Screenshot of the cancellation email or you're full of shit

Yeah, I want to see some screenshot action.

Wouldn't mind a little peek, just a lil' taaaaaste

this comment had me HOWLING

Stuper_man03 KILLING it for us today

^Snowaaaaaaay

sniff

Only if you jump in a puddle of AIDS

No it wouldn't. In fact I hope you're a praying man.

And put your peckah in the pic next to the cancellation email so we know it's really you.

Seconded.

Why would you wanna see that, Chip?

I'm just riffin and thinking how funny if he showed his peckah or maybe a bunch of you other guys did too. I don't wanna see a peckah or 4 of them or somethin.

Doesn't seem funny to me, Lyle. You say weird shit.

OP cancels Opie 2042

He likes to talk about things in small portions. So he'll do the "little cancer action" or "I went to Central Park for a little roller blade action"/"I went to Philly for a little Philly crew action".

But then he'll also do a lot of little peeks & tastes. Like "I gave that tv show a little peek" or "just a taste of the new Radiohead". I think he thinks he sounds cool by never commiting fully to anything. Like "I don't even care, man, it's all like whatevs"

"I went to Philly for a little Philly crew action"

This is one of the worst things I've ever read. Opie didn't even say it, but just seeing that sentence makes me want to bury him under 25 tons of clam shells.

I swear, not that sentence exactly, but I recall him using it like "I was with in laws .. A little Philly crew action". Maybe my Memory is faulty but I don't think I made it up

How much do you think the "philly crew" laughs behind his back?

They hate him, but they can't turn down the economic support he's providing for their daughter and grandchildren.

Guaranteed Opie's wife has a burner phone where she just shit talks titboy to her mother from 6am-10am when her husband is off broadcasting.

And he's probably kicking some money to her parents and siblings as well. "Opie my brother needs a new car, could we help him? Opie my parents really need a new roof and their basement redone. Opie my boyfriend Tyrone, errrr I mean my cousin needs some money for a new wardrobe and a years rent for an apartment near ours."

"Anthony, my white trash mother needs teeth because she's a walking embarrassment to humanity."

I think he thinks he sounds cool by never commiting fully to anything.

I noticed that a lot when he talks about what he eats. Who gives a shit whether you put a little bit of mustard or a lot of it on your dumb turkey sandwich? It's a fucking spice in spread form. It has like 40 calories per jar. Dunce.

Who gives a shit whether you put a little bit of mustard or a lot of it on your dumb turkey sandwich?

You, apparently.

You, apparently.

Trust me I don't. But I've heard him say it regarding mustard at least 10 times. Irrational pet peeve? Yeah I guess. But hearing it in that retarded "lllli'lll bit" voice he does is just viscerally repellent for whatever reason.

Where you at with the Gulden's Spicy Brown? It's fawwwkin BAROOOOTAL

I like a lil horseradish mustard. Just a taste...

I'm right there with you brother.

He's still pretending he's a Gen X'er. It's pathetic.

Opie is like the guy that Patrice confronted on the red carpet from workaholics

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Stuper_man03 with a little cancellation action

happy cake day you fucking faggot

http://www.dailystormer.com/christian-trolls-faggot-bakery-presses-charges-for-refusing-to-make-anti-faggot-cake/

Theres so much going on in that title alone

I don't like you.

When I took off from my house today, he was babbling his bullshit story about not making it onto a jury because he asked the attorney's too many tough fucking questions. Sure he did.

holy fuck you made me remember another time he was talking about jury duty selection and how ran the room and was so too fucking smart and cool for everyone there.

Please someone link this, he couldn't possibly have said that.

He did for about half an hour.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYwDxRkH3o

Fucking liar! He can't help himself; an habitual liar! His pen ran out of ink-he told himself " I bet this pen runs out of ink"-he couldn't find a pen anywhere-he found a pen down the back of a sofa-"pens used to be everywhere"

Fuck him!

You don't use an before a word that starts with a consonant e.g. You are A faggot, not AN faggot

This made me "ughhhh" out loud

Pretty soon his tits are gonna get a lot of cancer action

And then pretty soon after Bam's gonna get a little reunited with his kids and girl living in a bought and paid for fuck off mansion not having to sneak around said tits anymore action.

why are you still subscribed?

I'm not.

Why are you still alive? Please answer the same.

I love how THIS is the straw that broke the camel's back. Not the limp-wristed attempt to stand up for Ant, not the Ketchup Challenge, not the crying, not the entire WEEKS of unfunny shows with loud-mouth holes. Nope. This.

weeks

It's been two fucking years.

My brother had cancer and he used to operate on himself. No lie. You're good now though, right?

I used to put cancer in a concrete bag and carry it to school because my dad's fake church was too poor to help maintain our 5 bedroom house with 2 attics in an upper-class part of long island.

So, you had a little O&J action this morning?

Actions speak louder than words

That's almost a saying, man. I'll be the one laughing when I get my "actions speak louder than words" t-shirts.

-"opieraqio"

And watch him not even remember "Tax Cunts" even though they played the clip 300 times.

Just

Opie: "Durr, you had a little cancer action, but you're good now, right?"

Brokaw: "I still have it, actually."

Opie: "Now you said the....what are they called baby bloomers? They were the greatest generation. Where you at with the millennials?"

Brokaw: "I didn't say baby boomers, I said their parents were."

And then they talk about Trump the rest of the time.

I can't tell if I hate or love well done Opie fanfiction.

Where we at with the uh.....cancer action?

" mr.hughes I don't know how to tell you this. You better take a seat. You…you…you have a little cancer action. In your brain stem"

Hahahaha I love this place.

Stupid Opie.

He's not a bright man.

That's terrific...

nobody careeeeeeeeeeesss

"Check out the empties"

points to his skull and ballsack

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His fake, guttural, four tiered laugh is the worst. Bah, bah, bah bah!!!!

You don't like it?

It's 2016 and you've just had an epiphany that Opie is a dunce and and a complete bore? WTF is wrong with you bro?

Yes, let's all enjoy a good chew.

OP? comment?. where is that cancellation e-mail?

girl loved cock lmao she that broad tweetin about twerkin on him lololol

Vaping....Fag

what a fag talking like he tough for not crying in rehab....fuckin duck sauce

I bet your sister died of cancer my sensitive friend.

You've got some vagina action.

It is strange considering how bad it has been for so long ... BUT i honestly feel the last 2 weeks have been especially worse somehow. or maybe its me.

It's rather simple he was always attempting to be a combo of surfer dude and dude bro. This has now been indelibly etched into all of his verbal crutches and filler material between lie after lie.

Yes, Opie is nowhere near talented as he think he is. It's baffling and frustrating that he has basically made a career for himself from riding on the coattails of other people's talent. .... However why do any of you still let this asshole rent space in your heads and continue to piss and moan about Opie, Anthony, & Jimmy? For fucks sake get over it and move on. It's been funny and entertaining when you guys manage to get under their skin, but WOW.. the amount of time some you dedicate to this shit.... it's kinda sad quite frankly, cause it seems that some of u have nothing better to do. Turn off the computer, go outside and do something productive.

It's raining outside and I didn't bring a jacket or umbrella.

I should get soaked to the skin for you?

Ugh......ok look, send me a picture of your erect penis and I'll see what I can do.

Give me gold.

They hate him, but they can't turn down the economic support he's providing for their daughter and grandchildren.

Guaranteed Opie's wife has a burner phone where she just shit talks titboy to her mother from 6am-10am when her husband is off broadcasting.

Theres so much going on in that title alone

I don't like you.

You don't like it?

You don't use an before a word that starts with a consonant e.g. You are A faggot, not AN faggot