I don't think it's a mask. I think Dad Cumia tossed some molten hot pizza on his face while he was crying when he was a kid. Sort of like a white trash middle east acid attack.
Drunk fucking idiot, used to be funny, tranny fucker, pedophile, went to a fake rehab to spice up my shitty image. racist, has money, got fired, started a network (soon to be taken over by Gavin), and a brother who is also a fucking idiot in wanna be biker gang. Done.
This would never work because Ant is incapable of being honest and vulnerable. He lie and try to laugh His way out of even the softball questions. It'd be a waste of time.
It would suck. Ant would do his usually 'I just want to have an open and honest discussion about race' routine. Then move on to how all the problems in his life are not his fault.
I don't think anyone gives a shit at this point. We know all the fun stuff. The rest will be lies and boring family stories about him and Joe and how cool they are.
I dont think Ron Bennington would sully his brand by having Ant appear. Unmasked is supposed to reveal more about the person than what we already know. We all know Ant was a L.I. tin knocker, loves young girls, booze, cats, fbi statistics, & when he can find them, his guns. He cant get real - and unless he did that, it would be a who gives a fuck.
EDIT: He loved his guns
EDIT: Loves young girls - even if they tote a weiner.
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37 Mikekekeke 2016-05-07
I don't think it's a mask. I think Dad Cumia tossed some molten hot pizza on his face while he was crying when he was a kid. Sort of like a white trash middle east acid attack.
5 bbjon113 2016-05-07
Molten hot spaghetti
18 Phantas_Magorical 2016-05-07
He's never been able to talk honestly about himself. I doubt he's self-reflected in the last 25 years.
12 HardNutKicker 2016-05-07
Drunk fucking idiot, used to be funny, tranny fucker, pedophile, went to a fake rehab to spice up my shitty image. racist, has money, got fired, started a network (soon to be taken over by Gavin), and a brother who is also a fucking idiot in wanna be biker gang. Done.
1 i_saw_nothing 2016-05-07
Hi, Ron!
0 AiCPearlJam 2016-05-07
All said with coy laughs because he hates discussing reality or emotions.
9 NJPoster 2016-05-07
He's a has-been.
9 CowsAreCurious 2016-05-07
This would never work because Ant is incapable of being honest and vulnerable. He lie and try to laugh His way out of even the softball questions. It'd be a waste of time.
6 swanal 2016-05-07
There is no removing his mask. All underneath it is gone away.
6 babs_uvula 2016-05-07
It would be like that scene in Kingdom of Heaven after the leper king dies and they take off his mask.
6 opi3dope 2016-05-07
It would suck. Ant would do his usually 'I just want to have an open and honest discussion about race' routine. Then move on to how all the problems in his life are not his fault.
5 LightBulbExpert 2016-05-07
I don't think anyone gives a shit at this point. We know all the fun stuff. The rest will be lies and boring family stories about him and Joe and how cool they are.
2 [deleted] 2016-05-07
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-19-at-2.13.17-PM.jpg OK PUT THE MASK BACK ON, PUT IT BACK ON!! phew
1 DryTeeth 2016-05-07
I dont think Ron Bennington would sully his brand by having Ant appear. Unmasked is supposed to reveal more about the person than what we already know. We all know Ant was a L.I. tin knocker, loves young girls, booze, cats, fbi statistics, & when he can find them, his guns. He cant get real - and unless he did that, it would be a who gives a fuck.
EDIT: He loved his guns EDIT: Loves young girls - even if they tote a weiner.
0 90yroldbigpeckakid 2016-05-07
Unmasked like that Chapel Show sketch with the black Klansman
0 TheAndyPat 2016-05-07
I thought someone lit his face on fire then stomped it out with golf spikes
-2 i_saw_nothing 2016-05-07
"Unmast" is for comedians.
Ant is an alcoholic racist who happens to be funny.
3 nosoupforyou2116 2016-05-07
It's Unmasked not "Unmast" you degenerate. And it's not just for comedians, Opie and Anthony already did an unmasked special in 2014.
-2 i_saw_nothing 2016-05-07
Ron still pronounces is as "Unmast", so that's what it is to me, you corndog.
And you're right. O&A were Unmast a couple weeks before Anthony went ahead and fucked everything up.
You want to also remind me of the last time my parents hugged at my birthday before my dad caved mom's head in with a tire iron?
1 nosoupforyou2116 2016-05-07
Shutup stupid.
0 i_saw_nothing 2016-05-07
I'm amused that this has one downvote to zero.
I can't help but visualize Ant reading it, saying, "Hey!", and hitting the down arrow.