Where we at with the Bald Benson?

36  2016-06-02 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

51 comments

Someone said he's really self conscious of his age so how about "old benson"

He has a closet full of Just For Men like Elaine's sponges.

How about "old cross eyed, brain fried Benson." It needs editing, I know.

wouldnt that be a compliment to him that for him to look old you would have to use photoshop? I dont think he give a shit anyway some ass burger on here just made that up

Would you believe that in his mid-20s, Doug Benson robbed March of Dimes donations and spent that money on cocaine? I would, and I would spread it around, even though I just made it up.

I think its bad enough to sit around and talk about these irrelevant people, but when the focus becomes on shit thats made up its asbergers on another level.

I honestly don't think anyone is taking any of this that seriously.

It's only reason to post here is to make fun of these people, and there are enough real things to make fun of that making shit up is just dumb.

making shit up is just dumb.

Why? It's not like this shit is making headlines anywhere but this silly sub.

Exactly, its not making headlines anywhere, its just kinda fun to come here and see these people being shit on for real reasons, and thats stupid enough, making fun of them for things that arent even real pushes it into completely pointless territory.

It's funny, real or fake.

It's still real to me dammit

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And I believed him :(

Bald Old Benson.

Holy shit! 51!?

Then how about Bendad?

No. We need, "no nonsense" Benson who doesn't smoke weed and who hates stoners.

Instead of pot talk, sensible Doug has a gardening show called "Benson and Hedges."

Celebrity guests come in and plant tulips. Then Sensible Doug kills any interesting conversation with a discussion about different potting soils and weeding techniques.

Well the first part is already true. Doug is a big fat phony.

type A personality Benson

It stinks.

And how.

I love it. I laughed to the point of tears :D

You guys don't think his weed comedy is cool?

It isn't funny and he's not interesting enough to be this sub's focus of hate.

I think that's the main reason we haven't really "went after" Sherrod.

Yeah man, "Getting HIGH with DOUG" See what he did there? Mixed up some words like he's high maaaan. It's comedy gold, like saying "Is there an officer, problem" cause your drunk!

I think you accidentally corrected yourself there.

Eh. I'm hardly a fan of this guy but this reeks of tryhard desperation. I think I've finally come to accept that this sub is on its last legs.

Sadly. It's finally fizzling out :(

We need Gregg to have an episode or something.

Don't give up just yet. Opie is due for an on air breakdown and Ant still has court dates and its been six months since he has done something really despicable so he's due

Ha, I'm just messing around. I was bored and figured I'd put Jason Alexander's head on Doug Benson. He stinks, and doing a vurrry shitty photoshop gave me a LAFF.

Look, the moderators are really happy with the direction that this sub has taken and it's clear that it's just passed you by. Move on.

Cross eyed fuck

Come on. You can't just post a picture of Jeremy Piven and pretend like you photoshopped a Doug pic.

You guys are a bunch of bullies

Is that the top of Jason Alexander's head?

Look at Mr. Eagle Eye over here, knowing his celebrity scalps.

Instantly bored with it. That's where I'm at.

No its hilarious. he's bald lmao

Bald's been done, make him something else.

he's not interesting enough to sustain a campaign against him

heheheh i like what you did with his eyes

Brah I'm all in. Look you gotta smoke reefer to get it.

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I think somebody should go through all his pictures and correct his one eye that is slightly off.

I am so sick of seeing this old, faux stoners face.

omg you made him look bald lmao

He's had a stroke guys. Really insensitive

Bald Benson looks like Jay Mohrs

DUDE BALD, LOL

Nigga looks like Wooly Willy.

-10 points for stealing Jason Alexander's head.

He looks like the guy from operation game

Man, we really have to get a decent photoshopper in this sub

He has a closet full of Just For Men like Elaine's sponges.

Then how about Bendad?

Bald Old Benson.

wouldnt that be a compliment to him that for him to look old you would have to use photoshop? I dont think he give a shit anyway some ass burger on here just made that up

How about "old cross eyed, brain fried Benson." It needs editing, I know.

Holy shit! 51!?

I think you accidentally corrected yourself there.