Master Po said his Grandmaster is a legend in "Shotacon"

0  2016-05-17 by bruppa

He says he's trained in "shotacon, a form of Japanese art- a Japanese Martial art.."

Here's the result you get if you look up Shotacon

Uss..

15 comments

5  [deleted] 2016-05-17

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotokan

"Not to be confused with Shotacon."

7  RacistPigeon 2016-05-17

Thanks, saved me smugly smashing OP for being less intelligent than Po.

2  BigGreenYamo 2016-05-17

Smash away.

4  EttPsykfall 2016-05-17

Jimmy was probably involved with a shotacon grandmaster in his early youth.

8  [deleted] 2016-05-17

Suuure just call me senpai paul... i gotta check the pressure points...show you the ancient secret of "the five finger fun fist"

1  bbjon113 2016-05-17

shatupon grandmaster

3  Binski13 2016-05-17

Master Poe plays Ryu or Ken in Street Fighter and now claims he has a master Shotocan student.

2  drsteve103 2016-05-17

He didn't even say "Os!" right. It's a contraction of "Ohayo Gozaimasu" and the way he said it made it obvious he didn't know where it came from.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-17

My piles are itchy and bloody Dr Steve; what should I do?

1  drsteve103 2016-05-17

See a proctologist pal

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-17

Thanks Dr Steve.

😚

1  Ant_Sucks 2016-05-17

I did Shotokan as a child. It's very popular with children as you can progress through many belts just by knowing the katas well and it makes you feel like a badass karate kid. It's a bit like learning to dance; you never actually have to fight anyone. Apart from the instructors there were hardly any adults in my classes.

1  PjortSkowyrski 2016-05-17

I wonder who would win a fight: Master Po(shotakon) or Joe Rogan(gachimuchi)

2  TheDarkFezRises 2016-05-17

I gotta go with Po just for the fact that he's a fully grown man.

1  DaveNone 2016-05-17

I think Club Soda Kenny (Retardakunuchi) would wreck them both.