Its not so much that she's fat. Its that she has ugly beady little eyes, awful thin man lips, a Lenoesque terrible chin, lousy tits for her thick build, bad skin and the personality of dog shit personified.
The magazine picture on the right is clearly photoshopped to hell. Her skin is smooth, and her facial features proportionate. She doesn't look too much like a Greek goddess when you can see her cellulite and razor bumps.
I love it how fat girls like Amy insist on telling us how beautiful they are. Yeah, because our eyes are wrong aren't they, piggy.
I believe in what I can see, not what some anus-mouthed slob tells me.
Megan Fox or whatever hot girl you can think of doesn't go round claiming that they're gorgeous and telling everyone they're not fat; that's the point, tubby, they don't have to. Amy has to because she knows she is a blubbercunt.
Go and eat some more buttered lard and fuck off. Then come back here and shut up while you're at it, flabby.
19 comments
11 Opprobriousness 2016-05-31
Looks like Amy's taken an Odyssey to the fridge a few too many times.
3 TheFatMosque 2016-05-31
or...like...wait...like she's taken an Iliad to the fawkin hot dog stand too many times or somethin whatever I'm just riffin
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-31
Its not so much that she's fat. Its that she has ugly beady little eyes, awful thin man lips, a Lenoesque terrible chin, lousy tits for her thick build, bad skin and the personality of dog shit personified.
3 Lobstrich 2016-05-31
She's such a fat, baby-headed cunt.
1 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-05-31
Tss tell us how ya really feel!
3 Dannyprecise 2016-05-31
300 pounds
2 stevex42 2016-05-31
The magazine picture on the right is clearly photoshopped to hell. Her skin is smooth, and her facial features proportionate. She doesn't look too much like a Greek goddess when you can see her cellulite and razor bumps.
2 TacsUncensoredAdam 2016-05-31
I'd rather jerk off to the one on the left with rock hard abs than fuck flubby amy
2 SteeringTheShip 2016-05-31
I prefer the Aphrodite from God of War III. Fat bitches aren't beautiful; get over it you fat bitches.
2 DickensCoffee 2016-05-31
The awkward moment when the woman praising you for your beauty is far more attractive than you are.
https://www.instagram.com/whitneyzombie/
2 Dannyprecise 2016-05-31
If she really didn't care, then she should get fat. And if she did, she shouldn't even dare lose the weight.
2 Mr702law 2016-05-31
She deletes her bad comments. This has officially become that safe spaces episode of South Park. Holy fuck.
2 AiCPearlJam 2016-05-31
Amy is trying hard to walk the road that Melissa McCarthy has already rolled for her.
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1 cbanks420lol 2016-05-31
This gave me an aneurysm.
1 Mr702law 2016-05-31
Lol at the first comment
2 ThePreHasCometh 2016-05-31
The #sturdy did it for me
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1 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-05-31
I love it how fat girls like Amy insist on telling us how beautiful they are. Yeah, because our eyes are wrong aren't they, piggy.
I believe in what I can see, not what some anus-mouthed slob tells me.
Megan Fox or whatever hot girl you can think of doesn't go round claiming that they're gorgeous and telling everyone they're not fat; that's the point, tubby, they don't have to. Amy has to because she knows she is a blubbercunt.
Go and eat some more buttered lard and fuck off. Then come back here and shut up while you're at it, flabby.
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