People Big Jay Looks Like
51 2016-05-17 by bonniesretardsister
The fat guy from N'Sync: http://www.theblacklistnyc.com/imgs/Big-Jay-Oakerson.jpg
Fat Scott Stapp: http://i.imgur.com/VozuiSK.jpg
Fat Charlie Sheen: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1qLROUf2lkk/maxresdefault.jpg
The fat guy from Lost: http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/comedy_central/shows/s/StandUp/big_jay_oakerson_281x211.jpg
Skinny next to the fat fuck from ICP: http://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/cvb-600x327.jpg
61 comments
89 DipsomaniacDawg 2016-05-17
Colin Quinn said he looked like "a gamestop employee"
11 Xtaline 2016-05-17
Colin is just so fucking laser, pinpoint accurate with his slams.
51 OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-05-17
85% of users of this sub
59 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-17
He's not that fat.
15 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-17
He's far more handsome too.
:(
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-17
At least most of us don't wear cut off gloves everyday.
11 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-17
Speak for yourself.
5 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-17
At least most of me doesn't wear cut off gloves everyday.
2 freshmozz 2016-05-17
I love that you're getting hated on by the cut-off glove brigade.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-17
Good boy.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-05-17
I actually own a pair. I use them for paintball though.
3 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-17
Haha you play paintball
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-05-17
There isn't a legal way to run around in the forest shooting white goo on preteen boys otherwise.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-17
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36 Binski13 2016-05-17
Every fat goth kid in the early-mid 2000s
11 I-take-beast-shits 2016-05-17
Specific examples provided - http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/a1c943c714d0e38a50029da7f718d213/http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff247/tehukera/1188781901605.jpg
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1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-05-17
Holy fuck. I'm glad I was a somewhat normal individual.
29 WalterNitty 2016-05-17
Chaz Bono
22 LevStrauss 2016-05-17
Chumlee
21 PaneraBreadBowl 2016-05-17
a guy watching tv at a vape shop
20 SlimWiggins 2016-05-17
He looks like a guy that would apply for government benefits because his step-uncle told him he is 1/16th Cherokee Indian
16 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-05-17
A roadie for Nickelback
15 SlimWiggins 2016-05-17
He looks like a guy that would cry if his step-children didn't call him "Dad".
2 OpiesTrainingBra 2016-05-17
This one is amazing
14 bbjon113 2016-05-17
Dark haired Gay Fieri.
14 SlimWiggins 2016-05-17
He looks like a guy that can name at least 5 different professional Monster Truck drivers.
12 Individually_Placed 2016-05-17
An Oakland Raider's fan.
10 [deleted] 2016-05-17
he looks to me like an insecure fat man, who plucks his eyebrows, gels and primps his hair, trims his billygoat goatee, makes sure all his piercings are in, Dice gloves are on and he has a cool, non-nonchalant look on his face. THEN tries to be cool and tough looking like that...... FAT JAY OAKERSON I HATE YOU AND YOUR CALCULATED "IMAGE"
10 DoncoEnt 2016-05-17
He looks like the type of guy that collects shurikens.
9 suchanjv 2016-05-17
An insecure man who is constantly trying to recapture his youth by following the trends of the "cool" kids.
Or
Someone so "metal" that's never been in a mosh pit before.
21 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-17
I hate mosh pits. I've never understood the purpose of them. I pay money to watch the bands I like. I don't want sweaty dudes bumping into me the entire night.
9 knitro 2016-05-17
Its like contact sports for those too nonathletic to make JV football.
9 MaskedUploader 2016-05-17
a faggot
8 SlimWiggins 2016-05-17
He looks like a guy that keeps track of his Church softball stats
8 RamonFrunkis 2016-05-17
A slightly sweatier Oliver Platt
Fat Jon Favreau in PCU
Fat Kalibak
Comic Book Guy
Smash Mouth
1 yeeerrrp 2016-05-17
Holy shit, I don't remember that dudes pencil thin chinstrap hahahah
8 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-05-17
A member of Coheed and Cambria.
8 Guybroman 2016-05-17
He looks like he runs a slipknot fan site
6 [deleted] 2016-05-17
A keg delivery guy.
3 CamMoses 2016-05-17
Hahahaha at fat Charlie Sheen , looks like a bad gay soft core porn shot
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-05-17
He dresses like Fred durst in 1998
2 Come_Honor_Cheeks 2016-05-17
To me, he has the physical presence and clothing sensibility of Sweetums from the Muppets
2 panjshirlion 2016-05-17
A year ago, Big Jay was untouchably beloved around here. When will this place turn on Colin?
1 cabaretcabaret 2016-05-17
When Colin builds his career on impersonating other comics doing dick jokes
2 NASAtard 2016-05-17
I think the better question is people who still wear fingerless gloves that arent patients of a mental ward or homeless.
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-17
A fat slob from New Jersey with gay gloves
2 callmesnake13 2016-05-17
A guy who stands around in public with his pet python.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2016-05-17
One of my balls- The bigger one
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-05-17
Swollen Patton Oswald
1 RacksDiciprine 2016-05-17
Rosie O'Donnell
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1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-05-17
A mass of lard with the insecurity level of the fat girl eating it.
1 throwmpaway209 2016-05-17
bloodsport trucker guy
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1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-05-17
This post rules
1 satsamsit 2016-05-17
Kevin Owens https://blog-blogmediainc.netdna-ssl.com/upload/SportsBlogcom/2028457/0267150001433429453_filepicker.jpg
1 beeseesee 2016-05-17
From the waist down: Kevin Smith
From the waist up: A totally awesome dude who is rockin' non-stop threesomes as hard as he is rockin' smirks in publicity photos
1 Schmo_-_Hawk 2016-05-17
Let's not forget our own Chris "Peppy Ham" Pepper Stanley Hamburger Hicks Stanley.
1 boredgeologist 2016-05-17
low rent andrew dice clay
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4 EastSideDan 2016-05-17
junkie's usually aren't that fat.
Artie Lange being the exception to the rule.
-1 PepsiMax420 2016-05-17
I'm Big Jay I kind of do crossfit and I'm really insecure, yuck, such a hacky fatguy
6 Anarox 2016-05-17
hacky? stfu nigga
6 Xtaline 2016-05-17
You can find him unfunny, I disagree, but he's not even close to being a hack.
2 19headaches 2016-05-17
This is just a good natured ribbing, sir. Take your vitriol elsewhere.
21 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-17
I hate mosh pits. I've never understood the purpose of them. I pay money to watch the bands I like. I don't want sweaty dudes bumping into me the entire night.
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4 EastSideDan 2016-05-17
junkie's usually aren't that fat.
Artie Lange being the exception to the rule.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-05-17
Holy fuck. I'm glad I was a somewhat normal individual.