We were gonna elope.

0  2016-05-13 by [deleted]

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Like Rhammyo an' Juliette.

Holy shit! He actually is 57-years-young.

Lie to the judge fa la la la la

POLICE ARE ALWAYS RUINING THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Authorities issued the call to check remote areas or campgrounds based on surveillance video showing Simpson stocking up on items from an area Wal-Mart including a bikini, two tubes of colored lip gloss, nail polish, an outdoor chair and a child's nightgown.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING YOUR HONEYMOON AT A CAMPGROUND WITH FOREPLAY ITEMS BOUGHT AT WALMART! NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE A ROCKEFELLER!!!

He was tryna make her pretty for their wedding day. He was just lookin out for her. She was gettin to be an old maid.

Somethin old, somethin new, somethin borrowed, somethin blew...

There was a misundastandin'.

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Because we live in a patriarchal society. Luckily there's a new day coming, thanks to Amy Schumer.

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