Lynsi was smart. She knew Bam and the other Jackass guys that weren't already in relationships wouldn't want to settle down and provide financial stability for her so she set her sights on someone in her league and went after a radio guy 20 years older than her who had no people skills and did nothing but sit at home all day and night. Opie was easy pickings for her. She listened to the show so she knew how to stroke his ego and suck up to him. Knew what his weaknesses were and played to them. Probably told him he was the real reason for the O&A show being successful and he was so handsome and just so strong. So she got a millionaire and a nice apartment and money and all she has to do is throw Opie a fuck now and then and tell him how incredible he is. And in her abundant free time she can slip back and fuck Bam and the others.

She was very smart to hunt within her weight class. She didn't try and land Johnny Knoxville because he was popular in Hollywood, if Stern had been single she'd have been way outclassed by him and she didn't go for Anthony because she knew he'd be easy to control for a few years but eventually get bored of her. So she latched onto old Gregg "I been doing this for 20 years, grew up poor, coulda been a model, bundle of insecurities" Hughes.

The morning after the honeymoon she walked out of the hotel and her pussy expanded back to its regular size

Lynsi Soze

so in conclusion: opie is reprehensible, yet women are still worse.

Opie is a woman.

this was not only accurate but incredibly amusing.

Gregg "sniff" Hughes.

A burp and a sniff to his wife lol

I just find it funny that most of us might've forgotten about this or never even know if Opie didn't bring it up on air. You think if he was involved in a sextape he would bring it up?

Thanks for the burp into the mic you shock jock... hoo hoo.

Anthony's quips, which start the fight were pretty funny.

But listen to Anthony snicker (starts at 9:30) when Opie refutes the claim that he called Chauncey Hayden to correct him and say that Opie was the true inventor of W.O.W., not both of them, as Anthony previously claimed.

In retrospect, I'd wager that Anthony's laugh isn't at the ridiculousness of the accusation, but that it's quite likely true.

Was his ringtone for her a cow mooing? Nice.

I thought it was Terry Schiavo's moaning.

Actually that does make more sense! Fuck me runnin'.

Ironically, his ringtone is Ben Sparks snoring (the very man who leaked this sex tape)

Audio: https://youtu.be/4G6p22imCwQ?t=6m40s

I like 'dis Lynsi broad

So did Johny Knoxville and co.

They even let Wee Man hit it.

RIP

? He's not dead

Midgets are immortal.

Kid Rock's old band-mate Joe-C might disagree.

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No he wasn't.

Joe C had some rare form of child cancer that kept him as a kid or something. He was more of a little person than a midget.

you're right. im thinking of ryan dunn

He also hit it: http://media.nbcbayarea.com/images/RyanDunn+Crash+2+Eric+Lewis.jpg

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He's still inside of her.

Nothing wrong with punching and throwing shit when you're alone but this faggot knew he was on the air. One of the most douche cringey things I've heard him do. What a little fucking baby demanding attention in the most infantile way you can do it.

But he wanted a moment

" I DONT WANNA KEEP THIS LOIGHT!"

I just had to google the guy who wrote that article - Chauncé Hayden, lol. What a fucking name.

http://chaunce.8m.com/

Apparently he was also subpoenaed to appear before the Securities and Exchanges Commission to explain some of his trading activity around the time Stern moved to Sirius.

Him and Stern were pretty tight, if I remember correctly.

If having that faggot on to do gossip stories while mocking his hair plugs is tight, then yeah, real tight.

Ha, oh that's right. I need to find audio of that again.

"It's not fun right now, Anthony!" The whole clip is worth a listen. "I want to have a moment here! THIS IS A REAL MOMENT!"

What terrible fucking radio. There's about a minute of almost dead air with just sounds of being getting up from chairs, breathing, swallowing, and sniffing, nobody talks until Ant goes "what time is it?"

sighs sniffs burps breathes out loudly drops headphones on desk loudly and leaves without saying anything

classic opie the destroyer, i love it.

Can someone with good headphones tell what she said?

Opie: Great, more crying.

So he was trying to play it off over the air like Lynsi was in hysterics? Sounds to me like she was, at most, irritated by the whole thing. It was Tits all along who was insecure and freaking out about it - probably because he more than anybody else actually believed the story was true.

Haha yeah she basically sounds like "Jesus dude calm down". Reminds me of when Ant on one of the Greggshells episodes was like "I've never talked shit about her, she kicks ass and holy shit she has to be a saint to deal with that"

I thought he was taking shots at her, he said something like that girl never did anything wrong, she must be a saint

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Aweeeee Lyns wouldn't let Opie think he's an A-List tabloid celebrity anymore 😢😢😢😢😢

I think she said "shut up" instead of stop

More like Opie was gonna do some more crying, judging by latter precedent.

"Shut up"

"You can come back here and SHUT UP..."

I actually hurt myself laughing at that the first time i heard it. "JERK STORE!"

"Whinin, and cryin, and pitchin a fit - GET OOOVERRRR IT! "

This makes me want to brand that faggot "heartagram" on his ever protruding forehead

Wasn't there a version with a penis that Bam branded on his ass? Would probably be more fitting.

• belch

• wheeze

• fake cough

Opie really needed Anthony at that moment

oh shit

She was getting too wet thinking about that deep dicking and Bam was at a skateboard contest and couldn't come to Manhattan.

Couldent CUM too Manhattin tss dis guy's fawkin good.

I reckon Tits' wife used to like men but moved to lesbo when she first got to suck at Opie's generous teat.

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Goddamn is that song gay.