Patrice doesn't believe Opie grew up Poor (Opie's lies are obvious to everyone and are really cringeworthy in this)

15  2016-05-18 by tyrannosaurus_wrekt

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Opie thinks have a cheapskate upper middle class family equals poverty.

Patrice laughed in his face as he should have.

That pretty much covered why I fucking hate Opie so much. He's literally sitting next to someone from the ghetto and trying to SERIOUSLY convince him that he was poor because he didn't have name brand shit.

Everything he says that would point to how poor he is doesn't. He had a good school district and lived near a golf course where he made enough money to pay for college.

"We ate our lunch out of cement bags...once"

Probably because his mother forgot to grab regular bags at the store. Also the fact the he remembered it happening only once means that it was such a bizarre occurrence for something trivial.

Listen, Op, we don't give a shit you grew up in a well off family. Good for you. Just don't be a queer and try and convince people that you had it rough.

While I'm thinking about it, who the fuck complains that you had to bring lunch in a cement bag? At least you had a lunch.

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"They don't believe I'm poor, better call powdered milk gross!"

I like how when Patrice called him out, Opie described how powdered-milk was prepared...obfuscation.

maybe we can make opie die of a stroke if we all will it to happen at the same time

I'm sure he really did have Patrice's 90 in white years line on the tip of his tongue, what an ass he is and was.

I love opies defence. Its essentially...

"I dont believe you"

"No the listeners have heard this for years"

See? Its true because ive been lying about it for so long

Why are you deleted?

He deleted his account but his comments stayed. The only way for comments to leave is deleting them yourself (individually) or having them removed by a mod.

Yeah I figured he deleted his account but why? It's always ponderous to me when I see a valid and rational comment from a user that has decided they need to delete their account STAT!

Philly Crew got to him.

And when he was really poor he would Caddy at a nearby Golf course. Cos every ghetto has a Golf club close by.

How about a Fresca?

I grew up in Brentwood, NY and there's a public country club in town which is very odd because Brentwood, if you're not aware, has a high concentration of poor people, illegal immigrants, and other minority groups. Actually, there are so many minorities that most recently, a white HS kid is suing the school district for not doing enough to stop his harassment at the hands of all the other kids in the school.

Birthdays were Opie's worst days. Now he sips grapefruit beer when he's thirst-ay.

I love how Ant immediately jumps in with, "Yeah, from the slums of Centerport." You can tell he'd been sick of hearing Opie cry poverty and couldn't wait for someone like Patrice to call him on it.

why the fuck do people think having a poor upbringing makes them more intriguing?

In his case because he hated looking like Anthony was the relateable working class guy and he was the college graduate who went straight into an easy life of radio. Anthony could tell all the working in attics in 100 degree weather or having to install stuff during snow storms stories. Opie's tough day story is when some jocks would ask him to go pick up their lunch while they were on air and he thought it was beneath him. He hated that their audience could relate much more to Ant's life than his.

Maybe your right but opies story of being a middle class kid who became a millionaire shock jock is still impressive the cunt does not need to add a bunch of fucking bullshit lies to it

It's mostly true that you have to be pretty tough to come out of a legitimate ghetto where showing any signs of weakness makes you the mark that everyone robs as soon as you step outside. There's always going to be Deebo's in those places. I guess there are dopes who bank on people making an association between that and a place that's just poor but not particularly dangerous. Dummy's story doesn't even have that going for it.

This is so unbelievably embarrassing to listen to

I like how he says he used a cement bag "once". His mom probably just ran out of lunch bags until later that night. Poor darling.

And how for easily a decade he heavily implied it was often. Someone must have finally told him it was too retarded for anyone to believe.

Using a cement bag for lunch is pretty hilariously ghetto

Real ghetto kids don't get "bagged lunches" and would beat the fuck out of Opie and steal his cement-bag lunch without a second thought.

Even ghetto kids would laugh at a cement bag lunch bag.

The other day Dopie said everytime one of their dogs died, they'd get a new puppy the next day. Poor as hell!

If I were a dog in that household Id wish for death every day.

Dear god.

22:30

"Ya gotta Wii yet?"

laughs

laughs again

laughingly: "Nuthin'? That was pretty good."

There is no way he is not medically retarded.

ME: tssss....yeah....I wuz crackin evrybody up

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Is this the one where Greg bitches about how gross powdered milk is and Patrice informs him he used to use fucking water?

Opie is a clown

"I took my lunch to school in a cement bag........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................once."

Opie actually uses getting a car that was 20 years old as an example of how poor he was. !

Couldn't he just relate to Patrice as a guy who had a fucked up grill like him?

HE COULDA BEEN A MODEL!

He is so married to this lie that he had to justify it by saying he got a used car in 12th grade.

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Water trumps powdered milk. *Edit - I just decided I'm gonna change my name to Water. Fuck you, dad!

Look at the hood where Opie grew up. Must've been scary living here. http://tinyurl.com/CenterportSlums