ME: I'm unfunny, unlistenable, and fucking suckkk at radio. I mean, let's be honest. You want to be honest? Fine. I stand for nothing and add nothing meaningful to any conversation I've ever had. sniff I'll tell ya, man, I fari--farbri-is it farbricated?
Yimmy: Fabricated.
ME: Yeah, I farbricated my whole past, man. That's the truth. I grew up RICH and bought friends by joining a fraternity. long silence, steady dose of sniffs Jimmy and Ant made my career. If it wasn't for them I'd be a program director for a top 40 station in Long Island. Period. sniff
That's the only way Opie could start to win me over. Not completely, but it's a start.
12 comments
3 Dennyislife 2016-05-26
Vic is the only person who needs the free plugs
0 Mr702law 2016-05-26
All he ever has to plug is his comedy special "Live from Lou's Cruise". Thing must be five years old by now.
0 Dennyislife 2016-05-26
Just look at how many followers he has. He has no career or fanbase https://twitter.com/VicHenley
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-05-26
Isn't he that other guys cousin whos like him but successful?
1 Houghton91 2016-05-26
Yes, but if he told Vic to get out with nobody around to hear it, does it really happen?
1 sexylarrytate 2016-05-26
He has Kevin Brennan in on a regular basis to stir shit up.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-05-26
....he killed himself. No, nothing else will do.
0 aidspiss 2016-05-26
Who's Vic?
2 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-05-26
I think he was in the Eagles?
0 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-26
No, you're thinking of the guy that drowned all those dogs.
0 TheDannySaint 2016-05-26
He stinks, and I don't like him.
-1 zenthedude 2016-05-26
ME: I'm unfunny, unlistenable, and fucking suckkk at radio. I mean, let's be honest. You want to be honest? Fine. I stand for nothing and add nothing meaningful to any conversation I've ever had. sniff I'll tell ya, man, I fari--farbri-is it farbricated?
Yimmy: Fabricated.
ME: Yeah, I farbricated my whole past, man. That's the truth. I grew up RICH and bought friends by joining a fraternity. long silence, steady dose of sniffs Jimmy and Ant made my career. If it wasn't for them I'd be a program director for a top 40 station in Long Island. Period. sniff
That's the only way Opie could start to win me over. Not completely, but it's a start.