My town caught fire and I'm homeless (probably)

0  2016-05-11 by [deleted]

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I want everyone to study your username and appreciate genuine honesty.

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Just pour some Canadian Dry on it.

Shit man, if you want, you've got a place to stay. Here. On this sub.

And here. In our hearts.

Naw.

That's what u get for living in fort Mcmurray

That's what u get for living in fort Mcmurray Canada.

Fort canada? Good one,chip

I'd send my condolences but you're probably an Oilers fan so fuck off with all your #1 overall draft picks.

And they still manage to stink up the nhl,year after year.

I GOT A FLAME ON MY HOUSE!

Nothin'?

car crashes self

You deserve it for living in Victorian London, how does a whole town burn?

tss, with a big fawkin fire and deads trees or somtin

Start a flex funding kickstarter, Ron will plug it if you're a mediocre chick.

Do you still have your job or are you going to get fired? haha fired like the fire that destroyed your home and belongings.

Kill yourself.

After killing everyone else in Canada, please.

That's what u get for living in fort Mcmurray Canada.

Just pour some Canadian Dry on it.