Happy World Melk Day, Opie!

1  2016-06-01 by bonniesretardsister

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Sturrio-types = Stereotypes Bugg-addah = Borgata Road sodas = Beers Emo eggs = Emu eggs Tore-ni-ment = Tournament Jair-zee = Jersey Kairrant = Current Wudder = water Nayyys = knees Zoo-buzz = Zubaz Sallamm-ay = Salami Nayy = Knee Ba-day-dez = potatoes Vurry = Very Fonny = funny Thirdee = thirty Chonnels = channels Whale = well Melk = milk Pahhhhhtt = pot Urrands = errands Murl Streep = Meryl Streep Gaaahhead = go ahead Mair-jer = merger Tore-ist = Tourist wonder = wander Ron Jurramy = Ron Jeremy Shay = she Dubby Dubby E = WWE Prostrate = prostate Hair = her Jurry's = Jerry's Turrify = Terrify Durrick = Derek Arch Type = Archetype Trow = true 45 degree winds = 45 MPH winds Foe-werd = forward Bolth = both Ole-ways = always In-shair-ence = insurance

This should have its own thread and be stickied

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It's a special day for Opie, he loves drinking melk. You might think he's a "melk diva", but he just appreciates it more than you since growing up he had to drink powdered melk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvPehACqpso