He looks like a opioid addicted Benjamin Franklin.

lol'd

young Artie

An actual picture of Artie was the last thing I expected

Looks like Bob Kelly.

Looks like Johnny Brennan in the Jerky Boys movie.

That's actually not so bad by Artie standards. I just feel bad that his career has fallen down so far that he's doing the Anthony Cumia Show.

He's finally catching up to his liver's age.

It's pretty crazy that Artie is still in is 40s. He looks like he's in his late 60s.

Well I think he did drugs at some point

I think he might have, once or twice, done some drugs. I heard the same thing about Duff McKagan and he doesn't look like a floater pulled out of the East River.

I don't think Duff ate nearly as many Devil Dogs and Hawaiian Punch as Artie.

I guess that's what happens when you somehow manage to be morbidly obese and a heroin addict at the same time.

He look chipper to me, but I would advise dropping off that haircut in the year 1979.

He look chipper to me

Whassat?

He's just one of the few "non-civilians" who doesn't:

Wear makeup/ Dye his hair/ Get fake teeth/veneers/ Get hair plugs/ Get various other plastic surgery

He looks his age for an overweight junky.

all he really needs is a mma t shirt to look tough

He probably should though, and be healthier

Question: Will Artie outlive compound media?

And he sounds even worse. That fucking laugh, good god man... enough.

Getting sober bought him a decade but now he needs to focus in on his diet, and if he's still smoking stop soon or he won't live long. Then again Lady Di is still kicking so who fucking knows anymore.

Well, you know what they say about sea air being healthy.

what about that ronny huh

Ant's looking surprisingly healthy.

[deleted]

Forced temporal sobriety will do that to you.

I don't know what temporal means but yes.

I'm a dunce, I meant temporary

I thought I was the dumb one for a second, but it's comforting to know that it was you.

It means time, time for deez

Deez what, exactly?

I give em 5 months

I give him 6 months to a year. He don't look good at all

Let me guess - Ant is doing his Dice Impression. LOL That one never gets old,

Or better.

I always loved Artie on Stern and he's a great guest on other shows. I don't care much for his stand-up and acting, but he is a top shelf broadcaster. The fact that he woke up this morning and decided to go with that hoodie just makes me love the guy even more.

Joey Buttafuoco in studio.

Are they both talking about taking recovery seriously?

If any seriously is talking about recovery all the time after being sober a month or so that's annoying save that shit for your anonymous meetings

oh literal Bob

Things that aren't surprising?

Women complaining about room temperature.

OK you...

He was hilarious on today's episode. Ant still really has no idea how to host a show and be entertaining though. Always thinking about what question he's gonna ask next to keep the conversation going rather than naturally contributing anything.

He's got that fat guy thing where his face looks like it drawn on a bag of yoghurt

MY god he looks almost as old and tranthiny here

Scary Perry?

By Artie standards, this is Robert Redford-esque.

[deleted]

That looks like someone playing the role of an 82 year old artie lange

[deleted]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/0/08/Frank_Retires_(promo).png/revision/latest?cb=20150215184838

Didn't Colin drag this guy to rehab once?

looks like a shaved and hatless ayatollah khomeini

Good get Anthony how did he get an interview with former president James Buchanan http://www.lancasterhistory.org/images/stories/wheatland/lovestory/James_Buchanan.jpg

How do you appear in a picture with Anthony Cumia and look worse?

Heroin and whiskey by the truckload.

what the fucking fuck? Is he legitimately dying?

Artie's set at the Patrice Benefit was possibly the worst comedy ever spewed out of a pair of rubbery lips

Ant looks worse. Maybe not like he's going to die as soon but as far as overall terribleness. He looks exactly like frankenstein with his dumb new haircut, I dont get why he doesnt just give up on hair. It's obviously not for him. He looks like how a cigar smells. WHY DOES HE DO THIS ON CAMERA!?

I agree that he looked best in his Half-life 2 hat.

And make sure that Coke can full of Jameson’s is prominently displayed in the shot!

He looks just like Ronnie.

There are some similarities.

I always wondered what Bill Murray with a heroin addiction would look like.

He's starting to look like DiPaolo.