 2016-06-08
Erock is getting down syndrome as a adult. Its shocking.
9 stevex42 2016-06-08
All the MSG he ingests is probably equivalent to a pack a day smoking habit.
4 [deleted] 2016-06-08
It's only fair to say Sam isn't as rich as Anthony is. He can't afford new teeth, hair plugs etc
1 freshmozz 2016-06-08
It's from staying up night after night watching wrestling tapes. Explains the red eyes and pale skin.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-06-08
If he got rid of that shit haircut and grew up he'd look better.