Club Soda Kenny protects Jimmy from psychos, but who protects Kenny from Amy Schumer's bullying.
0 2016-05-20 by Ant_Sucks
She's totally taking advantage of the big loveable oaf to provide humor for her show. On last night's episode of her shitty show she basically bullied him into giving her an undeserved compliment.
She asked him what his favorite episode of Sex and the City was, and he replies "None of them. They're just broads runnin' around bein' promiscuous".
This immediately triggered Amy, so she said "You're gonna say that to ME??" . So he quickly went full SchumeyShells said "You're not like them! You got personality".
Amy: "That's right!! We got personality fo' weeks!" Clinks her glass with another fatty.
End of bit. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SHOW IS SO BAD.
Just before that atrocity there was a sketch where she and 3 other women talk about how it's so long since they've had sex their pussies have dried up. Then they all take turns describing how dry and barren their pussies are. That's the bit.
5 comments
16 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-05-20
Stop watching the show. Jesus Christ, dude....
7 [deleted] 2016-05-20
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7 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-20
So I shouldn't have bought every item advertised during the commercial break?
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-3 panjshirlion 2016-05-20
The show is trash, but Metzger is an objectively good comedian.
3 bellboy1973 2016-05-20
It's like they're just patting themselves on their back (or back folds since its Amy). Lazy writing and lazy jokes. Yawn.
2 darklydreamingdayln 2016-05-20
So Kenny features more on Big Amy's show than Jimmy does?