I think Hudson will probably grow up despising his father. I mean what's to like really? Dad spends more time on his phone trying to go viral than with his children. Or he does both at once and pretends it's quality time.

Mrs Voorhees was just a helicopter parent with nothing to do after her retard drowned.

His kid's name is 'Hudson'?? Eww.

And his daughter is Opetta.

Lennon actually

Never. Opie has money

He has kids and a wife, he shouldn't have that much money

There's a lot of money in professional sniffing

Tits should separate himself from the mortal coil due to his mental issues.

It happened at conception considering her dad is a real man that knows how to skateboard not an inline skating half-slice.