Opie is so fucking dumb

51  2016-05-24 by Dannyprecise

He thought the ad from the funeral home about "please text and drive" was actually about the funeral home offering their services because, as he put it, "what else are they gonna advertise?" rather than a sarcastic attempt at showing young people (the Billboard music awards audience) what can happen when you do text and drive. Even Jim kept repeating how sarcastic it was and Tits didn't get it.

Fuck is he stupid.

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Seriously, I don't understand why people still listen to this shit.

Its embarassing when people are like "oh I have a commute" or some other shit like "hurr i love to torture myself."

No, Faggot. You listen because you like the show. You like Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton in 2016 even after being this inside and knowing how unequivocally awful all three people are. You like listening to OpieRadio

People who say "hurr" when making fun of someone should be killed

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I cant believe Jim or Ant ever laughed at his "Twitter voice" thing. He never actually said even one funny thing and its an impression literally kids do when they cant think of anything to say.

I like to think it was a joke between them to get him to do it then theyd laugh at how he thinks he was being funny.

Agreed jewboy :)

OpieRaqio.

Guess I'm a faggot. How's your dad these days?

Tsss...yeah maybe he has a cold or a headache or sumpthin

Losing weight? I'm juss faggin' ya, babe.

Tsss...yeah what is I an astronort or sumpthin

Yes you are.

Good, he's tired from fucking your mom

Fuck, I can't think of a comeback as clever as this one. You got me in a bind.

He got you, dude.

At least unlile some people you took the hit!

I resemble that remark. I have a long commute. I like aspects of the show. When its particularly terrible (like today) I dont listen. Eat a dick.

You resemble that remark?

Some people still do because once in a fucking while, they have a show worth listening to. Especially when a good, non-annoying comic is in. I'm not ashamed to admit that while most days do suck, theres still that odd day where they have a decent show. I'm sick of these O&A subreddit hipsters who pompously claim, "oh, you still listen to that shit?" YES ASSHOLE. I'm listening on the off chance that it might end up being decent. If Sherrod or Vic Henley is in, I turn it off.

Can someone identify an odd day where there is a decent show?

I'd like to see what is considered "Good O&J"

Dan Soder, Bobby Lee, Bobby K, CQ, and a few others. Or if there is a good interview subject. Vic, Sherrod, and Vos make me turn it off PDQ.

Any show with Bob Kelly is great because he and Jimmy work well together. Dan Soder is pretty good, Pete Davidson, and oddly enough this Mark Normand guy is ok, he has pretty good lines once in a while. Both times Artie Lange was in were great too. If you can stand Opie, there is still decent radio to be had.

If you can stand Opie

There it is

Can you give me a date (preferably of something still available via the app)?

When they sadly mutter "your moms box" and the channel disappears the next day.

I thought the show with Johnny Knoxville and Louis C.K. was pretty good.

I dip in and out. I'll listen to the "good morning how are you talk" and see who is going to be on. Today I dipped out. I used to love Jim Breuer... I'm simply not interested in him singing.

Most of the free entertainment or even paid entertainment sucks

Yes, but most of it isn't cringe inducingly infuriating like listening to 10 minutes of O&J.

Well, I still have Sirius subscription, so not much else to listen to in the car.

As do I, and I still have the preset configured and hit it occasionally out of force of habit.

But if it isn't a friend of the show I usually can't last longer than 5-10 minutes.

You punch out after 5 or 10 brotherman?

Long long ago. The show is now so bad it actually makes me angry.

Audiobooks ya dumby

I'm not all in with non visual storytelling.

BOOKRADIO

/u/mayonnaise_monster you mean like this guy?

If there was something better to listen to on Sirius, I would listen to it.

Someone needs to keep us posted.

No, really, they don't.

I wanna know anytime Opie does something stupid

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This question gets asked every day, is it really so hard to wrap your head around the concept that some of us LIKE to be infuriated?

You're better off buying a YouTube red subscription to listen to clips from the show in the background. It's a better investment than a sxm subscription

Or just install adblock... I don't know why anyone would pay youtube money every month to stop putting commercials on shit they didn't make.

YouTubeRed allows you to shut off the phone screen and use it like a music app for videos.

Ah so its a ploy to get you to buy it, pretty smart. I always wondered why they didnt let shut the screen off on youtube

I noticed after I downloaded YouTube Music, my regular YouTube app lets me play stuff with the screen off or while I'm browsing here.

A large portion of us don't sit all day in front of a computer listening to defunct radio shows. It's more of an on-the-go hobby.

I meant specifically for your phone. As far as I know, there's still no app that lets YouTube videos run in the background

Guy further up says YouTubeRed.

You can play with the screen locked by going on youtube in Safari. If you have an iPhone that is.

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I've not listened to any of the show in 2 weeks.. There really is so many more better things to listen to that "50+ year old guy talk".

It's free to me.

That's the bit!

He's always been as dumb as a box of rocks, yet makes more money in a year than most of us will make in three lifetimes.

The world is a completely fucked up place.

Is he playing an idiot character? Usually the 2nd or 3rd mics do that. Not the host.

OPIE has ALWAYS been anti-knowledge!!! He was TOO COOL to care or UNABLE to be BOTHERED about knowing anything EXCEPT sports and music (TWO subjects that he ALSO knows NOTHING about!!!)

I find it both disturbing and delightful that even when you make an actual non-scorch related comment you still stick to the character.

PFG-WRITING is NEVER out of PLACE!!!!!

This isn't SOMETHING anyone can DO!!!

I mean it is, but is isn't

Why the fuck does he do a show in the back of an 18-wheeler?

tss so the show keeps on truckin' or sumthin

Remember iRob?

Caps lock really drives your point home.

i will say when he doing the euro money L sign thing he was doing a bit

Hes an innovator

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH IS THIS THE ISSUE OF THE DAY HMMMMMMMM???!!!!!

HE'S AUTISTIC!

How dumb is he?

Why is he expected to be smart in the first place?

THAAANK YOU!

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Opie has aspergers. He has legitimate trouble detecting sarcasm.

I don't think it would be in the best interest of a funeral home to advertise this if they WERE serious...Only a dummy would think that. Oh, wait

This sub is so very original.

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I find it both disturbing and delightful that even when you make an actual non-scorch related comment you still stick to the character.

Remember iRob?

Caps lock really drives your point home.