I was so happy when Jimmy finally said Opie's cock is less than 5 or 6 inches, like, really mediocre, with phrases like, "no hang."

He's got the Irish Curse.

What's wrong with 6 inches asshole? Doesn't bother me just asking for a friend

It's just harder to fold it over and stuff it in when you can't be bothered to get an erection.

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He said less than!!! We're still OKAY!

A "stack of dimes with a hat" was one of the quotes, I beileve.

"I ain't packing heat but I ain't hurtin the national average either"

-Lenny Clarke

Jim is a homosexual though. Even gay men don't crave big cocks like Jim does.

Jimmy is packing. I saw a pic of his cock once. Don't ask.

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They go to the same gym and he took a "peek" in the shower and changing area.

And you know with Jimmy's queer ass hes not lying

not loying

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thanks

There was a show that I can't find but Opie dared any black guy to come to the studio & he said he would prove he has a larger dick than any of them. I swear this happened. He put out the challenge like he would put out the "baby diaper mustache" challenge before Steve C & Vos conspired against him.

I even remember him at one point saying "I'm starting to get worried - how much are these black guys packing?"

He lost a size-off to a white skateboarder.

I remember a WNEW show way back where he said something like "I could wrap both hands around it easy.... EASY..."

He's a very insecure man, it seems.

Who wraps their hands around their dick? Does he have crepe paper hands?

"I'll buht up $100,000 for Khloe Kardashian to prove she is not OJ Simpson's daughter......peereeuhd."

Peckahs

If you have to say it, it's not true.

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Oh shit I thought it was really you

Chip thinks he has a big peckah as well.

He was pointing to his chest.

Just one of the many things Opie was jealous of Anthony for.

Insecure men with tits and tiny hands are usually packing.

no they aren't

Micropienis

I'm not really into cocks, but small ginger cocks have got to be the worst.

Listened to an old show, he said he didn't want to compare with Ant because he'd lose

His wife told him that his checking account and Bam makes up for what he does not have, so he is ok.

you are mistaken....when OPIE said:

"I DO ALRIGHT FOR MYSELF DOWN THERE"

hes referring how good he "CLEANS UP" after men "deposit" into his wife.....

ya see OPIE has BRESTS......and THEY ARE MILKY. he has a penchant for playing w/ those lovely breasts as strangers CREAMPIE his wife in front of him

.....that spunk doesn't clean itself after all

I caught a glimpse in the bathroom and sorry to burst your bubble but he isn't lying. I'd say it's a good 7". Now go obsess over something else you fucking prick.

On the intern Adam scale thats a REALLY big dick.