Opies Aroma Therapy

46  2016-05-12 by GRIZx

Yesturday Big Fat Bob Kelly was joking about drinking tea and aroma therapy when Tits drops a bomb that "He enjoys Aroma Therapy especially dabbing orange and lavender essence on a cotton ball then he rubs it on his pillow"

What happened to these shitheads, they are truly unrelatable, untalented faggots.

53 comments

45  imthatsingleminded 2016-05-12

*sniff*

-13  SKARx317 2016-05-12

I dont think this got the upvotes it deserved

12  thrillated 2016-05-12

It's been an hour you fucking creep.

21  SKARx317 2016-05-12

Thats my point, you fucks live here

36  Binski13 2016-05-12

I sleep with a pillow I've had for years covered in black mold which no doubt is giving me some weird form of legionnaires disease...I wish I was kidding

19  cakehornnigga 2016-05-12

You can get a pillow for like 3 bucks at Walmart. What the fuck, dawg?

12  Binski13 2016-05-12

They aren't comfy enough and my Panera isn't paying as well as they used too

8  TriangleDimes 2016-05-12

Panera rewards leaders.

5  thrillated 2016-05-12

Represent!

2  guitardude1201 2016-05-12

Pillows are for closers.

4  TARE_ME 2016-05-12

You should do an Indigogo... for $25,000.

3  Binski13 2016-05-12

I did it closed in at $12,000. I'm still working out the perks and the logistics of it all.

-4  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-12

No. Now somebody gold /u/I_Hate_Knickers please.

7  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-12

🙄

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-12

😋

1  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-12

fawwk yeah knickers it finally happened

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-12

😗

12  DaveNone 2016-05-12

Fill a washing machine up, pour in a 1/4 to a 1/2 cup of bleach, toss that plague pillow in and let it soak for about 6 hours and then dump in some laundry detergent and run it through a wash cycle and then 2 more cycles with just water. Toss it into a dryer with about 25 dryer sheets on the hottest temperature. Then put a zip up plastic pillow case on it and put 3 regular pillow cases over that and you're set.

And work harder at Panera to earn some overtime, save up and buy a goose down pillow!!!

8  Binski13 2016-05-12

And they say this sub is worthless

17  majin_babidi 2016-05-12

You won't do it anyway, you filthy fuck.

7  Binski13 2016-05-12

You know me so well

2  WiretapStudios 2016-05-12

this sub is worthless

2  Binski13 2016-05-12

You're/I'm not wrong

5  TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-12

Do you really think us Panera employees live in housing with washing machines?

4  CheetahHeels 2016-05-12

I just fucking laughed my ass off at this. Hahaha holy shit dude go buy a new pillow

8  Binski13 2016-05-12

I could go to mypillow.com and use promo code opie but I'd rather not give old titties any revenue

5  TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-12

Buy a latex pillow. They keep cooler than regular pillows and provide more support.

1  Binski13 2016-05-12

And people were saying this sub isn't supportive

8  TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-12

You can also use it as a makeshift pussy

4  TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-05-12

Ew dude if you're that bad off I'll just buy you one from Walmart and have them ship it to you. Wtf.

Do you never have women over?

3  Binski13 2016-05-12

You know what reddit we're on right?

3  michaeIcolestie 2016-05-12

Yellow pillows is where its at.

3  chippersan 2016-05-12

My pillow I use woot a case has turned brown from all he oils on my hair over the years, and no I'm not black.. Just a greaseball Italian

And yea, the moors

1  Binski13 2016-05-12

Don't fret you have many many more good years with er trust me!

2  Mud- 2016-05-12

Why?

2  Nulltor 2016-05-12

Bleach it. Or die horribly. I'm not gonna tell you what to do.

3  Binski13 2016-05-12

That's why you the man

1  [deleted] 2016-05-12

[deleted]

1  DerpSherpa 2016-05-12

Every year like clockwork I throw away my pillows and buy new, fancy ones. Even when I was poor I did that, but lesser priced ones.

12  NihilistKnight 2016-05-12

Apparently huffing your own shit is called aroma therapy now.

10  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-12

Hughes Brand Jenkem uses only the finest hammers in it's production.

0  bbjon113 2016-05-12

Right, that lavender is really going to help if his week old poo nails are anywhere near his face while he sleeps. Whatever, wish his wife would help him take EXTRA long pulls off that scent until he stopped.

11  urfaceisa 2016-05-12

Opie's wife was probably like "honey, we've got to do something about the smell of male menopause and your constant nervous diarrhea" and self-absorbed Opie was all"good idea, I will absolutely do something about it".

7  GRIZx 2016-05-12

I wish she would replace opies Aroma therapy oils with kerosene

1  SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-05-12

smell of male menopause

Eww

10  Bibimbap4211 2016-05-12

Old school Jimmy would've dropped one of his gassers during that story.

6  DeafandMutePenguin 2016-05-12

That area underneath the tits will pick up a scent if not cleaned frequently

4  GRIZx 2016-05-12

Worse than his food pocket?

3  olebillyredface28 2016-05-12

Panera bread not paying you enough?

3  chippersonlyle 2016-05-12

omg omg you haven't tried the aromaz therapies? It's totes tha bombz sniff

1  kumia_kinte 2016-05-12

The first sentence was Opie, was the second one Ant?

1  cokevanillazero 2016-05-12

Maybe Bam's girlfriend likes it.

1  Sandpiper73 2016-05-12

I had to reinvent maaaaaannn l

-2  cuntbudday 2016-05-12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzGZv6dxGnk