Yeah. They have a website were people leave reviews. If photos are inaccurate you'll read about it. Also they have a verification process with the website but one time I paid for a chink with no reviews but verified photos and she was ugly in person. So I only go by reviews now. The other 4 I had over here were accurate though. The ones in America never are though.
My buddy's girl ordered him two strippers once and they said they'd send a blonde and Brazilian. They were two nigs, two hours late, and one didn't even get naked and was trying to smoke our weed. One of my friends is racist as hell and started a whole scene when someone passed her the blunt, it was hilarious. My buddy ended up getting blown in the bathroom by the ugly one while his girl was in the other room, he's a true scumbag.
He was a real POS, he would fuck any woman no matter how heinous. We used to buy heroin from this ugly black chick and she ended up blowing him one time, she was ratchet as fuck and just gross looking. He was oddly proud of these sexual comquests. I remember he saw some old lady I bought pills from once, she was like 50 years old and a 2, and he asked me when I got back in the car from buying from her if I fucked her. I was like "ugh, no", and he said "I would."
The duke lacrosse team had pretty much the same thing happen ordered white girls but 2 hood black chicks showed up and one of the guys yelled niggers at them.
LOL. I doubt one of them yelled that tho, is that what the hooker said when she said she was raped? My buddy just didn't wanna share a blunt with an n-person. I can't really blame him, but more so cuz she was a dirty stripper.
Ehhhh.... here in Toronto it isn't legal but the law swings back and forth so often that cops don't really care. Most of the sites were set up back when it was legal.
That said, TER has global boards, even for places where it's illegal. If you're not living in some midwestern shithole, you can find reviews there.
Though 150/hr is cheap as all hell for an attractive girl. Average is about 250-300 in Canada and the US.
It's fawkin big. Like 5.2 inches. All the girls say "chippah your peckah is so big" and then I say "you're only saying that because you want a tip you fawkin cunt. "
Edit : OH. You said "her". I don't give a fawk anyway. I'm proud of it. My Mom used to say "Chippah, it don't matta if your peckah is smaller than Lamar's. You're mommas good little boy."
That's usually what happens when they paint themselves to perfection for 10 hours prior to the big snap. The pic looks like 2 grand minimum. Definitely don't expect anything close regardless of the price.
We'd get along real well. Well, in the sense that we'd fuck prostitutes in different rooms and lie to ourselves about it excellently afterwards. "That was great! I'm perfectly okay!"
What kind of faggot would downvote this? This is a great post, Ive been solicited at my job before, but she had bad acne scars and it just felt kind of sketchy, and Ive never paid for a whore before, but I like the idea of it, have fun, dude.
It wasn't quite the girl in the pictures. She was hot but looked younger.
She had big nipples though which were different from the picture. The ones in the picture were perky which was part of the reason I picked Elisabete. I should've gone with Sweet Erica. I probably will next time unless Anjelica or Alexa are available. They're both great.
We started of frenching and she was grinding on me. When I think about this escapade later to wank the grinding and me finishing will be what I reflect on most. I got head without a condom for a while. I rubbed my dick on her face at intervals. At one point she was blowing me and I could see it in the mirror. She was on her knees and my cock looked super fat from that angle which made me feel awesome.
While I was looking at her in the mirror I made sure she wasn't looking up and did the Patrick Batemen pose from when he was fucking whores. I laughed to myself after and she looked up at me like she did something stupid. I let her think that she fucked up somehow because I didn't want to explain the autistic thing I just did.
On to fucking. And boy I hate condoms. I really would've fucked her without one if she let me. I wouldn't mind catching something. I had this rock hard boner I hadn't experienced since I was 19 and it went down immediately to 3/4s hard. Between fucking I'd go down and suck her clit. I also gave it a good lick like I was trying to get the last bits of goo from a mussle. I also stuck my tongue in her ass and I tasted shit which I enjoyed.
I wanted to finish on her face but she wouldn't let me. At first I was annoyed but she seemed nice and I only wanted to cum on her face to punish all the women that rejected me in life. I was wanking on my knees over her cute little torso. It went on for a while but moments before it would've been taking too long and getting awkward I finished on her tits. It was a respectable load. While underneath me she wriggled her body and it tickled my gooch which felt nice.
Also guys are you supposed to talk to the whores? A bunch of reviewers mention having a nice chat as if it's a bonus, but what would I say, "Hey, you were smuggled to this country in a shipping container and now I'm using your body to cum on while your pimp in the next room takes most of the money". I just say "here's the money", "let's French, Give me Oral etc." and then I leave after. Am I the autistic one or the other reviewers?
Anyway I considered it a good time and worth the €100.
He was a real POS, he would fuck any woman no matter how heinous. We used to buy heroin from this ugly black chick and she ended up blowing him one time, she was ratchet as fuck and just gross looking. He was oddly proud of these sexual comquests. I remember he saw some old lady I bought pills from once, she was like 50 years old and a 2, and he asked me when I got back in the car from buying from her if I fucked her. I was like "ugh, no", and he said "I would."
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9 andycumiashow 2016-05-26
Tell me, do they actually send the girl pictured in Ireland?
9 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Yeah. They have a website were people leave reviews. If photos are inaccurate you'll read about it. Also they have a verification process with the website but one time I paid for a chink with no reviews but verified photos and she was ugly in person. So I only go by reviews now. The other 4 I had over here were accurate though. The ones in America never are though.
20 andycumiashow 2016-05-26
God bless technologically sophisticated prostitution.
10 [deleted] 2016-05-26
My buddy's girl ordered him two strippers once and they said they'd send a blonde and Brazilian. They were two nigs, two hours late, and one didn't even get naked and was trying to smoke our weed. One of my friends is racist as hell and started a whole scene when someone passed her the blunt, it was hilarious. My buddy ended up getting blown in the bathroom by the ugly one while his girl was in the other room, he's a true scumbag.
Edit: typo
8 Lish_fips89 2016-05-26
He really is. What a confluence of dysfunctional buffoonery. I should note I spelt buffoonery wrong and it corrected as baboonery, wow, coincidence?
5 [deleted] 2016-05-26
He was a real POS, he would fuck any woman no matter how heinous. We used to buy heroin from this ugly black chick and she ended up blowing him one time, she was ratchet as fuck and just gross looking. He was oddly proud of these sexual comquests. I remember he saw some old lady I bought pills from once, she was like 50 years old and a 2, and he asked me when I got back in the car from buying from her if I fucked her. I was like "ugh, no", and he said "I would."
2 AO_ATL 2016-05-26
You and your friends seem like a really wholesome group of guys.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-26
Actually, we really weren't, if I'm being honest.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-05-26
Does your friend play lacrosse?
1 [deleted] 2016-05-26
No. Is this a reference I don't get, or a Duke reference I also don't get?
2 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-05-26
The duke lacrosse team had pretty much the same thing happen ordered white girls but 2 hood black chicks showed up and one of the guys yelled niggers at them.
3 [deleted] 2016-05-26
LOL. I doubt one of them yelled that tho, is that what the hooker said when she said she was raped? My buddy just didn't wanna share a blunt with an n-person. I can't really blame him, but more so cuz she was a dirty stripper.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-05-26
Surely they have reviews in the states? There are like three or four boards dedicated to Toronto alone.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
I can never find an official website in the US. Is it legal in Canada?
1 JesusLesnar 2016-05-26
Ehhhh.... here in Toronto it isn't legal but the law swings back and forth so often that cops don't really care. Most of the sites were set up back when it was legal.
That said, TER has global boards, even for places where it's illegal. If you're not living in some midwestern shithole, you can find reviews there.
Though 150/hr is cheap as all hell for an attractive girl. Average is about 250-300 in Canada and the US.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-26
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7 NashuaDan 2016-05-26
How big was her peckah? (Jk, she looks niiiice.)
19 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
It's fawkin big. Like 5.2 inches. All the girls say "chippah your peckah is so big" and then I say "you're only saying that because you want a tip you fawkin cunt. "
Edit : OH. You said "her". I don't give a fawk anyway. I'm proud of it. My Mom used to say "Chippah, it don't matta if your peckah is smaller than Lamar's. You're mommas good little boy."
5 _TheConsumer_ 2016-05-26
There's something about getting a prostitute overseas that gives me flashbacks to watching Hostel.
Stay safe, buddy. I hope you don't get flayed alive.
4 TheTigerDriver 2016-05-26
Considering she's about 29, that qualifies as truth in advertising in the prostitution world.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Some of the reviews say she look younger in person and that the age seems accurate.
2 TheTigerDriver 2016-05-26
Ah, I see you do your research. Good man. I guess I don't need to tell you not to kiss her. Have fun!
1 packitchofsositch 2016-05-26
That's usually what happens when they paint themselves to perfection for 10 hours prior to the big snap. The pic looks like 2 grand minimum. Definitely don't expect anything close regardless of the price.
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
So long as she has a warm wet orifice I'm not complaining.
3 TheTigerDriver 2016-05-26
We'd get along real well. Well, in the sense that we'd fuck prostitutes in different rooms and lie to ourselves about it excellently afterwards. "That was great! I'm perfectly okay!"
2 Lish_fips89 2016-05-26
You really have a way with words. Quite the charmer, lol.
3 molestedasayounggirl 2016-05-26
which site did you use?
3 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
escort-ireland.com
2 Holmeshorrorcastle 2016-05-26
Nice dood. Her pussy probably smells like getting arrested at the airport on the way back to the states.
2 TheTigerDriver 2016-05-26
What would the charge be? Not committing a crime in the country you're leaving?
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Legal here fam
2 no1raniuk 2016-05-26
I look forward to hearing the review of this enchantress.
1 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
So you're in Cork, ya langer. Tell Elisa I say hi.
3 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
She probably sees a lot of guys called Tom. Describe your cock in detail so she knows which one said hi.
4 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
It's got "PECKAH!" tattooed on it and she begged for it and then paid me cos of how fawkin awesome I am.
3 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Aw shit. I've been cucked again by my nobel princess.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-05-26
How cheap is cheap, like $150/hr?
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Average would be about that.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-05-26
That's pretty good, I'll have to keep an eye out next time I go to Europe.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-26
What kind of faggot would downvote this? This is a great post, Ive been solicited at my job before, but she had bad acne scars and it just felt kind of sketchy, and Ive never paid for a whore before, but I like the idea of it, have fun, dude.
1 chippersan 2016-05-26
I saw Ireland is about to decriminalize all drugs in small accounts including coke and heroin... You should stay a few extra weeks
2 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
That is not happening any time soon.
1 eamonnkeating8 2016-05-26
This is more likely than this lads story. 100 euro seems a bit steep. Thanks a lot bin Laden
1 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
I think you have replied to the wrong comment.
1 eamonnkeating8 2016-05-26
Incorrect
1 [deleted] 2016-05-26
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1 enzo_trash 2016-05-26
you have a credit card tho
1 Dennyislife 2016-05-26
My uncle was I guess what you'd call a pimp. I can still get a discount on his girls. All as advertised too. Wonderful
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Well I did it folks.
It wasn't quite the girl in the pictures. She was hot but looked younger. She had big nipples though which were different from the picture. The ones in the picture were perky which was part of the reason I picked Elisabete. I should've gone with Sweet Erica. I probably will next time unless Anjelica or Alexa are available. They're both great.
We started of frenching and she was grinding on me. When I think about this escapade later to wank the grinding and me finishing will be what I reflect on most. I got head without a condom for a while. I rubbed my dick on her face at intervals. At one point she was blowing me and I could see it in the mirror. She was on her knees and my cock looked super fat from that angle which made me feel awesome.
While I was looking at her in the mirror I made sure she wasn't looking up and did the Patrick Batemen pose from when he was fucking whores. I laughed to myself after and she looked up at me like she did something stupid. I let her think that she fucked up somehow because I didn't want to explain the autistic thing I just did.
On to fucking. And boy I hate condoms. I really would've fucked her without one if she let me. I wouldn't mind catching something. I had this rock hard boner I hadn't experienced since I was 19 and it went down immediately to 3/4s hard. Between fucking I'd go down and suck her clit. I also gave it a good lick like I was trying to get the last bits of goo from a mussle. I also stuck my tongue in her ass and I tasted shit which I enjoyed.
I wanted to finish on her face but she wouldn't let me. At first I was annoyed but she seemed nice and I only wanted to cum on her face to punish all the women that rejected me in life. I was wanking on my knees over her cute little torso. It went on for a while but moments before it would've been taking too long and getting awkward I finished on her tits. It was a respectable load. While underneath me she wriggled her body and it tickled my gooch which felt nice.
Also guys are you supposed to talk to the whores? A bunch of reviewers mention having a nice chat as if it's a bonus, but what would I say, "Hey, you were smuggled to this country in a shipping container and now I'm using your body to cum on while your pimp in the next room takes most of the money". I just say "here's the money", "let's French, Give me Oral etc." and then I leave after. Am I the autistic one or the other reviewers?
Anyway I considered it a good time and worth the €100.
7 holodog 2016-05-26
well glad to hear she's still alive.
1 tar_baby33 2016-05-26
You have pics of any of the others? Great story though! Very nice.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-05-26
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0 doxxbrown 2016-05-26
Only 10? Fucking rookie.
-2 lickitoff 2016-05-26
Meh. Flat ass
2 TheAmazingPearl 2016-05-26
She's Irish, that ass is really good for that Dan Marino-quarterback-butt-having race of people.
4 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
Probabilty = 0.00000%
3 TheAmazingPearl 2016-05-26
My bad, she's eastern European, they too have the asses of a pizza box.
2 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
Czechs and Poles get mad when you call them Eastern European.
2 MilliBotany 2016-05-26
Do they? Tough. Adolf didn't seem to have a problem calling them "Eastern European", did he.
4 PhilipMarma 2016-05-26
Yeah, but Adolf lost and shot himself, so he's no paragon of virtue.
3 Tom_Stall 2016-05-26
Yeah, they do... in general.
I'm not aware of him calling them anything as polite as that.
2 MilliBotany 2016-05-26
Irish chicks have big, creamy soft, pillowy tits.
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Legal here fam
2 TheTigerDriver 2016-05-26
What would the charge be? Not committing a crime in the country you're leaving?
1 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-26
Average would be about that.
5 [deleted] 2016-05-26
He was a real POS, he would fuck any woman no matter how heinous. We used to buy heroin from this ugly black chick and she ended up blowing him one time, she was ratchet as fuck and just gross looking. He was oddly proud of these sexual comquests. I remember he saw some old lady I bought pills from once, she was like 50 years old and a 2, and he asked me when I got back in the car from buying from her if I fucked her. I was like "ugh, no", and he said "I would."