Does Opie have cancer?

0  2016-05-10 by 867-5309-

On Tuesday morning, while interviewing Tom Brokaw, Opie said "a good friend of mine" recently learned that he has cancer. After thinking about it I realized that Opie doesn't have any known good friends (although he used to enjoy Good Friends cereal) therefore: Is it probable that Opie was referring to is Gregg Hughes?

Whomever it is, you can beat this cancer and we all wish you a swift victory and a healthy future.

23 comments

13  obvwan 2016-05-10

You mean a little bit of cancer action?

6  Wsallgood 2016-05-10

just a taste

3  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-10

ME: Sometimes you've got to work the self-replicatory genetic mutation to find the sweet spot. buuuuurp

8  dankfranklin 2016-05-10

Hope so! But as I recall, Brother Wease had some kind of cancer years ago, so perhaps it has returned. And he's Opie's only friend.

1  867-5309- 2016-05-10

Do you consider Brother Wease to be a good friend of Opie?

Edit: Opie suggested that the diagnosis was unexpected which might eliminate Wease as a suspect.

1  boring_oneliner 2016-05-10

Opie suggested that the diagnosis was unexpected which might eliminate Wease as a suspect.

"'Brother Wease got the C? Ya kiddin!"

1  Ironhawk05 2016-05-10

Thats true, forgot about Wease, and that Opie thinks they are good friends....

8  JunkerHQ 2016-05-10

I think it's more likely Opie is pretending to have a friend with cancer because it's very difficult for Opie to come up with interesting things to talk about. He is a blackhole.

6  FloggingTheHorses 2016-05-10

Can we pull up a picture of the, uh...oh really, that's it? Holy shit! sniff Yup, ugggghm... that is a canceroo. Little bitta tumor action, where we at with it?

5  EskimoEscrow 2016-05-10

No way, he would've already made every single show about him.
Oh wait...

4  bbjon113 2016-05-10

While no one would ever call themselves Opie's Good Friend, I'm sure he thinks 90% of the people he knows are his good friends. Like the school kid desperate for anyone, so everyone is his best friend. See: the hundreds of "friends of the show" of which we now just get Sherrod, Distefano, Normand and Henley.

4  xaway3 2016-05-10

Where are we at with metastatic cancers?

3  Ironhawk05 2016-05-10

interesting take...if there is an O&A on air reunion at either TACS or SXM, I bet thats the indication things are not expected to last long.

3  Dennyislife 2016-05-10

It'll be one of the philly crew. He goes there every weekend.

3  867-5309- 2016-05-10

I'm not so sure. Have any of the Housewives or Kardashians recently been diagnosed with cancer? (Opie lies and exaggerates; he may likely thinks of them as good friends...definitely feels closer to them than he does Jimmy.)

3  chipperjonesing 2016-05-10

The sudden balding and budding bosoms are signs of cancer growing inside you.

6  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-10

😯

I need to get to the doctor.

3  PhilipMarma 2016-05-10

Cancer of the tits?

2  chickennuggetkid 2016-05-10

No, it's in his baby dick and once they remove it, his tits will get bigger.

3  Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-05-10

Paraphrased-

Can we be serious for a second? Can we be serious for just one second? Seriously! This is Gregg Hughes, the actor that plays Opie on the radio...

That faggot actually thinks he's two different people

3  bonniesretardsister 2016-05-10

A good friend of mine works at New York Presbyterian and said Opie came out of his latest mammogram looking very upset. Thoughts n' prayers, prayers n' thoughts.

2  herpacin 2016-05-10

I can't wait for O&J to become 3 hours of stem cell research discussion. Maybe that paralyzed Opie bit was prophetic but just a tad bit off...

1  Nuwanda84 2016-05-10

Don Opie?