Definitive Ranking of Stand up Comedians

0  2016-06-06 by [deleted]

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How's Dani Golightly's stand-up career going?

It will be going a lot better when she can actually stand again.

She's killing it! Turned the whole Ant thing into comedy gold.

Tells herself to 'break a rib' every time she comes on stage. What a kidder!

It would've been funny if you said Downie McFarmhand.

Who's Gregg hughes?

He's the actor who plays "Opie."

Might not be the first time it's been used in this sub (first time I've seen it), but 'Downie McFarthand' made me laugh.

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Kurt Metzger is legitimately a great stand up...

Yes, he is.

Dat Phan and Pauly Shore are not high enough on that list.

Kurt Metzger is actually a good stand up. People dont like him here because of a personal thing.

Fourth guy is just a civilian as far as I know but other than that it's a solid list.

Rob Schneider may feel hard done by but it's a minor quibble.

A+

I might be the only one here but I loved duece biggalo 2 European giggalo. His Netflix show is the worst thing I've ever seen though. Also I am friends with his daughter

What's she like?

She's a drunk in a good way. One of my best friends was fucking her for a while. It worked out good for me too considering all her friends were hot rich girls. I also met her mom / schnieders ex she was definitely a cougar.

Her name is Elle king she's gotten very famous since I knew her. One of her songs was in every other movie trailer there for a while. Good for her.

Rich vos is actually srick