The Shumes looking like Nate Newton before the surgery...

1  2016-05-23 by Cletus_From_Brooklyn

43 comments

Is it just me or is Amy a fat disgusting pig?

Nah she's a size 6 dude

Amy Schumer makes a splash in stylish black swimsuit

There is nothing stylish about that swimsuit. It's a fucking basic one-piece.

BREAKING NEWS: Chubby girl wears a one-piece at the beach; has fun with friend and boyfriend. Who fucking cares?

It's a British article. They are the Queens of smug undercutting passive-aggressive headlines. They said the same thing when that pig was paddle boarding. It gives them justification to post shaming pictures.

The Comedy Central star has previously dated comedian Anthony Jeselnik, and WWE star Dolph Ziggler.

I bet Dolph got tired of getting pinned.

That headline... Fuckin eeeeww

She brings back those feelings of cringe whenever I'd see one of my fat aunts in a bathing suit as a child. Your suit ain't revealing, but I still don't want to see that much. It's wrong.

At least she was respectful enough not to wear a bikini again.

She should just wear a 1920s swim dress

Breaking News: Beached Orca spotted on Hawaiian seashore.

"In other news, geological and oceanographic observers found an expected surge is coastal sea levels which increased and tapered off in a period of 30 minutes on Sunday."

Are you implying that her great body mass displaced water in the Pacific Ocean? That's not the kind of humor we go for here.

I believe you mean volume, sir

The actress and the Chicago-based furniture designer took their relationship public in January, and ever since have posted a bevy of cute photos to their social media pages.

She's been in one movie... And she's dating a gay man clearly.

You missed it Amy ya big fat pig.

Giggles: She appeared in great spirits while splashing around with a pal

Who the hell goes to Haiwaii to celebrate their anniv. (even if only 6mo), and brings a 'pal'?

Her man's a chubby chaser.

Is she about a size 14?

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Come on dude, the article very clearly states she is 16.

Legal in uk

So is not brushing your teeth but that doesn't mean you should take advantage of it. Commie fag.

I get the teeth thing.. But how are we commies??? Iv been called that on here before.. I'm being serious, I don't understand the put down

Sometimes I just use it sarcastically because it's a buzzword in American political rhetoric. It's like the "fag" of economic systems.

Ok, doesn't really work as an insult.. It's just confusing..

I didn't say it did you commie fag.

Nice use of our language.. What are you trying to say?

Our language? Americans invented English you stupid commie fag.

He's saying you aren't using correct grammar and punctuation

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calmer than you are

You leave Nate Newton out of this.

What a beta male faggot her boyfriend is. Dude is 29 years old and is dating a frumpy bitch thats pushing 35

I'm waiting for the shoe to drop - I assume it's once he's famous enough to get his own paparazzi and a dancing with the stars gig or something

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Why are you so hateful and judgmental? Happy and mature people don't say things like this. 29 and 35 is probably in the same stage of life. A six year difference is not unusual whatsoever.

haha, the one comment is someone making a fat joke.

Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage? Hooper: Anti-pig cage. Quint: Anti-pig cage. You go inside the cage? [Hooper nods] Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Pig's in the water. Our pig.

Admiral!! There be whales here! Where are we at on those whale jokes?

She is a truly putrid specimen.

Porcine whore.

"You're gonna be at the beach? In a swimsuit? Uh I have to work I'm sorry"- her boyfriend

" black is slimming right? A one piece black won't show my fat"- Amy

"Look how stylish she is in her plain black one piece"- news

I'd like to milk her fat tits as punishment.

Ok, doesn't really work as an insult.. It's just confusing..