Opie is so fucking dumb
51 2016-05-24 by Dannyprecise
He thought the ad from the funeral home about "please text and drive" was actually about the funeral home offering their services because, as he put it, "what else are they gonna advertise?" rather than a sarcastic attempt at showing young people (the Billboard music awards audience) what can happen when you do text and drive. Even Jim kept repeating how sarcastic it was and Tits didn't get it.
Fuck is he stupid.
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33 jakdak 2016-05-24
Seriously, I don't understand why people still listen to this shit.
28 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-05-24
Its embarassing when people are like "oh I have a commute" or some other shit like "hurr i love to torture myself."
No, Faggot. You listen because you like the show. You like Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton in 2016 even after being this inside and knowing how unequivocally awful all three people are. You like listening to OpieRadio
32 Jackthejew 2016-05-24
People who say "hurr" when making fun of someone should be killed
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-24
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I cant believe Jim or Ant ever laughed at his "Twitter voice" thing. He never actually said even one funny thing and its an impression literally kids do when they cant think of anything to say.
1 axeheadroad 2016-05-24
I like to think it was a joke between them to get him to do it then theyd laugh at how he thinks he was being funny.
-1 kumia_kinte 2016-05-24
Agreed jewboy :)
14 jakdak 2016-05-24
OpieRaqio.
5 Dannyprecise 2016-05-24
Guess I'm a faggot. How's your dad these days?
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-24
Tsss...yeah maybe he has a cold or a headache or sumpthin
2 Lish_fips89 2016-05-24
Losing weight? I'm juss faggin' ya, babe.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-24
Tsss...yeah what is I an astronort or sumpthin
1 Dwman113 2016-05-24
Yes you are.
-6 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-05-24
Good, he's tired from fucking your mom
5 Dannyprecise 2016-05-24
Fuck, I can't think of a comeback as clever as this one. You got me in a bind.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-05-24
He got you, dude.
0 stinkskc 2016-05-24
At least unlile some people you took the hit!
0 jaghutgathos 2016-05-24
I resemble that remark. I have a long commute. I like aspects of the show. When its particularly terrible (like today) I dont listen. Eat a dick.
1 mickey2shoes 2016-05-24
You resemble that remark?
8 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-05-24
Some people still do because once in a fucking while, they have a show worth listening to. Especially when a good, non-annoying comic is in. I'm not ashamed to admit that while most days do suck, theres still that odd day where they have a decent show. I'm sick of these O&A subreddit hipsters who pompously claim, "oh, you still listen to that shit?" YES ASSHOLE. I'm listening on the off chance that it might end up being decent. If Sherrod or Vic Henley is in, I turn it off.
2 jakdak 2016-05-24
Can someone identify an odd day where there is a decent show?
I'd like to see what is considered "Good O&J"
6 jaghutgathos 2016-05-24
Dan Soder, Bobby Lee, Bobby K, CQ, and a few others. Or if there is a good interview subject. Vic, Sherrod, and Vos make me turn it off PDQ.
3 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-05-24
Any show with Bob Kelly is great because he and Jimmy work well together. Dan Soder is pretty good, Pete Davidson, and oddly enough this Mark Normand guy is ok, he has pretty good lines once in a while. Both times Artie Lange was in were great too. If you can stand Opie, there is still decent radio to be had.
3 EskimoEscrow 2016-05-24
There it is
0 jakdak 2016-05-24
Can you give me a date (preferably of something still available via the app)?
1 AntsCamera 2016-05-24
When they sadly mutter "your moms box" and the channel disappears the next day.
1 philtheprince 2016-05-24
I thought the show with Johnny Knoxville and Louis C.K. was pretty good.
I dip in and out. I'll listen to the "good morning how are you talk" and see who is going to be on. Today I dipped out. I used to love Jim Breuer... I'm simply not interested in him singing.
4 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-24
Most of the free entertainment or even paid entertainment sucks
9 jakdak 2016-05-24
Yes, but most of it isn't cringe inducingly infuriating like listening to 10 minutes of O&J.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-24
Well, I still have Sirius subscription, so not much else to listen to in the car.
4 jakdak 2016-05-24
As do I, and I still have the preset configured and hit it occasionally out of force of habit.
But if it isn't a friend of the show I usually can't last longer than 5-10 minutes.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-24
You punch out after 5 or 10 brotherman?
1 jakdak 2016-05-24
Long long ago. The show is now so bad it actually makes me angry.
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-05-24
Audiobooks ya dumby
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-24
I'm not all in with non visual storytelling.
1 karmacompanion 2016-05-24
BOOKRADIO
1 stinkskc 2016-05-24
/u/mayonnaise_monster you mean like this guy?
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-24
If there was something better to listen to on Sirius, I would listen to it.
2 soulstonedomg 2016-05-24
Someone needs to keep us posted.
-2 jakdak 2016-05-24
No, really, they don't.
3 stinkskc 2016-05-24
I wanna know anytime Opie does something stupid
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8 FoetusCorruptus 2016-05-24
This question gets asked every day, is it really so hard to wrap your head around the concept that some of us LIKE to be infuriated?
2 2005chuy 2016-05-24
You're better off buying a YouTube red subscription to listen to clips from the show in the background. It's a better investment than a sxm subscription
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-24
Or just install adblock... I don't know why anyone would pay youtube money every month to stop putting commercials on shit they didn't make.
1 ChrisDstinks 2016-05-24
YouTubeRed allows you to shut off the phone screen and use it like a music app for videos.
1 axeheadroad 2016-05-24
Ah so its a ploy to get you to buy it, pretty smart. I always wondered why they didnt let shut the screen off on youtube
0 [deleted] 2016-05-24
I noticed after I downloaded YouTube Music, my regular YouTube app lets me play stuff with the screen off or while I'm browsing here.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-24
A large portion of us don't sit all day in front of a computer listening to defunct radio shows. It's more of an on-the-go hobby.
1 2005chuy 2016-05-24
I meant specifically for your phone. As far as I know, there's still no app that lets YouTube videos run in the background
1 axeheadroad 2016-05-24
Guy further up says YouTubeRed.
1 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-05-24
You can play with the screen locked by going on youtube in Safari. If you have an iPhone that is.
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1 SlimWiggins 2016-05-24
I've not listened to any of the show in 2 weeks.. There really is so many more better things to listen to that "50+ year old guy talk".
1 Dannyprecise 2016-05-24
It's free to me.
18 Wolosocu 2016-05-24
That's the bit!
10 TacoTrots 2016-05-24
He's always been as dumb as a box of rocks, yet makes more money in a year than most of us will make in three lifetimes.
The world is a completely fucked up place.
9 Binski13 2016-05-24
Is he playing an idiot character? Usually the 2nd or 3rd mics do that. Not the host.
37 pfg-sciple 2016-05-24
OPIE has ALWAYS been anti-knowledge!!! He was TOO COOL to care or UNABLE to be BOTHERED about knowing anything EXCEPT sports and music (TWO subjects that he ALSO knows NOTHING about!!!)
21 Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-05-24
I find it both disturbing and delightful that even when you make an actual non-scorch related comment you still stick to the character.
19 pfg-sciple 2016-05-24
PFG-WRITING is NEVER out of PLACE!!!!!
This isn't SOMETHING anyone can DO!!!
10 TheFatMosque 2016-05-24
I mean it is, but is isn't
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-24
Why the fuck does he do a show in the back of an 18-wheeler?
4 imcrapyall 2016-05-24
tss so the show keeps on truckin' or sumthin
2 zlzl 2016-05-24
Remember iRob?
1 georgie_best 2016-05-24
Caps lock really drives your point home.
1 late_50s_why 2016-05-24
i will say when he doing the euro money L sign thing he was doing a bit
1 Chip--Chipperson 2016-05-24
Hes an innovator
5 JohnnyCashFan69 2016-05-24
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH IS THIS THE ISSUE OF THE DAY HMMMMMMMM???!!!!!
4 TijnTijn 2016-05-24
HE'S AUTISTIC!
2 DaveNone 2016-05-24
How dumb is he?
2 lolercakesmcgee 2016-05-24
Why is he expected to be smart in the first place?
2 aidspiss 2016-05-24
THAAANK YOU!
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1 spicysandwich80 2016-05-24
Opie has aspergers. He has legitimate trouble detecting sarcasm.
0 scarletknight2 2016-05-24
I don't think it would be in the best interest of a funeral home to advertise this if they WERE serious...Only a dummy would think that. Oh, wait
-1 georgie_best 2016-05-24
This sub is so very original.
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21 Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-05-24
I find it both disturbing and delightful that even when you make an actual non-scorch related comment you still stick to the character.
2 zlzl 2016-05-24
Remember iRob?
1 georgie_best 2016-05-24
Caps lock really drives your point home.