In the wake of all the recent Bonfire heat, I'm suspicious about my Algonquin Round Table level, brillaint and hilarious "Bonfire Challenge" post being downvoted to oblivion 3 days ago...

0  2016-05-17 by beeseesee

The Bonfire Challenge:

Can anyone make it through the entire final break of The Bonfire #76?

https://youtu.be/WY5JkmCFqZQ?t=4596

Description:

Did you listen to the first hour and 15 minutes of the latest episode of The Bonfire and think to yourself "Thank God there is apparently no one in Jay Oakerson's personal or professional life who can suggest to him that, perhaps, nobody wants to hear him tell endless gross, made-up sex stories with total disregard for his listening audience!

I just wish that he would tell more sex stories for another half-hour straight without anyone thinking about changing the topic!"

Well I've got good news and better news for you!

The good news: He does!

The better news: He is joined by fellow repulsive sex fabulist Rich Vos for 30 solid minutes of almost-unlistenable broadcasting!

The level of lying and exaggerating about sexual exploits going on during this break is somewhere between 5th graders at a school lunch table insisting to each other that they totally know how to do sex and have definitely done it many times and a randomly selected episode of Tuesdays with Stories.

If these tales of sexual conquest are to be believed, then we can surmise that early 1970's Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty have time traveled to the present day and have taken the form of a fat guy who appears to be involved in dangerous jort length brinksmanship with Kevin Smith and a definitely-not-washed-up standup who recently cited a 14 year old, single appearance on Def Comedy Jam as his third credit while promoting a gig at a Northern Pennsylvania Ramada Hotel.

Also, Soder is funny and seems like a good dude.

7 comments

strike two

"brillaint" isn't good for you?

Let me clear up your suspicions. It was down-voted because it was a shitty post for only a mediocre clip that wasn't noteworthy in any way.

I don't understand any of this. I'm going back to bed.

Can I join?

I'm hungry

worst Vos plug ever - you didn't even give the date or the address of the specific Ramada.