r/opieandanthony: 21st century neanderthal

32 Dennyislife 2016-05-26

Eat healthy or be like this

18 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-05-26

How can someone not like a piece of delicious steak? What a fucking pussy bitch cuck.

9 freshmozz 2016-05-26

Only this piece of shit subreddit would downvote you for standing up for steak. WTF. Sam is a little bitch.

8 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-26

They prefer their steak in a mediocre barbeque sauce, boiled over hard

2 holodog 2016-05-26

#IStandWithSteak

7 boofk 2016-05-26

I can't understand how you can not like steak. Also it's weird that he's "straight edge." Most of those people are hardcore scenesters. How can you go through life and not even try alcohol. On the other hand my life would probably be better if I hadn't either. It still makes me angry he hasn't though.

2 scottgreenstein 2016-05-26

How come when someone is straightedge they have to tell you every 5 fucking minutes. There is a guy at my work who brings up the fact he doesn't drink daily.

6 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-26

A good medium rare steak is one of the greatest joys in life. If it was healthy to do so, I would eat a little steak every day. To live and die without even once eating it when you can is a crime.

1 iamcolinquim 2016-05-26

I want my steak rarer than a childless black teenager

5 dirtyjoo 2016-05-26

Frozen fish sticks and chicken nuggets are a staple diet of the balding sideshow Bob, ain't nobody got time for steaks or flavor son.

15 DannyFromTheShow 2016-05-26

His macro breakdown is 100% Totino pizza rolls.

4 lickitoff 2016-05-26

Holy shit he's losing hair fast

8 Shotguncake 2016-05-26

It's running away from his face.

3 thrillated 2016-05-26

It was painful to see him clapping on RAW this week looking like this.

1 Lish_fips89 2016-05-26

*Healthily. Sorry, pet-peeve.

29 andycumiashow 2016-05-26

Not a single part of his head corresponds or compliments another.

3 zoogie778 2016-05-26

I'm reading this line over and over. God damn you are a wordsmith! That sums it up so nicely.

1 aegrotatio 2016-05-26

/r/nocontext

0 no_context_bot 2016-05-26

Speaking of no context:

Or rub your balls all over it. It won't stop the chewing, but I definitely feel superior when I see it happening.

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13 fagballzzz 2016-05-26

Sam looks and sounds like a fucked up Frank Oz creation. Like a muppet they rejected because it was too unnatural and creepy.

I think it's got something to do with being put on steroids as a child.

4 bigmattson 2016-05-26

Bingo, HGH causes the big forehead/bridge of nose area.

10 Thelonius16 2016-05-26

I've been wanting to punch him for almost 10 years. Glad life took care of that for me.

9 Updooter69 2016-05-26

Young Moe Szyslak

1 sixteen-six-six-six 2016-05-26

holy shit

9 TheAmazingPearl 2016-05-26

With most guys who go bald, their hair falls out. Sam's hair is falling off.

5 lickitoff 2016-05-26

His forehead is falling down

7 EskimoEscrow 2016-05-26

They recently found the house he grew up in

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-2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-26

You got my money yet?

7 RonBengtan 2016-05-26

Does anyone have the clip where they talked about Sam getting a bunch of shots as kid, I can't remember the details but I think he didn't hit puberty or wasn't growing or something, and got testosterone or steroids. It was a revelation about why he's so weird looking, it's not random genetics. He is a medical experiment.

6 DHFearnot 2016-05-26

Shame he wasn't born 100 years ago he would've been 3 foot 5, high voiced and a ballooning foreskin.

2 Al_Pacinos_Wig 2016-05-26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4OFf7dH74

6 WilsonHanks 2016-05-26

He looks like Randall from Recess

5 aidspiss 2016-05-26

time to lose the pubic hair wig

4 ActualTourettesGuy 2016-05-26

This picture is the best argument for eugenics that I've ever seen.

4 [deleted] 2016-05-26

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4 KennethFresno 2016-05-26

He told Shawn Michaels to his face that people tell Sam he looks like a young him. And by people I'm sure his mom.

3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-26

Do you remember on an old O&A when they were talking about how he looked like Christian Bale? haha

4 dave72988 2016-05-26

This has to be from the testosterone shots he got when he was a kid right?

3 lickitoff 2016-05-26

medical experiment FAIL

4 hellofriendo1234 2016-05-26

He has the head of a Xenomorph

3 RacksDiciprine 2016-05-26

He was a great villain in that movie Last Action Hero

3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-26

I know you're talking about Tom Noonan and I don't care who knows it.

3 1vixor 2016-05-26

Jesus he looks fucking ragged. If Jess hasn't ballooned up yet then she's gonna be gone in less than 5 years

2 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-05-26

She's already gone, writing her autobiography titled 'I Fucked a Muppet.'

3 MershComic 2016-05-26

He's like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

3 DiamondDave1984 2016-05-26

Homo Erectus

6 IrateAutoBody 2016-05-26

Homo ~~Erectus~~

3 PharoahFaucet 2016-05-26

genetic disaster

2 OldWestGunslinger 2016-05-26

He seems to be balding fast, just 2 years ago his hairline was fine. I wonder if finding Jess with random black guys in their bed every night after his show is stressing him out.

2 Opiessock 2016-05-26

OK, I get Woo Kid, but who is that troll in the right panel?

2 Rhaegarys 2016-05-26

nailed it

2 cabaretcabaret 2016-05-26

He looks like a stupid Karl Pilkington

1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-05-26

He looks sick.

1 HudsonMargera 2016-05-26

Poor guy...... Sucks what one faulty chromosome can do.

1 Updooter69 2016-05-26

You mean one extra