Local asshole forgets to hashtag his Ali condolences.

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The narcissism that fuels these 3 (Opie, Anthony, Jim) through Twitter will never not infuriate me. It's caused one to lose his job, one to become a teenage girl, and the other to completely put his self worth on it. It's disgusting that these 3 consider themselves men

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Yelling at some waiter at iHop for not giving him organic orange juice

He was waiting for the ol RT and "like" train to come rolling in. When it didn't, he knew he didn't hashtag it.

Rinsing the urine from his mouth.

What in the hell was he doing on there for 3 minutes before he decided to edit and add his hashtag?

Edging. He was tugging his peckah over the fact that he had this picture in his "museum".

Jimmy goes on stage at the Cellar tonight, smugly thinking, "Yep. Fuckin' got 'im."

Fucking bingo. Spot on.

Attention whore was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.

What a simple, accurate point. They do not behave like men. They've degenerated into teenage girls.

Well, we just need to somehow send Ant a nice cooked rat. I want to see him cry like the bitch he is. He was awful that day when they were frying rats. It was probably gross, but poor fuck, he couldn't have anyone touch him.

Of course he has to let everyone know he had met him. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE

Possibly the worst photos of Ali ever, all shrivled up and wheel chair bound. Jimmy don't care, it's all about Jimmy. Got a photo with Ali.

and if Ali said no, or his handler said no...i'm sure he wouldn't be "the greatest of all time"...every time they talk about boxing Jimmy would always say, "I met Ali once and didn't get a photo with me."

It looks like there's nothing behind those eyes in the second one

Didn't they make a bit out of it cause Norton kept bothering a real sick Ali just so he can take this shitty photo

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I wonder if Jim realizes that his obsession to be seen fake-smiling next to celebrities has very likely hurt his career.

I think probably not leaving the opie and anthony show around 2009 probably fucked him up. He is 45 + no Hollywood casting scout will ever put him next to someone famous on a poster. He will just do bit parts here and there

actors/bands...are pretty easy to find if you're a casting director...record company executive. If you need an Adele type there's about 600 of them in the wing waiting...Jim is a very average looking person (not that i'm spectacular)...if they need a bald, short dude with fake white teeth. I'm sure they can't be hard to find.

Stop pausing to add drama.

haha, i was super sleepy when I was typing it. Sorry

Haha...

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I hate how you type.

I...terribly sorry about.... this better?

Oh for sure, he had chances to be peers with these people than he asks to take a picture and they just talk shit about him as soon as he walks away

Hurt or defined?

that photo is terrible, Jim essentially got a photo with a retard that didn't know he was even there.

Jim essentially got a photo with a retard

As did Ali

You know that makes me wonder, do you think Jimmy is conceited enough to send copies of the pics he takes with celebs to the celebs themselves? Like he badgers Bill Shatner for a pic together and then a few weeks later Shatner's people get a manila envelope with a nice glossy 8x10 of he and Jimmy together, Shatner looking annoyed and uncomfortable, with a hand written note. "Hey Bill I figured you'd want a copy of the pic we took together so you could frame it and remember the great times. Your pal, Jim."

I really could see him being that egotistical that he assumes the celebs want his pic as much as he wants theirs.

Ali either has no idea where he is, or just shit himself

Which one?

He's just a needy little fag.

Twitter is awful.

I use it to follow journalists, but even that has went to shit. Twitter has turned them all into Buzzfeed. I follow these motherfuckers because they're supposed to be keeping tabs on political leaders. Now every other tweet is a fucking hashtag or cat meme.

There are some nice accounts that post girls asses.

That sounds nice

Exactly. In a similar vein, when people rail against Tumblr SJW shit, it took me a while to realize people post on it like a blog, I always just used it for large archives of pictures I like to browse.

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I can't even begin to imagine the theatrics this annoying twat is gonna display the day Ozzy finally croaks.

He'll do a special all day podcast, playing Ozzy's music, telling stories of the times he met Ozzy and the special moments they had together. Hopefully after that he'll jump off a building holding one of his signed Ozzy pics and an album.

Goin' off the roof in a crazy train or somethin'.

Ozzy has specifically requested that Norton be buried alive with him.

Maybe break his sobriety and have a few sips of O'doul's.

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The next day on the show, they open with a Sabbath song. Opie - "So how you doing Jimmy?"
Jimmy (with voice cracking and purposely trying to make it sound like he's fighting back tears) - "I'm stayin' strong buddy. I wasn't gonna come in today, but then I thought, ya know what, Ozzy would have wanted me to be here today."

UGH! I'm dreading this day

"He loves his job, he loves to perform"

He'll recess into his shrine room of ozzy for 6 days and everyone will forget about him.

Will Big Amy pose seductively as a tribute?

Rip Muhammad Ali. Here's my asshole.

Here's my asshole

She'd never post a picture of Norton.

Fuck Jimmy, I'll choose my own heroes. Imagine a world where Ali wasn't so bad off and could still speak and articulate himself and had refused to take pictures with Jimmy. What would Ali have been to Jimmy then?

And really what made Ali so great that everyone had to love him and consider him a hero? He was a pretty good boxer, he converted to Islam so he didn't have to fight in Vietnam, sold D-Con Bug Bombs and Sprays and got Parkinson's Disease. What about that made him special and wonderful and deserving of the whole worlds love? Nothing against Ali but fuck Jimmy for thinking everyone in the entertainment world is a hero and deserving of love and admiration.

I'm torn on Ali myself. On one hand, he was a Muslim that hated white people. On the other hand, he punched black people in the face for a living and then got real sick.

If it wasn't for old ESPN Classic videos to anyone under 40 he would be just be know as that shaky bastard they cart out for the Olympics and an occasional awards show. Not to be confused with the white shaky guy they occasionally have at award shows, that's just Marty McFly.

I have no idea. Remember when he got irate that a whole stadium didn't give Ali a 10 minute standing ovation when he came out on a cart to throw the first pitch.

Ali... This is a guy who starred in his own movie called I am the Greatest. What a non humble fuck

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Shame, shame, shaaaaaaaaame

The whole parkinsons thing was just a work so he didn't have to talk to Jimmy

how do any of you like this disgrace

I'm convinced Jim only has interests and hobbies as a way of learning about new celebrities he needs to take pictures with. He's such creepily hollow individual.

I hope these are the sort of controversial and unpopular opinions "fight fan" Jimmy will bring to his new podcast.

I don't see it going well. Also, as if there aren't enough MMA shows already, hell the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake just got one on Sirius.

Jimmy loves drooling celebrity invalids like Ali because they're easier to take pictures with. Fully functioning human beings usually recoil at the suggestion of being caught on film with such a repulsive zilch.

Jimmy has become a massive faggot. Or was he always one?

It had gotten way worse these few years i think

When he played Monster Rain he was just a little maggot faggot.

what a whore. I'll bet he's already going through his pictures, getting ready to upload the next celebrity death

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What a fucking despicable faggot.

Ugh

Holy shit, it looks like weekend at Muhammad's

Still waiting for a slice of tiramisu to make him fall off the wagon.

I'll just post a Dru Boogie classic...

Jim Norton - Me Me Me (Dru Boogie)

So.....If you don't like what I like you are bad

It's not about you Jimmy

So sad to see that emaciated, shriveled man...a shadow of himself. And Ali looks like he's in rough shape too.

Had this happened when they were live I guarantee the worm would have tried to steal the spotlight an make it all about him like he did when Otto died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlYENYYIuv0

Jim: dead air
Opie: faaaaaawk
Anthony: yeesh yeesh yeesh yeesh

All three of those men have emotional issues.

That's not fair, dude.

Jim obviously got a text on-air that one of his best friends had passed and even caught Opie and Anthony off-guard, and didn't say anything. Sounds like he just handed his phone over to them and didn't say shit and they quick went to break.

Call him a worm if you want, but he didn't "make that about him".

My dad was black and joined the military after the vietnam war started. Why the fuck would this guy be my hero?

Now Jimmy can't get those photos signed. I guess he could scribble on them with a sharpie and say he did.

I get what happened but I dont really know what it means. what does retweeting it but adding a hashtag do?

Shows how needy of attention you are.

It's easier to search on Twitter, he's trying to ride the dead Ali coat tail

so anyone searching 'all tweets about dead ali' now brings up his?

No but when people click on that#ripali harsh tag, it will show all the tweets that used that harsh tag, imagine if famous people like Obama used that harsh tag, his tweet will show up along side

Stop trying to make "harsh tag" a thing.

"Mohammed Ali died? I liked Mohammed Ali! Infact, I IDOLISE Mohammed Ali! No, really! I may not have ever mentioned this before but I absolutely see him as a personal hero! I idolise Mohammed Ali so much that I think if you don't idolise Mohammed Ali then you're an asshole! See? See how cool I am everybody?"

Stfu worm

If you don't listen to ozzy and slurp bareback tranny cock then you ain't no friend o mine

Only one of the people in this picture looks like how I want to remember them when they're gone.

It must be a sad life valuing your self-worth by autographs and celebrity photos.

Can someone please photoshop the retarded kid from the Tony Romo picture onto Jimmy in this second pic?

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Someone died so if you don't make your meaningless, low effort look at me support gesture on facebook you are a bad person.

Glad he had the opportunity to meet Ali in his heyday.

You're an asshole if you weren't inspired by Muhammad Ali... okay, I understand he wanted to make a sentiment but what does that even mean

The thing is, he was such an inspiring figure. He inspired me to oppose racemixing and integration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpfcq4pV5U

I wonder if he's related to Anthony.

Boy am I not looking forward to Jim eulogizing Ali on Monday....ahh who am I kidding I don't listen anyway

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All of them think Twitter is a measure of importance as opposed to a forum for documenting mental illness.

Ali looks like ET in the un-hash tagged version.

Reminds me of this bit.

What are the replies Jim is getting? Is he getting smashed?

I keep thinking Hyman Roth is gonna ask Jimi if he wants a tuna sandwich.

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To summarize every post on this sub: You think you're better than me, Mr Famous? Fuck you, I'LL show YOU!! Also, my dad is a jerk!!

That about sums it up

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There are some nice accounts that post girls asses.