I think it could have been harsher.

When someone nails a situation so precisely it's magical.

Congratulations on coming to school sick and infecting other kids

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Cool story bro

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Missouri...more like Never Miss-ouri...or sumpthin.

im not really good at the Chip thing

It woulda been fine if you were confident, you weakling.

I will throatfuck you

There you go, you've finally grown a pair. And they're all on my chin. :3