"Sicilian Vampire" sounds like a crappy SyFy movie.

0  2016-05-20 by [deleted]

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And Sicilian Vampire is exactly the title they'd give it.

"Muzzie-Wop Bloodsucker"

Dinosaur Forest

It sounds worse than that.

Except it would be called Mafia Vampire.

Coza Nostra Nosferatu

Count Wopula

From Dusk 'Til Dawn Comes Over to Do My Laundry

States Evidence Interview With a Vampire

Coming soon to HBO:

A genius sports bookie with fangs as sharp as his mind...

He sleeps during the day and makes money for the mob at night...

But he himself can never be made because he has...

Jew Blood

"You try to go behind my back and sink your teeth into my neck? You undead mudder-fucker, you!"

Starring Anna Paquin as The Girl You're Supposed to Think Is Hot For Some Reason

It's basically the only advertiser Anthony has now

Punch Basement

Pretty sure that's all it was ever intended to be.

More like a skinemax porno

"Muzzie-Wop Bloodsucker"