Ant will be back looking rested, younger and will be acting humble and accepting

1  2016-05-07 by Uboat1940

No more associations with booze on the show (the Compund's extensive wine collection must have been "gifted" to Joe).

Humility is the order of the day.

Should be a blast.

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He'll open with a beer and a monologue about self-control.

A brown bag. It will add a mysterious element to the show, get the buzz going.

Sick double entendre!

Ant will finally have a cohost in the form of the extra 30 lbs he will have gained.

We're eagerly waiting at /r/tacn. Come join us!

Ahhhpril faaaawls!!

Will he still have his hand twitch?

Ask Dani's jaw.

Imagine he is back in good form! Calmer, less leaning on politics, like the old days.

He will thank all the great counsellors, therapists and staff at New Beginnings (or some such place). There may be some funny moments when he recounts his first few days adjusting to his rehab facility but it will shortly be tempered with a "still, I am ever grateful and ever humble". There will be absolutely no talk of the "lost gun video or Dani".

He' ll thank Opie for paying for his therapy