Other: Be funny again.

Jk, that's too crazy.

I know it's generally quite rare to get upvotes when using this statement on the internet, but he's absolutely going to fuck a kid.

Prison, gay scandal, OD. All at the same time.

He's definitely the kind of guy who would rather kill himself than be blue collar again.

Hopefully it's suicide

Not suicide but he will accidentally kill himself. Probably get all hopped up on xanax and bud and he'll be found floating face down in the pool the next day.

I didn't see a spot on there for All Of The Above. That's the one I pick.

Whatever the fuck he wants. Just like Bam.

He'll be forced to return to air conditioning repair and commit suicide.

Hahahahah. So I was browsing /r/TrueCel to make fun of the losers there, and lo and behold I found your creepy little thread.

You are truly what the rest of us jokingly stereotype other O&A fans as.