Here's a topic to spice things up around here now that this place is boring.

0  2016-05-11 by xaway3

There are, on average, 240 peckas at any given time on this sub. About how many balls and nutsacks do you think that equals out to? By my calculations I estimate it to be about 480 balls and 240 nutsacks. But here's where the hard facts come into play. Say out of 240 peckas, 20 of them are women. Now we all know women have neither balls nor a nutsack. So then, we have 440 balls and 220 nutsacks. That's a big difference.

17 comments

7  DaveNone 2016-05-11

Take into consideration also that some men might have only been born with 1 ball or possibly had a ball ripped off in an accident. Or even potentially they lost both balls but still have the empty nutsack there.

And some freaks could have been born with 3 balls instead of just 2.

Finally lets not forget the natural hermaphrodites who were born with a vagina and a dick but possibly no nutsack.

3  pitt1991 2016-05-11

Any odd-numbered total would be pretty funny

0  xaway3 2016-05-11

Good anomalies to consider. Intersexuals alone account for 1 in 1500 live births.

1  VinceGlaus 2016-05-11

1 in 200 men will get testicular cancer in their lifetimes.

7  crunchtimestudio 2016-05-11

I don't think 20 women have ever passed through here in the history of the sub.

AND IT'S THE BETTER FOR IT, RIGHT GANG?

5  slothlivesmatter 2016-05-11

What if Sue Lightning is a pecka? She has both a nut sack and balls. This is a sub of inclusion.

4  Patmcpsu 2016-05-11

There should be a coota counter too

1  kumia_kinte 2016-05-11

1, it belongs to u/mouthful_of_cum. Everyone else is fakin.

3  DannyFromTheShow 2016-05-11

Hmmm. Sounds like we need a new installment of "How Much"!

1  Trevelbond 2016-05-11

That was one of my favorite production pieces... "How many clitorises does it take to fill a bathtub!?"

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1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-11

Ooooh. A little Spice :).

0  Binski13 2016-05-11

Hold on hold on hold on besides almost being a model or playing in the NBA I'm a math wiz gimme a few seconds...la da da carry the 7 dum doo dee subtract 4. Your answer is 9

2  xaway3 2016-05-11

You got really baked this morning, didn't you, silly?

1  Binski13 2016-05-11

I am now but not this morning. My Panera manager would fire me on the spot!

0  kumia_kinte 2016-05-11

Just don't bring up the complexities of water, dead giveaway.