I'm married and I have a girlfriend, both of whom I cheat on. I'm essentially an expert on women.
All they want is to be special. So if these rules apply to all women, you make the one you're manipulating think that she's the only one above that horse shit. Get her laughing at how ridiculous every other woman on the planet is. That's when you fuck the brains out of that ho and never talk to her again.
Then tell the next one about the last broad being a total psycho who made you cautious about relationships and start the cycle over again. Christ women are stupid. I'm drunk as shit and I endorse this essay.
13 comments
6 CookieHaid 2016-06-07
#12: "What's that smell, Amy?"
6 [deleted] 2016-06-07
They should just be happy anyone would want to fuck them. Fucking wildebeests.
4 Mitchull 2016-06-07
So do you visit viralwomen.com regularly?
1 Shockerlawd69 2016-06-07
Only when I'm drunk and trolling the women's rights news Facebook page
4 hkpp 2016-06-07
viralwomen.com?? tss what do they have aids or somethin
2 andycumiashow 2016-06-07
I'm married and I have a girlfriend, both of whom I cheat on. I'm essentially an expert on women.
All they want is to be special. So if these rules apply to all women, you make the one you're manipulating think that she's the only one above that horse shit. Get her laughing at how ridiculous every other woman on the planet is. That's when you fuck the brains out of that ho and never talk to her again.
Then tell the next one about the last broad being a total psycho who made you cautious about relationships and start the cycle over again. Christ women are stupid. I'm drunk as shit and I endorse this essay.
1 HookerMouth82 2016-06-07
ITT: things that never happened
3 andycumiashow 2016-06-07
Swap women for men and you've got the truth ;)
0 ChipChipperson2 2016-06-07
Woah bro, edgy. Gotta watch out for this guy
2 QuantumDice 2016-06-07
I have settled for a fatso, and I have not read this article.
I still wake up to blowjobs.
Mission accomplished.
6 HerpDerpen 2016-06-07
You didn't have to say that. We all expected you to be with a fatso
6 thrillated 2016-06-07
Erock gives good brain?
1 [deleted] 2016-06-07
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1 SteakSauce66 2016-06-07
Author's name is Fran. Right off the bat you know she's 350.