It's a British article. They are the Queens of smug undercutting passive-aggressive headlines. They said the same thing when that pig was paddle boarding. It gives them justification to post shaming pictures.
She brings back those feelings of cringe whenever I'd see one of my fat aunts in a bathing suit as a child. Your suit ain't revealing, but I still don't want to see that much. It's wrong.
"In other news, geological and oceanographic observers found an expected surge is coastal sea levels which increased and tapered off in a period of 30 minutes on Sunday."
The actress and the Chicago-based furniture designer took their relationship public in January, and ever since have posted a bevy of cute photos to their social media pages.
She's been in one movie... And she's dating a gay man clearly.
Why are you so hateful and judgmental? Happy and mature people don't say things like this. 29 and 35 is probably in the same stage of life. A six year difference is not unusual whatsoever.
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-pig cage.
Quint: Anti-pig cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Pig's in the water. Our pig.
43 comments
7 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-23
Is it just me or is Amy a fat disgusting pig?
5 bradnasty 2016-05-23
Nah she's a size 6 dude
7 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-05-23
There is nothing stylish about that swimsuit. It's a fucking basic one-piece.
BREAKING NEWS: Chubby girl wears a one-piece at the beach; has fun with friend and boyfriend. Who fucking cares?
1 Wsallgood 2016-05-23
It's a British article. They are the Queens of smug undercutting passive-aggressive headlines. They said the same thing when that pig was paddle boarding. It gives them justification to post shaming pictures.
7 lemskroob 2016-05-23
The Comedy Central star has previously dated comedian Anthony Jeselnik, and WWE star Dolph Ziggler.
I bet Dolph got tired of getting pinned.
6 qdpbog 2016-05-23
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ExGTbnl_dRo/VCCQdWeMjjI/AAAAAAAALrk/jX8ROHREy5c/s1600/clash-of-the-titans_30a.jpg
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-05-23
That headline... Fuckin eeeeww
3 andiswearrrr 2016-05-23
She brings back those feelings of cringe whenever I'd see one of my fat aunts in a bathing suit as a child. Your suit ain't revealing, but I still don't want to see that much. It's wrong.
4 K1bbler 2016-05-23
At least she was respectful enough not to wear a bikini again.
2 Tremendousdread 2016-05-23
She should just wear a 1920s swim dress
3 cumshells 2016-05-23
Breaking News: Beached Orca spotted on Hawaiian seashore.
3 ThrowThrow117 2016-05-23
"In other news, geological and oceanographic observers found an expected surge is coastal sea levels which increased and tapered off in a period of 30 minutes on Sunday."
2 cakehornnigga 2016-05-23
Are you implying that her great body mass displaced water in the Pacific Ocean? That's not the kind of humor we go for here.
3 TheFatMosque 2016-05-23
I believe you mean volume, sir
2 shinkleboutit 2016-05-23
The actress and the Chicago-based furniture designer took their relationship public in January, and ever since have posted a bevy of cute photos to their social media pages.
She's been in one movie... And she's dating a gay man clearly.
2 snowaaaay 2016-05-23
You missed it Amy ya big fat pig.
2 lemskroob 2016-05-23
Giggles: She appeared in great spirits while splashing around with a pal
Who the hell goes to Haiwaii to celebrate their anniv. (even if only 6mo), and brings a 'pal'?
2 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-05-23
Her man's a chubby chaser.
2 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-05-23
Is she about a size 14?
1 WaddleLikeACuck 2016-05-23
For those who require eye bleach
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2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-23
Come on dude, the article very clearly states she is 16.
0 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-05-23
Legal in uk
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-23
So is not brushing your teeth but that doesn't mean you should take advantage of it. Commie fag.
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-05-23
I get the teeth thing.. But how are we commies??? Iv been called that on here before.. I'm being serious, I don't understand the put down
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-23
Sometimes I just use it sarcastically because it's a buzzword in American political rhetoric. It's like the "fag" of economic systems.
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-05-23
Ok, doesn't really work as an insult.. It's just confusing..
-1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-23
I didn't say it did you commie fag.
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-05-23
Nice use of our language.. What are you trying to say?
-1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-23
Our language? Americans invented English you stupid commie fag.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-05-23
He's saying you aren't using correct grammar and punctuation
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-23
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1 TheFatMosque 2016-05-23
calmer than you are
1 TheDannySaint 2016-05-23
You leave Nate Newton out of this.
1 kerosene_pickle 2016-05-23
What a beta male faggot her boyfriend is. Dude is 29 years old and is dating a frumpy bitch thats pushing 35
4 knitro 2016-05-23
I'm waiting for the shoe to drop - I assume it's once he's famous enough to get his own paparazzi and a dancing with the stars gig or something
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-5 raincatchfire 2016-05-23
Why are you so hateful and judgmental? Happy and mature people don't say things like this. 29 and 35 is probably in the same stage of life. A six year difference is not unusual whatsoever.
1 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-23
haha, the one comment is someone making a fat joke.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-05-23
Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage? Hooper: Anti-pig cage. Quint: Anti-pig cage. You go inside the cage? [Hooper nods] Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Pig's in the water. Our pig.
1 DJ_Teddy_Ruxpin 2016-05-23
Admiral!! There be whales here! Where are we at on those whale jokes?
1 ohaikek 2016-05-23
Where was the shariah patrol when we needed them
1 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-05-23
She is a truly putrid specimen.
Porcine whore.
1 Tremendousdread 2016-05-23
"You're gonna be at the beach? In a swimsuit? Uh I have to work I'm sorry"- her boyfriend
" black is slimming right? A one piece black won't show my fat"- Amy
"Look how stylish she is in her plain black one piece"- news
0 BlackieCumia 2016-05-23
I'd like to milk her fat tits as punishment.
1 yakovsdinnertrays 2016-05-23
Ok, doesn't really work as an insult.. It's just confusing..