Stanhope, Attell, Belzer, Garafalo et al.

0  2016-05-23 by F_H_Rileys_MaitreD

Kind of bland, but Stanhope echoes my sentimenta about "middle men" at about 4:10. I despise middle men. They've ruined my industry. I call them Man Pimps and Nigger Wranglers.

19 comments

11  [deleted] 2016-05-23

Thanks for linking to what you're talking about, thus giving context so we can all understand. You fucking idiot.

-4  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

My bad. The link didn't take. I wouldn't equate that with a lack of intelligence, though. Just too lazy to check the post afterwards.

3  [deleted] 2016-05-23

If you forgot to link to what you're making a post about, thus rendering the whole post useless, then yeah, you're a dummy. It's ok tho, I forgive you.

1  FlukemansCloaca 2016-05-23

The link didn't take? This isn't a fucking round of chemo therapy. You didn't bother to copy and paste, don't try to bullshit. You're dumb, get cancer.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

Yeah. You got me dead to rights. It was actually part of my grand conspiracy to raise your blood pressure incrementally and kill you. Get a life, you dumb faggot.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

The state of affairs with an indignant mental defective who is angered by the absence of a link on a messageboard:

http://popkey.co/m/xM8rW-wedding+crashers

You Panera Bread, teat-nursing, homebound, autistic faggot. IRL I'd slap the shit out of you.

1  FlukemansCloaca 2016-05-23

You better watch out, that blood pressure must be rising, boy.

3  pfgposter 2016-05-23

Man Pimps? ahahahahahhahahaha, you're crazy man.

2  Caverlock 2016-05-23

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LPP6zeUUbi4

It's more like 4:03. I can't make the start-at-time thing because I'm on an iPad and I don't feel like learning how to just modify the url.

At least I did more than you did.

1  AngeloMacon 2016-05-23

What's your industry?

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

Security

1  Bibimbap4211 2016-05-23

Which mall?

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

Roosevelt Field. I'm the 5'6" 210 lb guy with the thin arms and the big stomach. The one who lives with his mother.

1  AngeloMacon 2016-05-23

Who is the middle man in that field? Figured whoever needs security just directly calls your company. You saying your company takes too much of a cut to take the phone call and set it up?

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

Who is the middle man in that field? Figured whoever needs security just directly calls your company. You saying your company takes too much of a cut to take the phone call and set it up?

Absolutely. I always make more and am treated far better by direct employers than agencies. These agencies have stagnated the wages and cut out a lot of proprietary employment. If I worked for these Man Pimps, I'd never have any money in the bank or own anything. They like to keep you in perpetual slavery.

1  AngeloMacon 2016-05-23

There isn't like... an Uber or TaskRabbit type of site/app that takes a pretty small cut as middle man?

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-23

Nah. It is these shitty agencies. Usually, the guy in the field gets about 55-60% of what they bill. In nightlife security, the take is less and the rate is a little better. Middle man might just skim 20-40 bucks per man per night. I just work directly for a bar and do a lot better. I used to work during the day for Man Pimps and work as an independent contractor at night, but lately, I've grown tired of the excessive bullshit/demands of the daytime security guys.

1  AngeloMacon 2016-05-23

I have a buddy who sold his private dick agency to Pinkerton and works for them now on the security side. I at least get why specialists like them would take a big cut. You kind of need a middle man to set up a lot of their shit. But yeah, that blows taking a 40% paycut to work some club or whatever.

1  stinkskc 2016-05-23

The Stanhope destroys clip is funny Fuck watching the whole episode though