Opie struggles to fill time. He sucks at it because he is not smart.
0 2016-05-25 by [deleted]
Am I allowed to say that? Are we allowed to say that? I don't know! Are we? I think we're not allowed to say that. Am I wrong? Can I say that? Can I? Can we? I don't know!
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3 qdpbog 2016-05-25
I like to picture how he would act in old shows like "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" and how out if place he would be.
"Sir, there was an automobile accident so your plans have been delayed."
"Fuckin bruuuuutal. Any cashultees?"
Or...
"The quarterly report just came in and the board would like to speak with you."
"About my numbersssss? Hey, Clarence, where we at with the numbers? They looking guh?"
2 CookieHaid 2016-05-25
Why don't you fight me at 3-o'clock? Why thank you.