Appropriate shes's on the "Gargoyle Stage". She has personality for weeks. Weeks of a cliche Lisa Lampinelli rip off.
EDIT: Holy fuck I just actually watched a few minutes of that. That was so much worse than anything I could have imagined and I expected it to be terrible. Wow. What the FUCK is this and how the fuck does it pass as anything worth an audience seeing? She does an illegible song that isnt funny about her tits and pulls one of them out every few seconds even though shes a disgusting pig and no one wants to see them. Its literally like a South Park parody of a bad female comedian.
You plebes wouldn't understand her high-brow post-modernist deconstruction of "comedy" and "entertainment". She strips down comedy to its colonialist roots in order to elucidate the pervasiveness of cis-white male patriarchal hetero-normative beauty standards.
I skipped ahead and apparently she goes into the crowd and does that awful white woman version of a black accent while saying a woman has a real tight pussy.
Bridgett was drunk late at the Hyatt bar at Just for Laughs in Montreal last year, we got to talking she tried to get me and my chick to come up to her room, when we didn't, somehow she and I got into an arm wresting match.
She started strong, but I wore her down and beat her. I raised my arms and screamed "I beat a Girl!" got some high fives and went on my way.
swear to god, I couldnt even skip past most of it to even listen to her comedy. I think she was saying " we're gonna fuck " or whatever a few times into the mic and I had to run.
I find it amusing that her mom told her to be proud, but not to wear some kind of shitty dress that makes her look like Curly Howard and makes her look soggy and downright repulsive.
I take it back: her mom should have told her about that dignity thing.
31 comments
24 NashuaDan 2016-05-22
Believe it or not, she's only a size 6.
8 herpacin 2016-05-22
Circus tents
19 oldchunkofcoal 2016-05-22
Sheeees a pig cunt.
4 MandrakesLeg 2016-05-22
My show is good. Yer a cunt.
16 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-22
Appropriate shes's on the "Gargoyle Stage". She has personality for weeks. Weeks of a cliche Lisa Lampinelli rip off.
EDIT: Holy fuck I just actually watched a few minutes of that. That was so much worse than anything I could have imagined and I expected it to be terrible. Wow. What the FUCK is this and how the fuck does it pass as anything worth an audience seeing? She does an illegible song that isnt funny about her tits and pulls one of them out every few seconds even though shes a disgusting pig and no one wants to see them. Its literally like a South Park parody of a bad female comedian.
19 Foziey 2016-05-22
You're just a civilian. You'll never understand her art
6 cumshells 2016-05-22
You plebes wouldn't understand her high-brow post-modernist deconstruction of "comedy" and "entertainment". She strips down comedy to its colonialist roots in order to elucidate the pervasiveness of cis-white male patriarchal hetero-normative beauty standards.
2 Lobstrich 2016-05-22
I think you mean unintelligible as opposed to illegible, unless she wrote it down in bad handwriting. Peckas.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-22
I honestly thought I wrote unintelligible. Oh well.
3 Lobstrich 2016-05-22
It's ok buddy, we all make mistakes. It's what makes us human :)
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-22
:) !
11 TriangleDimes 2016-05-22
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
8 gizmozyzer 2016-05-22
Poor fellow at 10:45. They're not paying him enough for this shit.
6 SomeLeakage 2016-05-22
I wonder what that smelled like.
2 Lobstrich 2016-05-22
Body odour and crab-sticks.
2 cumshells 2016-05-22
I would guess badly rotten ham.
8 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-22
Imagine the odor hitting that security guard's nose.
6 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-22
shes so brave
1 herpacin 2016-05-22
Auto correct fucked up shes a fat pig?
5 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-05-22
Amy finally found a friend that makes her look ok in comparison.
4 TazStyles 2016-05-22
Most of the comments on YouTube are positive. People claiming she's actually funny and talented.
2 TriangleDimes 2016-05-22
I skipped ahead and apparently she goes into the crowd and does that awful white woman version of a black accent while saying a woman has a real tight pussy.
3 nointernetforyou 2016-05-22
I'd rather fuck Bailey or Sue and they have cocks. That's how disgusting Bridget is.
3 humanmeat 2016-05-22
Bridgett was drunk late at the Hyatt bar at Just for Laughs in Montreal last year, we got to talking she tried to get me and my chick to come up to her room, when we didn't, somehow she and I got into an arm wresting match.
She started strong, but I wore her down and beat her. I raised my arms and screamed "I beat a Girl!" got some high fives and went on my way.
2 davedave8 2016-05-22
"You gotta stand tall and be proud of what your momma gave you!" Fuck yeah!
2 GRIZx 2016-05-22
If I had to describe this she-pig in 2 words it would be "clown meat"
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1 thissiteruinedme 2016-05-22
This along with everything else about them.
1 Opsterino 2016-05-22
swear to god, I couldnt even skip past most of it to even listen to her comedy. I think she was saying " we're gonna fuck " or whatever a few times into the mic and I had to run.
1 CookieHaid 2016-05-22
Blonde Meatloaf
1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-05-22
I find it amusing that her mom told her to be proud, but not to wear some kind of shitty dress that makes her look like Curly Howard and makes her look soggy and downright repulsive.
I take it back: her mom should have told her about that dignity thing.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-22
When she first came out from backstage, I thought she was going to be a dude in drag doing an Amy Schumer impression.
EDIT: I heard someone in the crowd say: "You're a Goddess!" ROFL!
1 thissiteruinedme 2016-05-22
This along with everything else about them.
2 Lobstrich 2016-05-22
Body odour and crab-sticks.
2 cumshells 2016-05-22
I would guess badly rotten ham.