An absolute retard goes on the show, rants about the moon landings being hoaxed and Norton doesn't know what to say.

0  2016-06-06 by yul_brynner

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The reason the flag had a pole to keep it upright is because there is no wind on the moon, it has no atmosphere genius. The flag would have just dropped.

The fact that there are not stars in the sky is because of the basics of photographic exposure. The brightness of the reflection off the ground gives a super bright exposure so there's no way you can get tiny bits of light in the sky. It's called Dynamic Range.

Yeah but still...

I wish you were there to say that.

I love how they don't give the black guy a real mic stand. What is this? The Anthony Cumia studio or sumthin? Tss tss ...

Yeah well, steel doesn't melt under those temperatures.. Fuckin gatekeeper

Dude, don't waste your breath.

Would you bother explaining to somebody why 2+2 does equal 4?

He also didn't know how to rebut the arguments of someone who called in and argued that the earth was flat. He's borderline retarded.

They aren't exactly learned folks in dat there studio. Dasdabessdoe. To be fair to those fuckers, if you put people on the spot and ask them for evidence that the earth is round, most people would say because we have pictures. Anything more than that would probably throw people for a loop.

you just sent me down a rabbit hole reading about Eratosthenes

Please stay down there.

It was probably some sphere cuck.

it's pretty difficult to engage with someone who believes that, to be fair

The government can't even stop fucking Wikileaks, yet could fool the whole world since 1969. (Also, we were in the midst of the Cold War at the time, don't you think the Soviet Union would go out of their way to prove it as a hoax?)

Who are you trying to convince? There are some weirdos and borderline retards on here (u/i_hate_knickers) but we're not this retarded

I beg to differ.

Yeah, that weirdos gonna turn up any minute now and ask for gold

Are you implying he's kind of a needy cunt?

Gold please

Good day. You seem to have a nemesis here.

I can't think why. I'm a loveable scamp who bares his cheek for all to see.

They're prolly jealous of me gold mostlikes.

Oh, you little rascal. I'd tussle your hair if I could.

You got em on the ropes!

Das da bess do dey always be after knickers lucky charms

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"An honorable cunt." Never heard that one before, but will now use it forever.

*horrible, but whatever works.. great character

is that the corny black guy from the walking dead? what movie is that?

Dunno, never seen walking dead.. The movie is snatch and it's good

What movie is that?

Snatch

He only started this stchick fairly recently. He seemed kinda normal until he decided this bit should go on forever.

Oh no, he's going down the ApeNia road of redundancy. Tisk, tisk.

It's a great bit.. I actually think he's funny as fuck, but I'm never giving him gold.. Ever.. Period.. Sniff

Maybe the Soviet Union did prove it was a hoax! I don't speak Russian, do you!?

Nice to see Carrot Top back in studio.

Why didn't they just let the flag wave by itself in the air. You didn't need a rod.

Holy fucking shit, this nigga thinks space is magic where there's no air currents or gravity. Even if the flag were to stay put there's no uniformity, it would fold ove.... I'm not about to disprove this retard.

Its sad that Norton and friends didn't challenge him on any of his bullshit. Fucking A.

Umm there are no air currents or significant gravity in space. On the moon there are still no air currents but there is gravity equal to about 1/6th the Earths gravity.

the thumbnail's great. just the most bored looking bitch in history and a guy with a face and gesture that depicts perfectly what a fucking dullard he is.

whos the chick? do they finally have a hole?

Louis CK's opener. She's awful.

aw, i thought it would be joe rogan

He's too busy sucking penises.

He played bass for Rage Against The Machine so 'absolute retard' is a bit much. He might sound like a dummy here but compared to the non-contributing bags of shit who normally guest on O&J at least he's been involved with some decent music.

Was he the genius behind these lyrics?

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!

Motherfucker!

Uggh!

I think that was the other tard who railed against NAFTA because it exploits cheap Mexican labor.

Rage Against the Machine stinks and playing bass for them doesnt have anything to do with someones intelligence.

I'm my own man!/Gonna do things my way!

He played bass for Rage Against The Machine so 'absolute retard' is a bit much.

No it's not. Anybody who at this point hasn't looked into the basic facts of why the photos have no stars in the sky and continues to use that point in a 2016 argument against the moon landings is a retard.

Anyway are you saying that all band members are of high intelligence, just because they are in a popular band? That is also retarded.

Foo Fighters supported some group who denied the existance of HIV/AIDS, their bass player was all in on that. Unfortunately all his friends who ran that group died within a few years, what a weird coincindence.

you just sent me down a rabbit hole reading about Eratosthenes

Umm there are no air currents or significant gravity in space. On the moon there are still no air currents but there is gravity equal to about 1/6th the Earths gravity.