Amongst the shining shimmering stars One did fall from the sky, It hit the ground, with a giant pound, And screamed Peckaaassss!.

This star was unique, But mislabeled a freak A man of whit and honour.

His dubious claims of fame, Were mocked and shamed, They painted him as a grubby virgin.

But boy he did prove, When it comes to vaginas he is shrewed, He double gunned the shit out of fish caves!.

Hes not a moron, Rather you are a less off, That fact is now widely noted.

So this star wins it all, Erock is heading for a fall, Opie has tits and ants a biracial addict!.

Chip lands on top, Lamar lays on his ma and flops, And so it ended as it should have.

So the prophecy is done, The ride was wild and fun, So you all have a merry PECKAS ever after!.