Everyone on this sub would absolutely fuck her

I almost fucked my cousin. Of course I'd fuck this obnoxious bag of shit.

Pfff. Almost. This sub is filled with SJW faggots.

If you went almost all the way, you might as well have fucked him.

(See what i did there?)

You implied that I am a homosexual. Heh heh vurry good.

I would never even imply otherwise.

Of course.

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Gladly

She looks like she only fucks blacks.

Seems like most female comedians are mudsharks.

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no, shes hiding me, sucking her pussy like a lamprey

Someone on here once pointed out the comedy of these mid-30s women desperately advertising their fertility with random nudity and slutty behavior. Okay, you're an aging camwhore, what are you trying to prove with this?

Chelsea Handler must be getting close to the ol' menopause with the way she's aggressively putting herself out there.

She's the type of woman who walks into a room and goes "hellooooo boys" and gets a 35% response.

You're a very generous man with that 35%.

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Definitely, She is nearing her 50's. I'm sure she's already had work done on her face. At least Amy and Iliza try at stand-up. Chelsea has been telling the exact same jokes for over a decade now.

thats Chelsea Handler??

Handler wishes.

ME: I used to have a V cut at the bottom of my abs. I still do lil bit.. lil bit.

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ME: I was such a good looking guy I would take my cum to make sure she wouldn't get herself pregnant.

I thought that was The Precious Nagel Seed. Or did Tits say "Yeah I used to do that too"?

No. Just The Sex Bagel™

Yes he did

She looks like Gone Girl

She looks like a prematurely aging Whovillian gazelle

Haha, "whovillian"

Machine gun jubblies!

Got me in the mood. Good enough.

Didn't she post this and say like go Ronda rouseys go ! Like tried to have a reason to post a naked pic.

Yep

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http://m.imgur.com/hGfymNP

Who is that lesbian?

I work for the Dewey, Cheatem and Howe agency who is that man!! I must know his name!! We can make him a star!! That's the face, THE FACE that America has been waiting for!! He's gonna be a model!!!

who is this?

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Eliza Sledgenigga

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Amy Schumer with AIDS.

Amy could catch MEGA-SUPER-AIDS like Jimmy has and never have a body even close to that.

Looks like a frail man body from the tits down

She's certainly hiding her self respect. Not sure about her pecka though.

She's an insufferable twat.

She's definitely packing more in the chest than I had assumed.

obviously fake though, right?

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In my dreams...

I like that counter.

Sweet bathroom.

holy shit she very sexy ... kinda annoying but no more than any other girl... she's just on the radio getting over exposed

arent girls suppose to have hips? btw I love her fake tits

arent girls suppose to have hips?

Not strong and empowered girls.

And hiding the Adam's Apple with the Apple phone.

She was sending that pic to Sherrod Small. She likes black men and she heard a rumor he's black.

Oh okay so he isn't black.

Shredded abs and V cuts on women are not attractive. She should spend less time trying to get a body like Holly Holm and more time trying to be a bad comedian.

I love Jim but she's not funny. Period.

She absolutely falls into the category of "funny for a girl."

Then she should spend less time being.

I'm saying she should kill herself.

Then us fags would have a better chance with her.

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