GoFundMe for Stalker Patti

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I'm broke atm, maybe she can borrow some money from the wealthy radio celebrities that exploited her weird goblin existence for years.

That's what's so infuriating about these things. Opie could drop several thousand and not even realize it's gone but instead it's up to a legion of fucking minimum-wage panera employees to help out.

To be fair, the goal was $500 and CompoundMedia donated a nice crisp Benjamin

I call them Benningtons.

You sound like $100 bucks, my friend

All time favorite "unscreened phone calls" call..... "Hey Ron, you sound like a billion mucks...... Ah fuck! MAH, I FUCKED IT UP!"

Hey this is Shelby, I locked myself in the other room again!

Ice cream foam balls

Savage as fuck, as the kids say.

as the kids say

Not really, because you used it wrong.

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100 bucks is a slap on Pattis face. Tranthony use to give Lady Di over hundred bucks for being fucking lazy, not getting a job every once in awhile back in the day with Opie. He can't fork out a little pocket change (a grand) for Patti who actually did something with her life

How much did they pay for Lady Di's pissed in, skid marked panties?

35 cents an ounce.

40 bucks, then they gave her more once she left. Which she just spent most on chicken wings and beer

You mean diaper? Remember that, she wore those for a day or two when she interned for them. Since she was just shitting herself

If I'm not mistaken the diaper became a necessity after this day... No?

Calling all autistics..... Find the real truth

I believe she got sick of walking down to starbucks and preferred to just sit in her own shit for the sake of being a fat lazy pig

I feel better about donating $100 to Patti than losing the rest of my pre paid sub to TACS after I hit the eject button on that shit show.

How do you feel about amature animation?

Amature? Your phone didn't try to correct that disaster??

Amateur you fucking uneducated truck driver.

The armature sprocket is causing interference, which, in turn,

causes the combustion line to interfere with the flow in the DynaFlow.

I'm all in.

Fawk yeah

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$100?

Fuck, ants gonna have to lay off one of his 4 employees.

72

Howard has exploited these people for years and Wendy the Retard has to jump through hoops to get a nice 5 spot from Howie

The worst part is that she's like the one person in the entire world who you know will spend the money responsibly. She could probably live out the rest of her life on $10,000.

Also i'm sure over the years several thousands have been given to here from the show.

That's one of those thoughts I've had throughout the years... "they rip on these people that are so poor and pathetic. I'm sure they are taking care of them behind the scenes....

Today, I'm fairly positive opie or ant have given some of the" trainables" some money from time to time.... But I would be SHOCKED if it was more than like a grand total from each.

nah man yimmy cant help atm he has drafty windows and the scumbag fans didnt give enough to cover the cost, he need 140k more

He really is a spineless piece of shit. Didn't even have the guts to start his own podcast instead signs with DigitalMedia and is doing a corporate podcast for the UFC. He has no right to any of the content and will have to tongue Danas balls for a paycheck.

tbh i can understand why he does it, he can continue to put 0 effort into any of his projects, tweeting facebooking not listening a word serra/callers/guests has to say, only occasionally interrupt the flow with babyboy shotgun tranny shit on his chest joke

Does he even know anything about mma?

I'll have you know he's been wearing Pride FC hoodies for nearly two years now

Jimmy is the prototype for a new breed of asshole MMA fans. "MMA seems like an edgy and cool sport...I don't really follow it but I watch just enough to be able to repeat names pf fighters. But - I really want you to know I'm into it, so I wear UFC hoodies & Affliction shirts".

Any commentary on a fighter for Jimmy has been, "yea...the dude is no fucking joke". Simp.

he prolly had to google who matt serra is

Hardly, he's a casual fan, that's it.

ME:I'm all in with the ol' bag! http://i.imgur.com/2Iyqo6R.png

That was me haha.

No it was me.

Liar, it was me gold please.

Please the begging for gold is old now. I like you that's why I'm telling you this 👍

I can't, it works and make me happy.

🙂

we need to kickstart 3 bucks for knicker's gold

Just sign into the reddit app once and you'll all get three months free of charge. Three whole months realize it has like 2 useful features (highlight new and another one I can't remember right now) that aren't worth $4/month.

Vos pays homage too.

https://imgur.com/TzpYuC7

She truly is a goblin

tss Yeah, she should be gobblin' cock! tsstss

Do our donations go towards a Stalker Patti cartoon?

Not unless it hits $200,000

Haha Hudson Margera donated 20 bucks! At least Opie's adopted son is donating.

$20

Hudson Margera

3 hours ago

Real daddy lent me $20 of his skate boarding money. Don't tell fake daddy, he's a penny pinching juhhh.

She should live with Anthony. He wants a reality show. Ant and the Ant. There. Solved.

They're looking more and more like siblings nowadays

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Opie?

You are a cunt.

This woman helped you get rich.

But you are high class now, you got fuck you money so fuck everyone who got you there.

Steve, Anthony, Ben, Danny, a shit ton of interns all fucking hate you and are gone.

I love to shit on people for fun here, but I really hate Opie.

I hope his kid falls into a gorilla pen with a horny male.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure ya do. THAT GORILLA WAS DOIN NUTTIN WRONG!! He was just looking for the banana c'mere lil guy........... i gotta lil game we can play AHEHEHEHEHE

Me: I gave her five dollars. WHAT MORE DO YA WANT!?!

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I've met Patti a few times (and I've never been to a OA event). She's really nice and easy going.

Anthony donated.

Will Opie match his 100? Probably not cause he's a cheap fuck.

Gregg Hughes gave her $5.

"Just a little taste"

I may have had a hand in that.

Had ya?

He had.

no.. I'M RETARDICUS

C'mon you two, it's the weekend! Right gang?

no

WE HEARD YOU

Have you donated?

Some of us are as broke as her. Welfare pays for my weed nigga

A weed nigga? Welfare here I come!

Really? My back yard sure could use a weed nigga.

In order to get the money from us, however, she first has to crawl across mouse traps.

Opie won't donate money, best you'll get from him is a RT. DR Steve might be our best bet to getting this off the ground.

Didn't Danny post here that the staff used to joke that "W.O.W." meant "Where's Opie's Wallet?"

look at it this way, jim norton retweet is valued at 1000$, opie is the owner of the popular xm channel opieraqio, it got to be worth a lot more. remember oprah and kevin hart was charging 1m for a tweet

Holy shit are you serious about the Kevin hart thing?

Actually I was wrong, he got two m for tweeting about some movie

Jesus Christ

Twitter is so fucking gay I don't get it. I know like 2 people that actively use it.

People in entertainment put way too much worth on twitter. Any big celebrity have bought a massive portion of their followers. So you would be gauging someones popularity on something that has very likely artificially inflated their following.

That would be an easy job. Be a social media person for a celeb or company.

How do i know that the money is actually going to her?

This was shared by Big A on Facebook and other members of the community have acknowledged/shared it.

Maybe I'm being cynical, but Big A seems like he could be easily duped. The fact that the guy running it is anonymous is sketchy.

edit: legit - https://twitter.com/Brooksi/status/739533613096685569

What are the chances Jim Norton is behind this? His trucker robbing ways are getting more crafty with each new crowdfunding round.

Jesse James Norton.

This gofundme has raised more than she has in retirement savings.

The dumb cunts at Jezebel can go fuck themselves. You'd never see any of them helping someone out like this unless it meant looking good to other people.

2k raised for Patti, and Kurt Metzger calls us assholes.

We're still civilian MRAs to Kurt. We wouldn't understand.

I'm so happy for Patti. $3k for Patti is like $10k for most of us. She's a good gal and what a trooper.

get paid tomorrow will drop her $10

Brilliant idea

Thank you for posting this.

No problem.

Gold please.

you really love giving money to below average girls there

Someone has to buy their kid's evaporated milk and frozen juice.

😃

Nice try, perhaps we should discuss this further; say over some dinner?

;)

Go away.

At this point I think we all know that I'm here for life.

:(

I hope you get to say that again only in prison.

There already pal.

Ol' Joey Ramone face really needs to find something better than Starbucks. I couldn't even imagine trying to survive in New York on that.

She can't, she's a clod. Too dumb with money and can't plan ahead for anything. I wouldn't give her a penny.

Come on people! Get to 10k for Patti! The poor lady only gets 25 minutes of vacation time!

I would hold off and donate to Danny's stalker fund. Seems more worthwhile.

Danny Ross started this to try and swindle more money

burn down the knesset

awesome. I imagine she was smoking hot in her 20s and 30s. Behind the jokes, I always thought she aged really well and always had a great face and body.

A righteous cause. She did more greatness for the show than Board-Op Opie so yes good stuff she's getting some righteous well-earned Tips!

SHE NEEDED DA MONEY!

What I'd like to see is Patti auctioning off her virginity. I bet she could get a couple hundred out of that.

Me: I'm all in as long as I get the pooper thrown in for an extra $5.

If this isn't proof enough that all of these peckas are just white trash losers who got lucky...

Just put some shredded newspapers in a cage and drop her off at anthonys

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Tacn is really just a go fund me. Is Opie the last one left not to ask for money directly?

Yep last one. Now buy my post card looking pictures for 20 dollars.

She looks like Joey Ramone

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Just out of curiosity, how do we know this money will go to her and it's not just stinkskc after more free loot?

Scorch and Vos have entered the fray!

Scott Shannon as well

You idiots gonna be dicks to Patti now for stealing money from fans like Jim did?

"$20 dollar donation from: Opie Hughes - Comment: Sniff, don't spend it all in one day"

She should make some of the "youre a white male" videos.

Way more appealing than Carl the Cuck.

Patti has mentioned in the past that she has a social worker. I bet she collects SSI or SSD in addition to whatever she makes part time.

My estimate would be about 1100 in total income per month. And if not, she should sign up and get housing.

It's not difficult. Get a psych diagnosis and fill out an application for supported housing. Boom, free place.

I see leeches who I like a whole lot less exploit this daily in my line of work.

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I'm sure all $1300 is going to Patti.

I already gave to Kevin Brennan.

Is there one of these for Danny? He needs help hiring a private eye to find his stalker.

No

Looks like the slots at Caesars in AC are gonna eat today!

I don't mean to be a dick but it's kind of ridiculous they say this sub is full of delusional ass holes who need to move passed Opie and Anthony and then they come and beg us for money. Patti, Lady Di, Bobo, Danny Ross, Jim Norton and Patrices girlfriend.

Out of O&A&J, Anthony may be the only half decent human being. He lost his job, probably still hasn't made back the investment from building and running a network, got embroiled in a domestic abuse scandal, had to go to rehab and give up drink, had to hand over his guns and the guy can't even get booked on Red Eye. Still he's the only one who's donated. Opie is a fucking scum bag.

Anthony may be the only half decent human being

I would agree that Anthony is only half human being

Ants mom cheated on his dad with a filthy Tunisian Arab.

He was killed in a US airstrike on Fallujah a few days ago. The good news is the USA crossed another name off its list.

My condolences Ant

Bobo just wanted an iPad not money lmao. That shit was so ridiculous, everyone kept baiting him saying they had a tablet for him.

Good times.

To be fair are Opie & Jim even aware of this GoFundMe? I should just exclude Jim because if he sees this he'll set up his own GoFundMe to create a Chip flash video game to outdo the attention she's getting. Also, you're retarded if you think Anthony gave up drinking. Opie is a fucking scum bag though.

I thought Anthony was forced to stop drinking temporarily ? Has the domestic abuse thing been settled yet ?

You're gonna sticky this shit but not the timestamp guide!

Patti is a good person though, I know of this great sub that practically hands out money!

!!!

I would donate but how do I know she doesn't have issues or addictions and we would just be enablers?

Everyone knows Patti don't drink or do drugs. Have you listened to the show?

To be fair the boys gave her a breathe strip and she pretended to be high for an hour on the show. If that was Norton he would count that as a relapse.

What about gambling? What about any other vices she hasn't mentioned? It's kinda strange the life she lives.

Dude she's clearly got some sort of learning disability and she doesn't enough to gamble. She's a part time barista at Starbucks. Again, do you listen to the show?

You don't know everything about her just because she goes on that show doesn't mean she airs out all her dirty laundry. What learning disability does she have? I have friend who is "autistic" and makes more than a livable wage as a night time janitor at a hospital. Her story is too strange for me to be willing to donate. She would have to outline some true physical or mental issue she is dealing with before I consider this.

Then don't donate nobody cares and no one cares about your one friends individual case. That represents absolutely nothing and doesn't make a very good case. She's clearly has a learning disability. If I remember correctly she was raped during most of her adolescent life. She works at Starbucks for nearly a decade and up until now has seemed to maintain a place to live. Those things don't add up to someone who's a hardcore addict of anything. Use some common sense and if you think Patti is out scamming people you're a tool. I doubt she even set up the gofundme herself.

Then don't donate nobody cares

You are literally throwing a temper tantrum over an opinion I had and you are saying who cares? LOL.

She's clearly has a learning disability

Just because you say something doesn't make it true. She clearly is lazy see look I can do that too.

Those things don't add up to someone who's a hardcore addict of anything

Great I never said she was I suspect though there is something else there maybe a gambling addiction who know?

Use some common sense

Literally what I have been doing from the start.

Who's throwing a temper tantrum? We're having a discussion over a disagreement. This what people do. You're giving yourself to much credit, or projecting. It's one of the two. I haven't lost my temper once.

Just because I say something doesn't make it true? It doesn't make it not true either. You can listen to her and tell. She's also got major psychological issues brought onto her which probably prevents her from doing anything else.

Again with the fucking gambling additiction. She works part time at Starbucks, and yet outside of this one thing where she can't find a place to live takes care of herself. What money could she possibly have to gamble? She was on O&A and she talked about how after all her bills and everything she only has $8 to spend on entertainment. They did a whole bit about it.

No you're an illogical douche who no one agrees with. You haven't used commonsense once. Just a few accusations that can't be substantiated by you.

Who's throwing a temper tantrum?

You over nothing I might add. There isn't a discussion when you are hurling insults and accusations as your main argumentative piece. I'm not whining about that just stating the obvious here.

You're giving yourself to much credit, or projecting

Ironic you call me the one projecting here.

It doesn't make it not true either

Ok sure but we agree it doesn't make it true, it's just your opinion you are trying to pass as fact. Highly dishonest.

You can listen to her and tell. She's also got major psychological issues

Outside her annoying accent when I hear her talk she seems fine and is coherent. I mean she does take care of herself people with real mental issues usually can't do that.

Again with the fucking gambling additiction

That was one suggestion i'm not saying it's that but i'm saying there is something there, or I suspect there is and i'm not going to throw money down due to that concern.

She was on O&A and she talked about how after all her bills and everything she only has $8 to spend on entertainment

Right and Lady Di would come on the show and say she isn't an alcoholic so that must be true.

No you're an illogical douche who no one agrees with

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah I just translated that part into English.

Funny I am throwing the temper tantrum but I'm the one getting upvoted and you're the one getting downvoted which means people tend to agree with me.

It's not just my opinion Patti has talked about her issues on the show. Why would she lie?

Then don't give her money no one cares dude. If you think she's using drugs, or gambling you're stupid. Just look at how many people don't agree with you, but you're right you're the one who won't let the wool get pulled over his eyes. Good job.

Again Lady Di has nothing to do with this just like your autistic friend has nothing to do with this and is by no means a representation of anything except one experience you've had with one person. So just because Lady Di is in denial everyone who's ever come on the show is too? Nice logic.

I'm the one getting upvoted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow. I don't come to this shit site much but it never ceases to amaze me how people take upvotes as some accomplishment. Reddit is a literal echo chamber if you step out of line and don't respond the way everyone else does you get downvoted. If I do get downvoted I take it as doing something correct.

It's not just my opinion Patti has talked about her issues on the show

What learning disability has she said she has?

no one cares dude

This is the 2nd time you've said this. How many more times will you say this? I guess 5 at least.

If you think she's using drugs, or gambling you're stupid

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH translated again.

Just look at how many people don't agree with you

HAHA he said it again. Wow!

No one is taking them as an accomplishment but rather a decent way to know if you're full of shit or not yet you continue to argue your awful point to a bunch of people who think you're already wrong.

And I'll say something as much as I feel like. Okay? Good. Glad we got that out of the way. I'm not her motherfucking doctor so I don't know exactly what's wrong with her, but it's clear that she has major psychological issues that prevent her from holding down a more normal life. Being raped and wearing a wig might have something to do with that. And just listen to her talk. She's fucking slow dude. Okay? Pay attention. But oh that's right you know an autistic guy. You sound like Anthony talking about his one black friend.

No one is taking them as an accomplishment but rather a decent way to know if you're full of shit

No again reddit is an echo chamber also autists could have multiple accounts and downvote a post with their multiple accounts and you do have an autistic dedication to replying to me so I wouldn't put that past you.

And I'll say something as much as I feel like.

Sure go for it. You can't say no one cares though when you clearly care is my point.

I'm not her motherfucking doctor so I don't know exactly what's wrong with her

Oh so you lied? Splendid.

I'm not her motherfucking doctor
but it's clear that she has major psychological issues

LOL

She's fucking slow dude.

No it's called a Long Island/Jewish accent.

You give yourself too much credit if you think people are signing into multiple accounts to downvote you. No one cares about this argument that much. Truly and honestly you sound like the autist. We get it you think Patti is normal and is scamming everyone, and you know better than everyone else. We get it you're smarter than everyone.

No one cares about this argument that much

He said it again, drink everyone. Thats 3 now.

Truly and honestly you sound like the autist

No the guy getting triggered over a minor post is clearly the autist here.

We get it you're smarter than everyone.

Not everyone but clearly smarter than you.

Yup I said it again because clearly no one does yet your convinced people might be using alts to downvote you several times.

No one's triggered yet you continue to engage me. That makes you better how?

And nah you're not smarter than me. It's rather clear.

No one's triggered yet you continue to engage me

You started bro. Now you are an autist trying to hunt the last word and this argument is going nowhere. You can have it I have a life and shit to do. Enjoy being on reddit all day being triggered by nonsense!

Nah it's straight I'm sitting by the pool chilling in the sun. See we have these things called phones now. And yes I stated it but you continued it. And I will get the last word. Thanks. Now go pretend you're busy. My bet is get a reply sooner than later.

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Her only addiction is McHale's Navy

What a fucking joke. None of these people need fucking donations. There is a reason why The Worm can raise $60,000 or Tits can sell $20 signed skyline photos. This fanbase loves pissing away money.

I mean patti actually needs more money. O&A+J are millionaires but patti is a part-time starbucks employee living in one of the most expensive city

the last time they did it for di this sub didn't even get the credit, and di's son didn't even acknowledge there's a Anthony

some people just gotta die

No. If she was going to a mental health institution and needed money, fine. Patti has a college degree. At worst, as a sixty year old, she could be a secretary. She could earn $45k a year and eek out an existence with a roommate. She worked 10 years at Starbucks, and they didn't make her a full time employee? C'mon, this is all her doing.

Yeah, but her dad fucked her and made her swear off cock for life. Don't you feel sad and want to sign over your house to her?

Patti deserves to be homeless. She admitted once on the air she didn't want to work full time because she would become income ineligible for government benefits. Find a full time job stupid.

I thought it was that Starbucks wouldn't hire her full time so they didn't have to give her benefits. I could be wrong though, and if so fuck her in her cobweb twat.

She's mentioned on the show that she was offered a managerial job and turned it down, I guess because to her that's "too stressful".

its literally like $1.25 extra an hour MAX for a fuckload more responsibility and your head on the line if something goes wrong.

I'm sure it is, but that's part of being an adult. You have to pay your dues to move up in the world. But the 60 year old virgin never wanted to move out of her comfort zone.

Patti is a sweetheart. Not a bad bone in her body. Or any bones from the look of it.

I'm fine with others giving her money, I just think people here should at least acknowledge that it's her fault she's broke.

Can you imagine having her as your manager?

Yes, because somehow at minimum wage corporate spots you always work under some weird half tard. Not that Patti is a retard but, I would not enjoy working under her

So true.

Starbucks gives benefits at 20 hours per week. They are a great company to work for. They pay decent give you stock and insurance plus other perks. She could live on a Starbucks salary anywhere else but NYC.

Then find another fucking job. This has been over a decade. It's beyond someone who just fell on hard times and needs a hand up.

...she works at Starbucks. What type of replacement job do you think she'd be able to find?

Like, a factory manager or sumthin. tsstss

Walmart? I met this black girl once as a client and she was probably the dumbest person I have ever met. She worked at Walmart for 15 years. She made about 40k a year, had benefits and a 401k. I thought "this is he American Dream". She had no real skills but she got s job and stuck with it and moved up the chain a little and was middle class.

My point is Patti has options.

She's like 60, bro. Climbing the corporate ladder or going back to school isn't an option at this point.

Yay, you once knew a negress that made 40k a year. Totally applicable to every situation, ammiright?!

Anecdotal evidence, nice

Se doesn't sound that dumb.

There's no wal marts in nyc

They couldn't get the boxes of cheap shit into the city.

Much like podcasting equipment.

You can actually live comfortably on 40k a year if you're not spending all of it. I know a guy who left a position making double that to make about the same. He cut out all of his unneeded expenses.

I asked him how he could do it. He told me that without paying for cable and a gym membership he was outside more at the park and going for runs. He looks and acts healthier than he ever did before.

That's a real problem for a lot of people. They need those benefits because having a full time job would leave them with less than they have now.

Or how about don't live in one of the most expensive cities in the world

She lives in some shithole in jersey

Or how about don't live in one of the most expensive cities in the world

I thought it was that Starbucks wouldn't hire her full time so they didn't have to give her benefits. I could be wrong though, and if so fuck her in her cobweb twat.

Yep last one. Now buy my post card looking pictures for 20 dollars.

He really is a spineless piece of shit. Didn't even have the guts to start his own podcast instead signs with DigitalMedia and is doing a corporate podcast for the UFC. He has no right to any of the content and will have to tongue Danas balls for a paycheck.

That's a real problem for a lot of people. They need those benefits because having a full time job would leave them with less than they have now.

tbh i can understand why he does it, he can continue to put 0 effort into any of his projects, tweeting facebooking not listening a word serra/callers/guests has to say, only occasionally interrupt the flow with babyboy shotgun tranny shit on his chest joke

How do you feel about amature animation?

Patti is a sweetheart. Not a bad bone in her body. Or any bones from the look of it.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure ya do. THAT GORILLA WAS DOIN NUTTIN WRONG!! He was just looking for the banana c'mere lil guy........... i gotta lil game we can play AHEHEHEHEHE

Me: I gave her five dollars. WHAT MORE DO YA WANT!?!

No one is taking them as an accomplishment but rather a decent way to know if you're full of shit

No again reddit is an echo chamber also autists could have multiple accounts and downvote a post with their multiple accounts and you do have an autistic dedication to replying to me so I wouldn't put that past you.

And I'll say something as much as I feel like.

Sure go for it. You can't say no one cares though when you clearly care is my point.

I'm not her motherfucking doctor so I don't know exactly what's wrong with her

Oh so you lied? Splendid.

I'm not her motherfucking doctor
but it's clear that she has major psychological issues

LOL

She's fucking slow dude.

No it's called a Long Island/Jewish accent.

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