chip chipperson show episode guide

70  2016-05-28 by chipchippersonrules

episode 1: teaser

release date: Published on Feb 11, 2016

synposes: chip chiperson introdeces us to the characters and tells us about the cartoon

funniest quotes:

"go back to playing scratch and sniff with ur a**hole" -- woman

"we need to get more money to get the rest of this cartoon made!" -- chip chpperson

"chip? where are u? i dont like being by myself. i lonely." -- police man

did you notice....?

  • the ice cream truck driver is a reference to serial killer john wayne

  • "you get more flies with honey then vineger" is actually a good morel, not just a joke

reviews:

"These characters really have potential for an awesome show..." -- youtuber

"I really hope Jim sees the comments and works on it." -- youtuber

"This is like a cartoon that would be on TV in another cartoon." -- youtuber

best moments:

  • dog lick poo off mans fingers

episode 2: funeral home

release date: Published on Feb 29, 2016

synposes: chip chiperson meets girl at funeral and wants to be her boyfran

funniest quotes:

"that wasnt my husband he was just some ugly stupid peace of sh** who hit on me so i killed him" -- unfunny woman

"move! get out of the way! watch it u big bully, move it, f**kin old people" -- chip chpprson

did you notice...?

*when the bird flys over the garbage can it dies from the smell. that garbage cans must have been really smelly

*the bird from aladdin plays the voice of the zombie

reviews:

"TOTALLY worth $60,000." -- youtuber

"Very funny I enjoyed it." -- youtuber

"Its ok i guess" -- youtuber

best moments:

  • chip puts honey on his pecker and the bees sting it

  • ambulence crashes into train

stay tuned for episode guide for episode 3 soon

45 comments

100  cbanks420lol 2016-05-28

"This is like a cartoon that would be on TV in another cartoon."

That really sums it up perfectly.

25  STLblue 2016-05-28

Thank you, I wrote that one. It was the least negative thing I could think to say about it.

18  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-28

No you didn't, I wrote that.

You're a liar.

Give me gold.

33  DontDoxMeJoe 2016-05-28

Yes, please pay the fucks at reddit 20 dollars because we laughed at each other's jokes. You fucking imbeciles.

edit: I'll tell you what, I'm actually pretty mad about this.

15  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

i would gold you for that if i wasn't eating cat food tonight

0  stinkskc 2016-05-28

Damn gold city up in here you Jews

-21  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-28

what the fuck my gold runs out in 2 days...hope this trend keeps a'rollin on :)....please:(

4  CCRed95 2016-05-28

shut up

-1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-28

lol im kidding reddit gold is literally nothing

4  SuaveRico 2016-05-28

First time I've seen some noe getting gilded in this dead sub.

8  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

i hate knickers gets gold on here like every 3rd day

the rest of you just have too much self respect to do what it takes to make that happen for yourselves though

7  Binski13 2016-05-28

Here's an update. My pillow still sucks and I still have a weird cough.

9  [deleted] 2016-05-28

LOL, you probably have a respiratory disease.

8  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

LOL

4  [deleted] 2016-05-28

Haha.

1  Binski13 2016-05-28

I smoke a lot of weed so I'm just banking on that

3  [deleted] 2016-05-28

Throw your fucking pillow away already, you fucking weirdo.

1  Binski13 2016-05-28

ME: Where you at with the crotch pillow between your legs with the fan on when you sleep?

2  [deleted] 2016-05-28

I'm all in with that, but not a moldy toilet pillow.

1  Binski13 2016-05-28

Next paycheck I'm getting a pillow. This sub is capable of doing good.

3  NotRye 2016-05-28

You're a person of lower stock.

2  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-05-28

What does gold get you on here?

4  andiswearrrr 2016-05-28

I've had it a couple of times, and nothing really. You get access to a shitty "secret" forum where everyone brags about having gold, and I always feel like maybe I wasted my 30 days by not posting in there by the time the month's up, but then I assure myself I'm wrong.

11  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-05-28

Id get banned from that forum for calling everyone faggots and telling them I hope they burn to death in a house fire.

7  Crusin_Colin 2016-05-28

Prove it

4  [deleted] 2016-05-28

The best thing about gold is it highlights posts you haven't seen yet. You also get a discount to random websites, one of them sells beef jerky.

-1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-28

that was me :)

8  Crusin_Colin 2016-05-28

I gave those other people gold and you get none, because you begged for it fgt.

2  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-28

But I gave it to _IHateKnickers a week ago..I miss my $3.99...waaahhhhh

1  BarryMcCaulkener 2016-05-28

i've guilded a few on here but i think most people on this sub are realist enough to realize that reddit as a whole is a turd sandwich of millennial pussies and shills

1  [deleted] 2016-05-28

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2  Chuck_Chasem 2016-05-28

His cartoon wouldn't even cut it as a cartoon on a tv in a video game.

11  Ant_Sucks 2016-05-28

Great work. I'm going to add this to the Chip Chipperson Show wikipedia article!

8  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

be sure to include a citation back here

11  qdpbog 2016-05-28

It just occurred to me that this show would be funnier if they got Gilbert Gottfried to do Chip.

"I WANT YOU TO LICK MY PECKER"

8  Muted_Post-Horn 2016-05-28

God fucking damn this is funny.

7  SuaveRico 2016-05-28

The Chip Chipperson show looks and feels like it deserves to be in a GTA game as part of their regular TV shows.

7  deadfacecafe 2016-05-28

Chip being hauled off in an ambulance was a hell of a season finale cliffhanger. I wonder if Chip Snow survives. No spoilers pls.

5  Flamgirlant 2016-05-28

Thanks for keeping us posted /u/chipchippersonrules, this is very useful to have.

4  i_saw_nothing 2016-05-28

You should have done a separate post for each episode and really reaped in the karma.

3  TriangleDimes 2016-05-28

Thanks

2  SlappyJiggler 2016-05-28

Well done.

2  stinkskc 2016-05-28

Hope Jim reads this.

1  Ted_Shekler 2016-05-28

How much did Jimmy get to make this show?

1  late_50s_why 2016-05-28

indiegogo is taking 10% so he gets to pocket 54000 or so

1  Chuck_Chasem 2016-05-28

Couldn't he use that excess money to fix his fucking windows so we don't have to spend 3 hours listening to him trying to get people to fix it for him for free?

8  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-28

LOL

1  Binski13 2016-05-28

I smoke a lot of weed so I'm just banking on that

1  Binski13 2016-05-28

ME: Where you at with the crotch pillow between your legs with the fan on when you sleep?