If you had a retard would you show him Opies life to prove he also can make it?

0  2016-05-28 by reallywhowouldcare

Lets be honest, hes the most famous special needs person. Combine his career abilities with a retard's ability of self-assessment and he could be better than opie

12 comments

4  TheTigerDriver 2016-05-28

I'd actually like to make my kid feel better about their condition, so maybe I'd tell them about the actor from Breaking Bad or something? Fucking Opie? None of my loved ones will ever know this show existed.

3  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

that actor is actually a comedian named bill burr and he only looks like a genetic scrambled egg because his grandparents didn't get enough vitamins during the potato famine

1  greygooser 2016-05-28

It was too long

2  K1bbler 2016-05-28

Is a phrase you've never heard before.

1  Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-28

I liked it

2  andycumiashow 2016-05-28

I'd bring him to get a picture with that guy from Gotham.

2  Nulltor 2016-05-28

I would be too busy with all the cock and ball torture

2  Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-28

If I had a retard I'd put it back where I found it

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-28

This is what I would do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8

1  NumeroOtto 2016-05-28

i would never subject an innocent child to his idiocy ... even a child as mentally deficient as opie would still have some sense of self respect.. listening to opie is torturous

1  Dannyprecise 2016-05-28

I'd argue that Rocky Dennis is more famous than Opie. Just ask my mom.

1  Clibanarius 2016-05-28

If I had a retard, I'd fucking smother him in his crib and blame a combination of SIDS and god blessing me with the best luck imaginable in killing the retard before it could become a real drain on me and society.