A thread dedicated to opies dick?.. I'm done here

Get over yourself. My sexuality was suspect long before reading this penis thread.

Let's see.. He hated showering after gym class/sports, has an inflated overcompensating ego, bitch voice that he tries to hide 24/7, virgin until college. I think you're onto something here, OP.

Everything speaks in favor of my hypothesis and nothing contradicts it.

and when he did get laid sophomore year it was by a girl with a horse main growing all over her back or some odd shit.

Opie has breasts.

ME:......SNIFF.....PERIOD!

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH 5 INCHES! ASSHOLE

Don't shout at your asshole! Take it slow, you'll get it all in there.

Nothing wrong with five inches in one's asshole neither. Ain't that right, Anthony?

Sing it, sister.

Suck it too.

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Maybe he's got those big shelf balls like me, dick don't got much hang cause it's sitting on two shelves of balls.

And because you have a small penis

Oh.

I'll confirm the small dick. Mulchaeys in wantaugh had those big tub like urnals and the Opster was peeing next to me and with a quick glance I remember not even seeing it poke out his jeans. True story!!

Mine's 19 inches, dvvv dvvv dvvvv dvvvv.

Didn't Danny tell a story about Opster staring at him getting blown or beaten off or something, making a joke about it, only to have Opie defensively (and repeatedly throughout the day) reassure him he totes wasn't looking at his dick?

He's just stupid. All of his insecurities stem from being the dumbest guy in the room nearly everywhere he goes.

My dick is like a babies arm holding an apple

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Didn't he admit it on the first XM show when Anthony told the story of the drunk chicks they ran into when O&A were leaving a Slaughter concert that was across the street from a male strip club who started screaming "SHOW US YER CAWKS!" at them?

He admits it all the time... If you listen closely.

I swear I saw a picture of Opie pissing on a golf course somewhere on the internet once. It was a real picture, like a paparazzi shot. Labeled something like "Shock-Jock Opie from Opie and Anthony". The whole point of it seemed to be "look at this classless fuck."

This was years ago before I ever listened, so it didn't mean anything to me as I was only vaguely aware of them. It was an embarrassingly small cock too. I know I saw this.

link then. this could actually make him kill himself

Unfortunately I can't find it. Did a search too. This was many years ago, must have been at least a decade ago.

When Opie was a toddler, his dad once pulled out his dick and just wagged it in little Opie's face. Just back and forth, bouncy bouncy and then put it back in his pants and walked away. No explanation ever.

hes a FRECKLED IRISHMAN with a rotten little ginger cock......his "LIL' DICK LINEAGE" is strong

[TRUE STORY]

when LYNSI CUCKOLDS Shells; fucking men in front of him..... (in their HUGE Upper West Side penthouse window)

--"Naughty Lyns" has a penchant for tying her STOCKINGS in a FEMININE BOW around his LIMP little member frustrated, shes forced to tie it around the BASE.......as his SHAFT leaves little to work with

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You are this site's MVP. Never stop doing this.

way to contrast a good post with a useless one, 69er. gotta get in your $.02 any old way you can, right pal?

Compared to all of the "use" there is to gain from yours, I would say youre right.

I remember rich vos adamantly arguing that 6 inches has to be bigger than average!

Dude's gotta little jew dick lol

Peckahs.

small penis, over developed breasts, prone to emotional outbursts and fits of crying .... all signs point to a serious hormone imbalance.. or he is a she

Nobody can be as insecure as he is and have a long dick.

i'm sure he's got the average, which nobody really likes having but it's pretty much standard issue. it's also the average size of vaginas, so...

but anyways, the "no one with a dick acts like that" means no male acts like that, it's a female thing to do. nobody would read dick size into that.

obviously he's insecure about it, but that's pretty common among men.

That's the brilliance of the remark. People will take it as "men don't act like that" but Opie knows what Ant was REALLY talking about.

All 3 of these fucks have small ones.

Jim and his weird worm body.

Anthony y and his need for cars and guns.

Opie and his constant need for reinforcement.

I don't know why you are all making fun of a man with Klinefelter Syndrome:

(From Wikipedia):

"Klinefelter syndrome or Klinefelter's syndrome (KS) (/ˈklaɪnfɛltər/) also known as 47,XXY or XXY, is the set of symptoms that result from two or more X chromosomes in males.[1] The primary feature is sterility.[1] Often symptoms may be subtle and many people do not realize they are affected. Sometimes symptoms are more prominent and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, smaller genitals, breast growth, and less interest in sex.[2] Often it is only at puberty that these symptoms are noticed.[3] Intelligence is usually normal; however, reading difficulties and problems with speech are more common. Symptoms are typically more severe if three or more X chromosomes are present.[2]"

The kids are really Bam's. A Kleinfelter Cuck.

Gayest thread ever.

Aren't retards supposed to have monster dongs?

fawwwwwwk. Opie has a giant fawkin pecka ya piecea garbageeee. i saw it once it was like 3 feet or summtin. i was like wow thats a big fawkin pecka. or summtin

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