"I've jerked off to you alot, youve caused me to spill more seed than Muhammed Ali at a bird feeder"

14  2016-06-04 by sanfrancisco69er

RIP. I wonder how he'd feel about Ant being at the Patrice benefit.

15 comments

17  TheAmazingPearl 2016-06-04

"GRRNNNNNGH. Drrrrppmmph. gurgling noises" ~ Ali 1991-2016

5  CrimsonTideCosby 2016-06-04

"No Vietnamese ever called me nigger." RIP Muhammed Ali

8  Wellshiteinabucket 2016-06-04

http://m.imgur.com/wW0bBKj

5  LevStrauss 2016-06-04

No they called him khỉ câm instead.

2  RahnBayngtin 2016-06-04

Thats a Giraldo quote, right? Or Ross, I know its from a CC Roast

1  russelldalrymple 2016-06-04

I think Giraldo. Ross is great, but Giraldo was somehow better. Before Patrice, he was the only celebrity death that actually kind of bummed me out.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-04

giraldo

1  stinkskc 2016-06-04

Fuck man, bums me out he died. Pretty insane he went to Harvard Law

2  sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-04

lol, when I first saw this comment I thought you were talking about Ali and was like what the fuck. But yeah, Giraldo graduated and was a lawyer for awhile, he was Jeff Ross's lawyer for some traffic thing that was how they first linked up.

1  LevStrauss 2016-06-04

"Shit! Fuck! Jesus Christ man watch it!" Olympic Torch Attendant

1  literalotherkin 2016-06-04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_QoxMhHTIg

He'd love Ant.

1  DryTeeth 2016-06-04

Giraldo was a fucking animal -- this might've been the funniest line I ever heard on those roasts.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-04

For real. Him and Jeff Ross's insult one liners are on a level of their own.

1  whatisthishere 2016-06-04

Giraldo used that joke twice at Comedy Central roasts. I can't remember who the other person was, but I think the other joke was, "he has dropped more coin at the casino than Michael J Fox at the parking meter."

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-06-04

Haha oh yeah thats right he did. Its such a good joke that it works equally well both times though.