Stop drinking fizzy drinks.. I used to get it bad, stopped drinking Coke and it went away

Did that fix the hole in your ass?

Currently being plugged with ya mudda's tongue

You're really breaking up the O&A sub user stereotype with this thread here, guys.

If we're lucky, the gout is actually misdiagnosed bone cancer.

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Beer, & shellfish/shrimp would do it for me.. Drink lots of water for the next couple of days, take whatever anti-inflammatory you've been prescribed.

If it becomes a recurring issue, ask your doctor about Allopurinol. It is a very good anti-gout maintenance med.

Me too. And sometimes I cry.

Patrice's feet and hands tingled often before the end

I stopped drinking pop and do 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar a day. Haven't had any flareups or allopurinol in 2 years.

ACV is great for heartburn and indegestion.

Who the fuck has gout? Do you also have polio?

Lose weight, stop eating garbage, and go for a walk once in awhile. Gout epidemic cured.

Are you lost? How did you end up here?

Are you shore?

I'm ashamed to know what is going on here.

Maybe you have diabeetus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlJkHv5wzU

Ampute all ten tootsies just to be safe

"Ampute"? Come on, man.

I was in a rush

It's probably a build up of fleuoowid

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i hear you need to piss on your feet to cure gout

Mouth, you need to piss in your own mouth

That must be why I never get gout.

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Had gout once. Went on pot for sanity as the pain was intense and was prescribed colchicine which takes away your luxury of farts as you will shit water every time.