hahahaha why were you even watching a how to video on picking up girls in a bar? Just get drunk enough so you can talk to them but not so drunk that you make them uncomfortable it's not rocket science. Also, never tell a girl her eyes are like blueberries or reach for her face...you're a fucking stranger to them.
"Dey don't need 'magination no more! Dey make tablets that can wipe out their memories. It's a miracle of science. You gotta just talk to the parents. "He was standin' with me in my kitchen when I was cleanin' out a pantry and this old bottle of BBQ sauce exploded and some of it got on the back of his John Cena PJ's." Suuuuuure."
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5 Perdita101 2016-05-18
"Ya dropped a blueburry in ya undahware, here lemme get it foi ya."
2 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-05-18
sssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 KingOfAllTrolls 2016-05-18
I sure hope someone helped that poor blind kid shave the rest of his face later that day
1 TheFatMosque 2016-05-18
the ol' Stevie Ray Vaughn look. glad someone's giving credit.
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-05-18
hahahaha why were you even watching a how to video on picking up girls in a bar? Just get drunk enough so you can talk to them but not so drunk that you make them uncomfortable it's not rocket science. Also, never tell a girl her eyes are like blueberries or reach for her face...you're a fucking stranger to them.
3 paulrnelson 2016-05-18
I found it from this video
Why would i be looking for advice on picking up women if I never go outside in the first place?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-18
"Dey don't need 'magination no more! Dey make tablets that can wipe out their memories. It's a miracle of science. You gotta just talk to the parents. "He was standin' with me in my kitchen when I was cleanin' out a pantry and this old bottle of BBQ sauce exploded and some of it got on the back of his John Cena PJ's." Suuuuuure."
1 TheFatMosque 2016-05-18
I just wonder what the look on his face is after he finishes shaving around his little beard thing there. "dude, you fucking did it"
1 kirk_peppermint 2016-05-18
I hope this Faggot is in prison somewhere
1 TheFatMosque 2016-05-18
the ol' Stevie Ray Vaughn look. glad someone's giving credit.